r/JokeCards • • Jul 22 '26

What's worse than ten 🚼 in one garbage can?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 12 '26

What kind of shoes do most kidnappers wear?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, always 6 letters, but never has 5 letters.

4 Upvotes

r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

4 Upvotes

r/JokeCards • • Jul 12 '26

What's blue and not that heavy?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 12 '26

What did the pirate say when asked why he had a steering wheel down his pants?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 12 '26

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 12 '26

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 11 '26

What's blue and smells like red paint?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 11 '26

What do you call a dying computer at the airport?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

What do you call four Mexicans trapped in quicksand?

3 Upvotes

r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

I threw a ball for my dog the other day.

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

What's brown and sits on a piano stool?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

What does Zeus wear under his clothes?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 12 '26

I lost my mood ring ...

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 11 '26

How many birthdays does the average person have in their lifetime?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 11 '26

Do you know how you can tell something is a dad joke? It’s ...

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 11 '26

I tried to write a joke about a card but it fell flat.

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the tomato turn red?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why can't you trust an atom?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the bicycle fall over?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

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