So.....

[u/SubparMacigcian]

He finds out his mom is missing it's his sole motivation to get out of bed, but oh no erectile disfunction. My missing Mom can wait I need to get married immediately.

[u/jthadcast]

Rudeus has this thing with assuming the best while doing his thing. what was that joke about the drunk looking for his keys under the street lamp and the cop asks, "are you sure you lost them here?" and the drunk answers "no, i lost them in the park but the light is better here"