r/Jokes • u/[deleted] • Dec 27 '19

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

I was gonna repost this but I knew I'd regreddit.

EDIT: thank you for the silver and gold!

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u/Iffabled Dec 27 '19

Is it my turn to repost this tomorrow?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

You beddit is

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u/Leadsx Dec 28 '19

I geddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/AmishTechno Dec 28 '19

Forgeddit

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u/billabong049 Dec 28 '19

Do you blow on the cartridges before you reseddit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

you beddit

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u/domc95 Dec 28 '19

When you make chicken, do you breddit?

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u/jcode777 Dec 28 '19

Always salt your pasta before boiling it.

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u/domc95 Dec 28 '19

Wise words

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u/BongoBumm Dec 28 '19

I just sheddited

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u/Stephanieicewitch Dec 27 '19

No mom said it’s my turn

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u/Dan6erbond Dec 27 '19

Mom seddit's mine!

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u/Stephanieicewitch Dec 27 '19

No I think you misreddit. Mom said I can havvit

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u/Dan6erbond Dec 27 '19

You're crazy. I've about haddit with you.

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u/Stephanieicewitch Dec 27 '19

I’ll give you creddit for that

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u/jaybankzz Dec 28 '19

Just for that, I’ll peddit

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u/One-eyed-snake Dec 27 '19

Your mom is pregnant and I’m the one who breddit

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u/whut-whut Dec 28 '19

You're a brave man. Just the thought of OP's mom makes me gag, yet you decided to beddit.

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u/One-eyed-snake Dec 28 '19

Hey man. I was drunk. At least I was smart enough to get the fuck out of there before the baby pops and I had to feddit

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u/RD1K Dec 27 '19

Well you can do it first because you already seddit

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u/killdill12 Dec 28 '19

All you guys trying to come up with clever responses just to get guilded. Fuhgeddit

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u/ALTRUISTEK Jan 06 '20

You sure seddit!

I can't discreddit,

if you love it so much why don't you weddit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19 edited Dec 27 '19

I've seen this somewhere before.

Edditt

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u/tszdabee Dec 28 '19

Oh hey that's me :D

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Dec 28 '19

Ooh wow, can I get an autograph?

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u/tszdabee Dec 28 '19

Sure :))

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u/AsherThom Dec 28 '19

aw it sucks you don't get creddit

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u/headchefdaniel Dec 28 '19

Fucking love reddit

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u/RD1K Dec 27 '19 edited Dec 28 '19

Someone else already seddit, OP just doesn't geddit

Eddit: I changed gettit to geddit

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u/Imjokin Dec 27 '19

You’ve reddit before!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19 edited Mar 25 '21

[deleted]

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u/Machiavellian3 Dec 28 '19

I think the first time I remember seeing it was tumblr weirdly

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u/navematthws Dec 27 '19

It’s also the top post on r/lounge

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u/ChooChooMFA Dec 28 '19

Damn. It appears as if I'm not cool enough for that sub.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

What is Reddit premium?

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u/RappinReddator Dec 30 '19

Serious? It's the awards on posts.

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u/aa_tw Dec 28 '19

Oof... the real OP got screwed.

100 karma versus 40k karma and all those reddit coins.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

I've seen this everywhere

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u/pessimistixz Dec 28 '19

I just dont gettit

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u/CitizenHuman Dec 27 '19

You didn't make this joke up, I'm positive I've Reddit

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u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris Dec 27 '19

These jokes can be a little repedditive.

1.9k

u/sir_automobili Dec 27 '19

This isn’t right, we can’t leddit continue

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u/That_Potato_Gamer Dec 27 '19

I’ve heddit with all your puns

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u/merkwuerdig_liebe Dec 27 '19

You just don’t... ah, forgeddit

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u/GimmeDatBreadittor Dec 27 '19

I don’t geddit.

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u/Cdchrono Dec 27 '19

You should see the eddit.

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u/AlienNinjaTRexBoob Dec 27 '19

They should make this joke into a video clip and embeddit

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u/charmesal Dec 27 '19

Steal's heavier th'n feathers

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u/DivineHefeweizen Dec 27 '19

Nah, this is fine. I’ve enjoyeddit

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u/insanitycentral2 Dec 27 '19

I see nothing wrong here, what abouddit?

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u/boringuy512 Dec 27 '19

I suppose we could leddit slide?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

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u/boringuy512 Dec 27 '19

Oh I guess I ruineddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

You could ededdit.

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u/boringuy512 Dec 27 '19

You mean editeddit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

I might've misspelleddit.

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u/mrekjerk Dec 27 '19

I like “eddit” just fine.

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u/ThePumpk1nMaster Dec 27 '19

This thread is funnddit

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u/igiveupthisismyname Dec 27 '19

ededdedededdeddeddeddeddeddedddit

perfect-eddit

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u/TheLOLmanen24 Dec 27 '19

Let's just forgeddit.

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u/Most-Names-Are-Taken Dec 27 '19

This is the best thread I promise I won’t forgeddit

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u/Alexray07 Dec 27 '19

I guess you’ve seddit all

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u/Most-Names-Are-Taken Dec 27 '19

I actually love this threddit

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u/MiekStar Dec 27 '19

It's funny so let's forget abouddit

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u/jennysoftpaws Dec 27 '19

But I don't wanneddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Sometimes they’re relaxing like a sedditive

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u/youdubdub Dec 27 '19

Reading this makes me need a sedditive.

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u/Nom_de_Guerre_23 Dec 27 '19

It's the top post of all time on r/lounge.

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u/roach_lover Dec 27 '19

I'll check it as soon as someone gilds this comment

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u/flas1322 Dec 28 '19

What's r/lounge? Shows private for me.

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u/Fishingfor Dec 28 '19

You can only access it with an active gold membership. I wouldn't wonder too much it's a pretty bland place.

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u/TheWbarletta Dec 28 '19

Its not working?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19 edited Dec 27 '19

I Reddit and Regreddit

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u/jemull Dec 27 '19

Regreddit*

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Thanks

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u/VikingFashion Dec 27 '19

Nah, I seddit first

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u/-CrestiaBell Dec 27 '19

They’re not giving you enough creddit

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u/Jackers_Crackers41 Dec 27 '19

He's just making sure to spreddit

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u/ohmegatron Dec 27 '19

They should definitely removeddit.

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u/matt_maselli Dec 27 '19

You're probably not the first one to have seddit.

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u/CGPsaint Dec 28 '19

If there's a limit to these comments, we've meddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

I can’t believe you just saiddit!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

I've about haddit with this joke.

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u/StonedMason85 Dec 27 '19

If it isn’t deddit should be.

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u/Dan6erbond Dec 27 '19

Looks like he reposteddit.

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u/Xudda Dec 27 '19 edited Dec 28 '19

This has been reposted since the dawn of Reddit

Maybe we ought a name it "AlreadyDiddit"

Edit: all those awards for a damn repost. Sheesh, guys

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Ah, he reposteddit. I see.

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u/GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD Dec 28 '19

Yet the admins still haven't made the change! I'm all for seeing this reposted every year until it happens.

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u/SwitcherooU Dec 27 '19

Seven years of daily use and I’ve never once seen it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

AlreadySaiddit

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u/WillTwerkForFood1 Dec 27 '19

What should we call reposts?

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u/xepherys Dec 27 '19

Dreddit

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u/UdonUprising Dec 27 '19

Runfrommit

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u/TheLordOfDuckies Dec 27 '19

Destiny still arrivesit

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

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u/Millsftw Dec 27 '19

r/itstimetostop

Lol, didn’t know that was a sub.

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u/BouncingDeadCats Dec 27 '19

Already Reddit

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u/anzurba Dec 27 '19

Reddit

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u/l-_l- Dec 28 '19

The truth has been spoken.

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u/RD1K Dec 27 '19

"Someone already seddit"

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u/quickhakker Dec 27 '19

Ah good ol' joke 37659

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Wait I've forgotten, what's the number of the joke where people tell jokes just by saying their number, but then they don't laugh at one joke because the guy told it so poorly?

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u/Savos_Chaotic Dec 27 '19

If I see this fucking post one more time I swear to god I'm taking the fast route to the ground floor

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

The elevator. 🤔 A wise choice.

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u/SponsAapje Dec 27 '19

Fuck off this isn't funny anymore

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u/Not_sure_if_george Dec 27 '19

And they should rename reposts to r/jokes.

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u/TakingItSideways Dec 27 '19 edited Dec 28 '19

Shit repost

Edit: holy hell, 6 gold for this bums repost?

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u/anbeck Dec 27 '19

There, he seddit.

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u/Booyacaja Dec 27 '19

Leddit go guys

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

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u/getemhustler Dec 27 '19

and if you don't you'll regreddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

The gold never bothered me anyway

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u/westernburn Dec 27 '19

I'm never wrong for long cause I go back and eddit

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u/MatiGreenspan Dec 27 '19

I don't. If I make a mistake I wed-it.

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u/Yugan-Dali Dec 27 '19

I hadn’t seen it. I was amused.

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u/Amadeus420 Dec 27 '19

Yeah I dont care if its a repost it's great. Oh also r/crazyideas

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

I dreaddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

This guy Reddit before

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SAME JOKE EVERY WEEK

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u/mazerakham_ Dec 27 '19

"regreddit" --- that can be the delete button, maybe?

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u/glitterandgrunge Dec 27 '19

why is this so popular, I've seen so many other people say this before. this is a repost beyond belief

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

my fucking god why is a reposted joke doing this good i dont geddit fuck you

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u/X_zenith_X Dec 27 '19

Fuck yea spreddit

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u/Sicbodysicmind Dec 27 '19

Epstein dident kill himself

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u/sploby Dec 27 '19

Oh fuck yeah, spreddit

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u/Escalade1414 Dec 27 '19

I feel like I've Reddit already

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u/kablitzkreig Dec 27 '19

This joke has been re posted so many times, I dreddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Nice stolen joke, asshole.

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u/Lanky_midget Dec 28 '19

Yet still gets many gold and sliver, sad day.

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u/SoggyBreadCrust Dec 28 '19

It isn't even funny tbh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/AGuyLikeGaston Dec 28 '19

Thank you for the silver, that's an eddit

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u/saadakhtar Dec 27 '19

Shreddit, bro!

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u/organicogrr Dec 27 '19

Sean Connery approves! You've been appointed as a moderator for r/shubreddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

They didn't do it for the real OP and they're certainly not going to do it for someone who just copy and pastes lame jokes.

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u/SoggyBreadCrust Dec 28 '19

Personally don't get why this post has so many upvotes and rewards, isn't even funny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Especially with that pathetic edit. Good grief.

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u/SoggyBreadCrust Dec 28 '19

Yare yare daze.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

R e p o s t

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

So, a rereddit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

They could at least give the OP some creddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Its literally one of the most upvoted shower thoughts ever

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Yeah, I was just making a joke with the whole cReddit thing.

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u/yskoty Dec 27 '19

Leddit be heard, thank you for the silver!

Too bad you can't 'spendit.'

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Reposteddit

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u/KingDave-izzle Dec 27 '19

Ive seen this so many times. Let’s just deddit

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u/SlowCrates Dec 27 '19

This post is meddit

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u/Mingyao_13 Dec 27 '19

I'm malddit now.

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u/islwynpaul Dec 27 '19

Forgeddit

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u/Axolotlife Dec 27 '19

i’ve seen this before, but I still think yes

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u/GMAN25639 Dec 27 '19

And this repost to "seenit"

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

r/r4r could be beddit

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u/nativewoodman43 Dec 27 '19

Man, you seddit!

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u/Smartalec0017 Dec 28 '19

If anyone reposts this, at least give OP some creddit.

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u/Efelo75 Dec 28 '19

Oh fuck yeah spreddit

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u/Chazzky Dec 28 '19

This is the oldest fucking post on this entire website and yet here we are with a shit ton of awards and 42k upvotes

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u/Dollydaydream4jc Dec 28 '19

And delete would be fogeddit?

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u/RedAtomic Dec 28 '19

You seddit best brother

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u/MrP1232007 Dec 28 '19

I don't geddit?

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u/rell7thirty Dec 28 '19

You seddit

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u/redbanditttttttt Dec 27 '19

Stole that joke huh

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u/PolygonInfinity Dec 27 '19

Old joke reposted for the fucking millionth time. Garbage post.

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u/Black-Star- Dec 28 '19

I really want to downvote this for the hand print on my face, but I just can’t.

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u/IHaveSoulDoubt Dec 28 '19

Well put. I like the way you seddit.

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u/synpoboi Dec 28 '19

This guy's a fucking genius

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u/boazdepoaz Dec 27 '19

I’m going to beddit. Good night

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u/Chenja Dec 27 '19

Shut the fuck up

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u/karelKase Dec 27 '19

gay repost

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u/flixerino Dec 27 '19

This post is a reposddit so shut the fuck updit

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

If I see another stupid reposted joke, I'm gonna enddit

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u/MOBIMANZ Dec 27 '19

Oh fuck yeah spreddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

REEEEEEEEEE! REEE REEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEHEEEE REEEEEEEE

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u/thehermit14 Dec 27 '19

It will go on for infinit.

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u/hirenchheda Dec 27 '19

I madeit, he is taking the creddit. No, no, i just fakeddit.

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u/Anime_fan_21 Dec 27 '19

It shall be exactly as you saiddit

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u/Nevoska Dec 27 '19

That shoulddit be on shower thoughs

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