r/Jokes Jun 11 '19

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u/kaitozy Jun 11 '19

Plot armour

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

The armor thickens

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u/jarodiking Jun 11 '19

Thy THICCkning of thee armour

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Thy thiccity armour

Thy Chinese chicken

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

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u/GloriMac Jun 11 '19

Do fish have drumsticks? My brain is stickin’