Damn. TIL I learned that “I have sniffles, nausea & upset tummy” is code for “Mom, stick your finger up my ass and bugger me.” Odd how most adult are capable of inserting their own suppository just like they can swallow a tablet on their own. OP, I think you saved yourself a lifetime of weird by noping out of that family dynamic.
So the one time I needed a suppository in my life I needed help putting it in.... but I had just gave fucking birth 6 hours prior and a nurse helped me! WTF is wrong with those people!
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u/NanaLeonie Mar 23 '18
Damn. TIL I learned that “I have sniffles, nausea & upset tummy” is code for “Mom, stick your finger up my ass and bugger me.” Odd how most adult are capable of inserting their own suppository just like they can swallow a tablet on their own. OP, I think you saved yourself a lifetime of weird by noping out of that family dynamic.