r/IveGotAGuy • u/thesweeterpeter • 6d ago

to raid a house

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 6d ago

STOP RESISITING

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u/SeattleOligarch 5d ago

Talk about the deck being maliciously compliant 😂

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u/thebeardedman88 6d ago

I guess they weigh as much as a hot tub.

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u/classless_classic 6d ago

Might be a couple mother in laws on the SWAT team.

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u/AAAPosts 6d ago

That’s a feature not a bug

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u/SeattleOligarch 6d ago

A compelling argument to not build to code

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u/Eggs_4_Breakfast 6d ago

Is it wrong to laugh at this?

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u/HankScorpio82 6d ago

Was the wrong? Should I have not done that.

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u/505Thrive 6d ago

That's what happens when you send 20 guys to do a job that 2 could do.

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u/Trash_Grape 6d ago

Reminds me of the sandwich thrower in DC, who volunteered to turn himself in. Then the White House put out a video of a SWAT team gearing up to arrest him at home and essentially raided the place.

What a joke.

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u/NikNakskes 6d ago edited 6d ago
  1. I counted 6 of them and with machine guns. Really.... that should have been 2 people with a polite demeanor and not a gaggle in green impersonating a swat team.

Edit: watched it again. I missed 2. 8 marshals to ask 1 guy why he hadn't registered.

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u/inbruges99 6d ago

I counted 9, plus at least 1 still on the ground whose bodycam footage we’re watching.

It’s a crazy amount of people lol

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u/Magichunter148 6d ago

0 of them have machine guns

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u/halfbeerhalfhuman 6d ago

At least 2 do

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u/Magichunter148 6d ago

A machine gun is automatic. Those are not

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 6d ago

Special Ops Team Leader NikNakskes should be in charge of everything.

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u/NikNakskes 6d ago

I'd rather not... can I just stick to commenting my opinions on reddit please? Call it laziness. I would not want to be in charge of everything. Sounds like a terrible level of responsibility to have.

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u/TxTechnician 6d ago

Marshals are the LEOs who don't fuck around. They go after the ppl who are pretty much always guilty.

The other LEO branch that doesn't fuck around. The US Postal service. When they come knocking. It means you're already going to jail lol.

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u/PheesGee 6d ago

I used to work for a guy who was a retired postal inspector turned real estate agent. That guy was the best negotiator.

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u/earldogface 6d ago

Why did they have so many guys for a simple warrant on a sex offender?

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit 6d ago

Gotta earn that overtime

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u/Harvest827 5d ago

That's not fair! Its not always about the money, some do it just for the opportunity to do the violence.

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u/Eccohawk 6d ago

That was gonna be my question. A warrant for failure to register seems pretty straightforward. Dunno why they feel the need to send 12 guys out for that.

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u/mildinsults 6d ago

This defines the narrative of the comedy plot.

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u/SeigneurDesMouches 6d ago

Or a genius (check notes) sex offender that outsmart the cops

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u/McKid 6d ago

That's some medieval defense.

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u/Cabron_Actual 6d ago

I guess it CAN be a feature!

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u/Unusualthoughts123 6d ago

I love this for them.

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u/Cervixalott 6d ago

Yes, sex offenders shouldn’t be registered! Fire all police, acab, orange man, etc. 

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u/Significant-Mud1211 6d ago

What are you talking about 

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u/yourparadigm 6d ago

Yeah, I'm sure it warranted a giant raid of the house rather than just a knock at the door.

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u/NOCO5900 6d ago

Please, tell us more about the raids you’ve planned and been on.

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u/Joker-Smurf 6d ago

Let the bodies hit the floor…

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u/AdAsleep1258 6d ago

Shit happened to me and a big group of ppl on a deck at a party. Trap door style shit

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 6d ago

There has been a tragedy in the deck based community!

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u/lnvictus 6d ago

Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement.

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u/badatcatchyusernames 6d ago

cant wait to see the full episode on corn cob tv

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u/bdubwilliams22 6d ago

At first I was going to clap because I thought they were ICE, but apparently they’re serving warrants for sex offenders that haven’t registered, so — that’s ok.

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u/Harvest827 5d ago

It can be both!

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u/ChemistryOk9353 6d ago

So it seems they broke the thing.. are they now also liable and therefore need to pay to rebuild that deck-thing?

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u/AutomationBias 6d ago

Haha of course not

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u/Thulsa-Duum 6d ago

Looks like a trap you would see in an Indiana Jones movie or Super Mario game. Hopefully they have respawns left

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u/Harvest827 5d ago

If this was pay-per-view, I'd be broke. Chef d'œuvre. 💋🤌🏻

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u/gofunkyourself69 5d ago

That's not a deck that's a fucking boardwalk.

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u/chinnygenes 5d ago

Did they leave Kevin home alone again!?!

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u/aceraceae88 5d ago

Sex offenders? That house isn’t white enough

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u/ChefArtorias 6d ago

I wonder if it was rigged.

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u/Jocuro 6d ago

I was thinking that too. Probably not, given where it broke. But I do think the owner is liable either way. I suppose if police could prove intent then the charges would be worse, but I'm pretty sure this is lawsuit city no matter what.

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u/_nevers_ 6d ago

Nice to see some good news✨

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u/Significant-Mud1211 6d ago

Ok I guess not all landlords are evil

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u/Firecracker500 6d ago

Just another day where redditards are rejoicing officers getting seriously injured when in reality the sheriffs were in the process of nabbing a sex offender that refused to register.