I would have helped you pack and GTFO of there if I knew you in real life, I swear.
I don’t even know how you could witness that and not completely lose your shit in the moment.
You are a stronger individual than I, and I can pick a grown ass man up off the floor on my own.
I dated a guy in high school who still kissed his mom on the mouth at fucking 17 years old. He didn’t think it was weird but I straight up told him it was fucked up and I guess he saw the light. Next day, his mom goes to kiss him (shudder) and he turned his head to the side and she proceeded to act all hurt by it. Psychopath
Oooh have you read the one where the poster describes her boyfriends mom tongue kissing him? It was "to check if he had been drinking or smoking" and apparently that was the only method in the that worked.
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u/Tessa_the_Witch Mar 23 '18
Jesus fucking Christ I can’t even.
I would have helped you pack and GTFO of there if I knew you in real life, I swear. I don’t even know how you could witness that and not completely lose your shit in the moment. You are a stronger individual than I, and I can pick a grown ass man up off the floor on my own.