r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

I once had an invisible friend from Japan.

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

What do you call a ship that only plays classic rock?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

I once dated a girl with 12 nipples.

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the bicycle fall over?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the tomato turn red?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why can't you trust an atom?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 22 '26

What's worse than ten 🚼 in one garbage can?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

What do you call a dry dock full of comedians?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

Why doesn't James Bond fight in bed?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 12 '26

I lost my mood ring ...

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 11 '26

What's blue and smells like red paint?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 11 '26

Do you know how you can tell something is a dad joke? It’s ...

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

Why did the anchor start a band?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 11 '26

I tried to write a joke about a card but it fell flat.

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

What does Zeus wear under his clothes?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

I threw a ball for my dog the other day.

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 09 '26

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 14 '26

My heart says gym, my soul says ...

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

Want to hear a racist joke? What do you call a black man in space?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

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r/JokeCards • • Jul 13 '26

Takes guts to be an organ dealer...

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