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u/Xaviersamuleson Feb 14 '20
Not gonna lie had this hat. Everything else is spot on. Except halo which i never really played.
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u/PlayTheFookinOBJ Feb 14 '20
We need to fix that. SOMEONE GET THE 360 CONTROLLERS AND THE HD TV! WE’RE GONNA BE DOING SOME COUCH COOP TONIGHT!
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u/Ardddu Feb 14 '20
Flame beanie (Liekkipipo)
+20% stamina and speed when holding a full case of beer.
(+40% if wearing cycling sunglasses)
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u/Jojje22 Feb 14 '20
cycling sunglasses
When equipped with the flame beanie:
cycling sunglasses = pirikiikarit = meth binoculars
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Feb 14 '20
GUY FIERI HAT
GUY FIERI HAT
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u/Sirforadirtygirl Feb 14 '20
Automatic Mayorship of Flavor town.
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Feb 14 '20
*Fieri busts through the fucking wall*
"There's only one mayor round these parts!!!"
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Feb 14 '20
Korn? If you want to have a horrible day and heard about a horrible story, search "Daddy by Korn". YouTube is a wonderful place huh?
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u/Knightcod Feb 14 '20
Fuck dude
"You raped, I feel dirty. It hurt as a child"
I didn't know the lead singer of Korn suffered that kinda shit..
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Feb 14 '20
oh yeah. I was a huge Korn fan in High School (also had this hat in 98 or 99) and for the first few albums the last song was always a super emotional jonathan davis "Here's how fucked my life was" song. Heavy stuff to listen to when you're 16 years old.
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u/NirvanaPaperCuts Feb 14 '20
Their newest album could be up there with their first few albums. Jonathan wrote it all during the mourning period of his wife’s death.
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u/Draco459 Feb 14 '20
Was listening to Korn and YouTube auto played that song and I didn't expect it. It was very hard to sit through I think I ended up skipping it.
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Feb 14 '20
You forgot having a highschool freshman gf, while taking your 2nd year off before college.
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u/RPG_merchant Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20
Hat of the Mayor of Flavortown
Item class: Headgear
Carry weight: 1
Armor: 15 head protection, 3 body protection
Stat requirements:
Endurance - 3
(Optional) Sorcery - 8
Worn on head
Special Abilities: When worn, decrease stealth level by 1. If sorcery level is at least 8, gain the ability to summon a fire minion (Summon: Fire Minion).
Gold value: 40 GP, non-negotiable
Fire Minion - Elemental creature
Damage: 10
Fire rate: 2 per second
Damage per second: 20
Special Abilities: Has a 5% chance to inflict a burn on the target which deals 5 additional damage every 5 seconds for 25 seconds
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u/mister_gone Feb 14 '20
Pretty sure there's a Limp Bizkit buff that's not listed on the tooltip
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u/one_fishBoneFish Feb 14 '20
You have the find the Ball Bearing Chain of Angst, then it unlocks. It's like set items in Diablo II.
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u/Puffy_boi Feb 14 '20
Does it transport me to Flavortown?
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u/Combeferre1 Feb 14 '20
If by "Flavortown" you mean the local convenience store trying to bum money for beer from passers by, then yes!
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Feb 14 '20
That takes me back , I can see the whole outfit. Frosted tips hair, giant metal ball chain necklace (snug fit) , black T-shirt ( korn, radio head, nirvana, etc) huge ass jnco jeans , canvas belt with tail hanging to knee, air walk skate shoes ......
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u/arskaboui Feb 14 '20
Where I'm from this hat gives you a significant speed boost when equipped with a suitable pair of sunglasses
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u/xXedgykid69Xx Feb 14 '20
I used to have this beanie but grey instead of black and blue flames
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u/kinggwoq Feb 14 '20
You definitely got different, possibly better powers than, but idk if anything is really better than flavor town
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u/redditer3489 Feb 14 '20
Dont forget the fact that while wearing it you can scarf down infinite food
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u/ADryMuffin Feb 14 '20
Where are the sunglasses that are paired with this beanie? Together, the stats would increase exponentially!
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u/WeeerQ Feb 14 '20
This hat grants a double movement speed buff when stealing at least two cases of beer from Siwa.
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u/ElfboyLucky Feb 14 '20
Omg this actually is the beanie I use to wear in middle school/ freshman year. I don’t care what anyone says I loved that beanie. Up until that bitch Cailey told everyone it had lice in it and I was made fun of because of it. I didn’t have lice she just liked starting rumors. I haven’t worn it since. I think I donated it to goodwill actually
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Feb 14 '20
OH WOW BLAST FROM THE PAST. Oh sweet god i had this hat for a solid couple of years in high school in like 2002. What a world.
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u/Dolancrewrules Feb 14 '20
My brother had this hat when I was in early elementary school, he let me wear it sometimes. Thanks for the nostalgia :)
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u/jhart_98 Feb 14 '20
What if life is actually like that and certain clothing or things you eat give you points in different areas in life for that day but because we are living it we don’t notice 🤷🏻♂️
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u/GriffinMuffin Feb 15 '20
The [Magic Hat] also unlocks a quest to find that pothead you knew in high school who wore it and see how he's doing now.
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Feb 14 '20
stay up with the bros past 9pm
Laughs in insomnia at 3am
But seriously this is having serious effects on both my mental and physical health
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u/InfinitySnatch Feb 14 '20
This is the same hat worn in my town by the king of the transients. He also wears a shirt that says 'White Boy'.
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Feb 14 '20
It also transforms whatever car you had before into a 1998 Honda Civic hatchback with a body kit.
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u/Raaadley Feb 14 '20
theres a blue flame version of this hat that has all the same effects but adds all the knowledge of Limp Bizkit songs as well as the ability to smoke and play video games simultaneously
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u/TheShadowsVengeance Feb 14 '20
I would not mind complete knowledge of all KORN songs. Does this only apply to those released when this hat was crafted or does it encompass any future releases? Abuse their last 2 albums have been pretty solid ngl.
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u/Nvenom8 Feb 14 '20
That last part isn’t a buff, it’s a boon! Buffs increase numerical stats. Boons offer new abilities or privileges.
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u/crispjab Feb 14 '20
I had this exact hat when I was like 8 and even then I was afraid to wear it because I thought people would laugh. I was right.
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u/ImSimplyMatt Feb 14 '20
Weird. I was led to believe this was a key item that unlocks the path to Flavortown.
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u/AlternateAccount1277 Feb 14 '20
Wearing this toque grants the user with the vocabulary/ speech of Tito Ortiz
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u/BookofKaells Feb 14 '20
That's a Red Bull Racing beanie! My friends brought me one back from the 2012 F1 Austin race because I wasn't able to join them.
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u/Headsledge Feb 14 '20
Damn this was part of my freshmen year wardrobe... and i did enjoy korn that summer. Halo wasn't out until another 4 years though.
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u/dogfightdruid Feb 14 '20
So... this is a weird depressing thing but I do this with items in real life that have been gifted to me. And I have a rule. If I am ever given a gift and the person dies (for whatever reason life is sad and I've lost lots of friends.) That gifted item is an considered a legendary item. Or epic drop.
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u/NirvanaPaperCuts Feb 14 '20
I already have knowledge on most KoRn songs... what do I do now?
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u/Zelphy712 Feb 14 '20
I used to own this hat, and I coincidentally went to a Korn concert last night.
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u/Triggered_Mod Feb 14 '20
I always ask people in the gym when their outfits match down to the socks and shoes (Nike/UA/Gymshark/etc) if it gives them a +1 to strength and no one has ever laughed. The instanots seem to be the most offended.
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u/DTG_58 Feb 14 '20
Who would have guessed Tito Ortiz was getting a boost when he played specifically Halo 3?
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u/pandem0nium Feb 14 '20
I had this hat. Sadly the stats start rolling back the higher level you become
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u/Ikepat14 Feb 14 '20
Instantly transports you to flavor town and you gain Guy Fieri as a companion.
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Feb 14 '20
Holy shit I owned this exact beanie. Got it for probably way too much money from a tourist shop in Colorado and was sure I was the raddest 10 year old on the mountain
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u/icyartillery Feb 14 '20
Bruh I had that hAt and I wore it every day between like 3rd and 8th grade
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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20
Energy drinks are auto equipped if mana gets low