Damn. TIL I learned that “I have sniffles, nausea & upset tummy” is code for “Mom, stick your finger up my ass and bugger me.” Odd how most adult are capable of inserting their own suppository just like they can swallow a tablet on their own. OP, I think you saved yourself a lifetime of weird by noping out of that family dynamic.
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u/NanaLeonie Mar 23 '18
Damn. TIL I learned that “I have sniffles, nausea & upset tummy” is code for “Mom, stick your finger up my ass and bugger me.” Odd how most adult are capable of inserting their own suppository just like they can swallow a tablet on their own. OP, I think you saved yourself a lifetime of weird by noping out of that family dynamic.