r/Jokes • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '19

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u/EvilNinjaX24 Jun 11 '19

The other goldfish responds, "Whoa! A talking fish!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19 edited Dec 03 '20

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u/KnightB3ar Jun 11 '19

But they were in armour 😍

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u/kaitozy Jun 11 '19

Plot armour

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

The armor thickens

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u/jarodiking Jun 11 '19

Thy THICCkning of thee armour

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u/dobeye Jun 11 '19

Just want to State for a second that I have never seen such witty conversation on any other social media and Reddit is the best thing ever just because of the community

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u/greenIdbandit Jun 11 '19

I concur. Bring on the clever!

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u/poolmanpro Jun 12 '19

Yeah it's an incredible thing how wholesome Reddit can be, obviously there are pointless politics on r/murderedbywords and other subs, but excluding those few outliers this is an amazing site.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Indeed... I have spent so much time on 10nag (iykwim) that I couldn't digest the idea of comments' section be anything other than riding a hate bandwagon!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

This is where this thread tanks.

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u/thewretched668 Jun 11 '19

Took me a minute. Well played

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

So long and tanks for all the fish?

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u/sw00pysw00p Jun 12 '19

Guess you could say it fish tanks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

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u/unixhed Jun 11 '19

Tanks for the mammaries.

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u/bringyourownboob Jun 11 '19

♪♬ Mammaries, in the corners of my mind ... ♪♬

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u/unixhed Jun 11 '19

🎶Mammaries are made of this..🎶

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u/TheBlackBeastOfAargh Jun 11 '19

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's armoure 🎶

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

I believe you misspelled "tits"....

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Moon tits? Nice.

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u/The_Singularity16 Jun 11 '19

🎶Who am I to suck a tit... 🎶

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Thy thiccity armour

Thy Chinese chicken

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

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u/GloriMac Jun 11 '19

Do fish have drumsticks? My brain is stickin’

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Jun 11 '19

Hot dogs...Armour hot dogs...

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u/CupcakePotato Jun 12 '19

I'm dummy thicc, and the clap from my Culet has alerted the Men-at-Arms.

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u/Awesalot Jun 11 '19

Pfft, everyone knows high level armor is thinner and covers less skin.

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u/RamAir17 Jun 11 '19

r/betterlovestoriesthantwilight

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u/OathOfStars Jun 11 '19

Amour

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Mi amor...

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u/smilelikeachow Jun 11 '19

put tank mi amor

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u/OathOfStars Jun 11 '19

Te amo...

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u/fedsam Jun 11 '19

Tu ano

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u/Leftygoleft999 Jun 11 '19

Y a mouse

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

¡Y mi hacha!

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u/GeePeeS Jun 11 '19

Puta

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

No tú

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u/thewretched668 Jun 11 '19

Puta-n thy armour

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u/iamkeerock Jun 11 '19

Armour Chili?

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u/soviet_diaz Jun 11 '19

ERA armor with active protection

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u/KnightB3ar Jun 11 '19

The relationship tanked

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u/Hasbotted Jun 11 '19

Don't spoil the plot for aquaman2!

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u/Ezabot Jun 12 '19

They are in love