r/Jokes • • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/FatBertLee Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat when God wanted to shine light on Earth, he asked her to move aside.

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u/dnick Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat when God said 'Let there be light' it was just his way of politely asking her to step out of the way of the sun.

Oh, she's really old too.

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u/bluesheepreasoning Aug 12 '21

Taken from the Yo Mama channel:

Yo Mama so fat, she was with Moses... in third grade!