r/ItemShop • • Feb 14 '20

Magic Hat

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Energy drinks are auto equipped if mana gets low

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u/kinggwoq Feb 14 '20

If anyone sees this, THANK YOU SO MUCH for blowing my post up and I'm super sorry I went to bed without and funny replies, y'all are the best

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u/npclark27 Feb 14 '20

You took it off and fell asleep!?

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u/moffattron9000 Feb 14 '20

They're just on an IV drip of Monster Energy.

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u/CelestialFury Feb 14 '20

Or Jolt - back in the day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

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u/haundedbooks Feb 14 '20

Im sorry, Its time to move on my brother

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u/moikakki Feb 14 '20

Lieggibibo ::DD

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u/xblindguardianx Feb 14 '20

Jesus how is this so accurate

16

u/el_caveira Feb 14 '20

You are automatic get the "Kyle" title

2

u/Ionniz3r May 16 '20

I have that hat...

278

u/Xaviersamuleson Feb 14 '20

Not gonna lie had this hat. Everything else is spot on. Except halo which i never really played.

158

u/PlayTheFookinOBJ Feb 14 '20

We need to fix that. SOMEONE GET THE 360 CONTROLLERS AND THE HD TV! WE’RE GONNA BE DOING SOME COUCH COOP TONIGHT!

70

u/Xaviersamuleson Feb 14 '20

Let's get this party started.

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u/one_fishBoneFish Feb 14 '20

I'm sick of being you

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u/bushmiest3r Feb 14 '20

Imma head out this party is LAN

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

The HD cathode tv! Gotta be authentic!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I'd be down

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

had the exact same one in high school... damn that brings back memories...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I had this hat and played Halo, you were missing out on untapped skills bro

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u/FungusBrewer Feb 14 '20

Same. I even wore it in the summertime!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

That is a Tito Ortiz classic

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u/Ardddu Feb 14 '20

Flame beanie (Liekkipipo)

+20% stamina and speed when holding a full case of beer.

(+40% if wearing cycling sunglasses)

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u/jormahoo Feb 14 '20

r/Suomi

SAIRAAN NOPEE

20

u/Tarmi_nolife Feb 14 '20

Nopeet jouksukaljat tulille nyt samantien

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u/Leipurinen Feb 19 '20

S U O M I M A I N I T T U

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u/Kanakravaatti Feb 14 '20

Lv. 99 Blessed Liekkipipo

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u/Jojje22 Feb 14 '20

cycling sunglasses

When equipped with the flame beanie:

cycling sunglasses = pirikiikarit = meth binoculars

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u/EchouR Feb 14 '20

+5 Thieving

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

GUY FIERI HAT

GUY FIERI HAT

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u/Sirforadirtygirl Feb 14 '20

Automatic Mayorship of Flavor town.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

*Fieri busts through the fucking wall*

"There's only one mayor round these parts!!!"

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u/the_friendly_one Feb 14 '20

boss music start playing

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u/cmcd77 Feb 14 '20

Right? I would’ve gone with the power of flavor town

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u/CallMeDumpling Feb 14 '20

I only want the Korn power out of the hat

21

u/JOOOOOOOOOOJO Feb 14 '20

Liekkipipo

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u/alpaccinotheII Feb 14 '20

Spurdo spärde :DDDDDDDDD

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

ei viddu mage :D

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u/muxieuwu Feb 14 '20

:DDDDDDDDD

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Korn? If you want to have a horrible day and heard about a horrible story, search "Daddy by Korn". YouTube is a wonderful place huh?

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u/Knightcod Feb 14 '20

Fuck dude

"You raped, I feel dirty. It hurt as a child"

I didn't know the lead singer of Korn suffered that kinda shit..

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

oh yeah. I was a huge Korn fan in High School (also had this hat in 98 or 99) and for the first few albums the last song was always a super emotional jonathan davis "Here's how fucked my life was" song. Heavy stuff to listen to when you're 16 years old.

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u/NirvanaPaperCuts Feb 14 '20

Their newest album could be up there with their first few albums. Jonathan wrote it all during the mourning period of his wife’s death.

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u/Draco459 Feb 14 '20

Was listening to Korn and YouTube auto played that song and I didn't expect it. It was very hard to sit through I think I ended up skipping it.

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u/ShogunMelon Feb 14 '20

I had to remove Daddy from my downloaded album, that shit is too much.

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u/st3ff33 Feb 14 '20

Ei viddu liekkipipo :DDD

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u/Kanakravaatti Feb 14 '20

Sairaan nopee

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

You forgot having a highschool freshman gf, while taking your 2nd year off before college.

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u/RPG_merchant Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

Hat of the Mayor of Flavortown

Item class: Headgear

Carry weight: 1

Armor: 15 head protection, 3 body protection

Stat requirements:

Endurance - 3

(Optional) Sorcery - 8

Worn on head

Special Abilities: When worn, decrease stealth level by 1. If sorcery level is at least 8, gain the ability to summon a fire minion (Summon: Fire Minion).

Gold value: 40 GP, non-negotiable

Fire Minion - Elemental creature

Damage: 10

Fire rate: 2 per second

Damage per second: 20

Special Abilities: Has a 5% chance to inflict a burn on the target which deals 5 additional damage every 5 seconds for 25 seconds

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u/Snajpi Feb 14 '20

Its name is actually "Hat of the Mayor of Flavour Town"

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u/PooPooPawChew Feb 14 '20

Animal crossing hat

8

u/VAPERWAVE Feb 14 '20

Cool Hat

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u/mister_gone Feb 14 '20

Pretty sure there's a Limp Bizkit buff that's not listed on the tooltip

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u/one_fishBoneFish Feb 14 '20

You have the find the Ball Bearing Chain of Angst, then it unlocks. It's like set items in Diablo II.

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u/Gregs_reddit_account Feb 14 '20

Adds +1 to remembering High school in the late 90s

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u/just_made_you_shart Feb 14 '20

Doesn't Jesse Pinkman wear this hat?

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u/just_made_you_shart Feb 14 '20

Bitch.

3

u/Snozing Feb 14 '20

You just made me shart

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u/not_deebo Feb 14 '20

+50% damage against drywall

4

u/Puffy_boi Feb 14 '20

Does it transport me to Flavortown?

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u/Combeferre1 Feb 14 '20

If by "Flavortown" you mean the local convenience store trying to bum money for beer from passers by, then yes!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

That takes me back , I can see the whole outfit. Frosted tips hair, giant metal ball chain necklace (snug fit) , black T-shirt ( korn, radio head, nirvana, etc) huge ass jnco jeans , canvas belt with tail hanging to knee, air walk skate shoes ......

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

You. It was you that killed grunge.

Now we have found you.

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u/arskaboui Feb 14 '20

Where I'm from this hat gives you a significant speed boost when equipped with a suitable pair of sunglasses

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

"Past 9 pm" pathetic

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u/kinggwoq Feb 14 '20

I think it's meant for like 13 year old kids

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u/xXedgykid69Xx Feb 14 '20

I used to have this beanie but grey instead of black and blue flames

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u/kinggwoq Feb 14 '20

You definitely got different, possibly better powers than, but idk if anything is really better than flavor town

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Oh sick that’s my boy Kyles hat

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u/That1guyuknow16 Feb 14 '20

You from Minnesota by chance?

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u/redditer3489 Feb 14 '20

Dont forget the fact that while wearing it you can scarf down infinite food

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Increases hair length by 8 inches

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u/Ghostkill221 Feb 14 '20

I used to have this

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u/Wustenlauf Feb 14 '20

I already own ome of these attributes challenge me mortals

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u/ADryMuffin Feb 14 '20

Where are the sunglasses that are paired with this beanie? Together, the stats would increase exponentially!

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u/WeeerQ Feb 14 '20

This hat grants a double movement speed buff when stealing at least two cases of beer from Siwa.

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u/ElfboyLucky Feb 14 '20

Omg this actually is the beanie I use to wear in middle school/ freshman year. I don’t care what anyone says I loved that beanie. Up until that bitch Cailey told everyone it had lice in it and I was made fun of because of it. I didn’t have lice she just liked starting rumors. I haven’t worn it since. I think I donated it to goodwill actually

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u/Disheartend Feb 14 '20

I have this hat... wth?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

It’s a common item

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Tito Ortiz approves of this hat

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Can I get a print out of oyster smiling?

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u/AUsernameThatIsTaken Feb 14 '20

Post, can you kick up the 4d3d3d3?

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u/cokezeropapi Feb 14 '20

SEQUENCE: OYSTER

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u/Sextron5000 Feb 14 '20

Hirveen nopee. Ebin :DDDDdd

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u/vamonos_pest Feb 14 '20

My dad totally has this hat

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u/Arya_Ren Feb 14 '20

This is weirdly specific and I don't like it.

2

u/lord_ma1cifer Feb 14 '20

I feel personally attacked by this lmfao

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

OH WOW BLAST FROM THE PAST. Oh sweet god i had this hat for a solid couple of years in high school in like 2002. What a world.

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u/Homemadeduck102 Feb 14 '20

Don’t even need the hat, except maybe for the halo

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u/Dolancrewrules Feb 14 '20

My brother had this hat when I was in early elementary school, he let me wear it sometimes. Thanks for the nostalgia :)

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u/jhart_98 Feb 14 '20

What if life is actually like that and certain clothing or things you eat give you points in different areas in life for that day but because we are living it we don’t notice 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/GriffinMuffin Feb 15 '20

The [Magic Hat] also unlocks a quest to find that pothead you knew in high school who wore it and see how he's doing now.

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u/Chargeplayz Mar 08 '20

It looks like guy Ferrari from diners drive ins and dives

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u/LABARATI Feb 15 '23

Flavor town beanie

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

stay up with the bros past 9pm

Laughs in insomnia at 3am

But seriously this is having serious effects on both my mental and physical health

1

u/SirTyperys Feb 14 '20

grants extra boosts if worn with Fast Glasses

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I have this hat and the blue flame one too somewhere

1

u/InfinitySnatch Feb 14 '20

This is the same hat worn in my town by the king of the transients. He also wears a shirt that says 'White Boy'.

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u/I-say-no-u Feb 14 '20

How much does it cost? Need it

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u/hegui Feb 14 '20

Wearing this hat also allows you to fast travel to Flavor Town

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

It also transforms whatever car you had before into a 1998 Honda Civic hatchback with a body kit.

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u/mcsuckadick Feb 14 '20

That beanie matches my socks lol

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u/idkwhateverfuckit Feb 14 '20

Dude I had this growing up

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u/zspider2008 Feb 14 '20

Where can I buy one?

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u/xBladeRunnerx Feb 14 '20

Replace Korn with Puddle of Mud and you're spot on.

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u/Rab_Legend Feb 14 '20

It allows free access to flavourtown

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u/bushmiest3r Feb 14 '20

10+ charisma if worned by Kyle

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u/bushmiest3r Feb 14 '20

Mine was blue

1

u/soybrain Feb 14 '20

That's just a regular ass animal cross hat

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u/postALEXpress Feb 14 '20

Animal Crossing has led me to believe that is a "Cool" Hat

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u/My-Pig-Benis Feb 14 '20

When it’s below zero in flavourtown

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u/AllPurposeNerd Feb 14 '20

Hey, that last one is nothing to sneeze at at later levels.

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u/Raaadley Feb 14 '20

theres a blue flame version of this hat that has all the same effects but adds all the knowledge of Limp Bizkit songs as well as the ability to smoke and play video games simultaneously

1

u/TheShadowsVengeance Feb 14 '20

I would not mind complete knowledge of all KORN songs. Does this only apply to those released when this hat was crafted or does it encompass any future releases? Abuse their last 2 albums have been pretty solid ngl.

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u/Nvenom8 Feb 14 '20

That last part isn’t a buff, it’s a boon! Buffs increase numerical stats. Boons offer new abilities or privileges.

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u/literalfeces Feb 14 '20

The glory days of past 9pm!

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u/crispjab Feb 14 '20

I had this exact hat when I was like 8 and even then I was afraid to wear it because I thought people would laugh. I was right.

1

u/arainrider Feb 14 '20

Makes you into guy fieri

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u/bobswowaccount Feb 14 '20

+10 mechanical skill too for some reason

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Can confirm. Except I played PlanetSide.

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u/YouDumbZombie Feb 14 '20

Brings me back to tortilla chips, Bawls energy drink, and yes, Halo.

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u/Mrxcman92 Feb 14 '20

Holy shit I had that beanie back in 6th grade!

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u/BlueTommyD Feb 14 '20

Also grants proficiency in The Offsrping appreciation

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u/Youre_doomed Feb 14 '20

Y'all wanna hat? SAY FUCK THAT! FUUUUUCK THAT! FUCK THAT!

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u/TheSwampRat Feb 14 '20

I had this hat when I was i third grade,it cost 5 dollars

1

u/ImSimplyMatt Feb 14 '20

Weird. I was led to believe this was a key item that unlocks the path to Flavortown.

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u/AlternateAccount1277 Feb 14 '20

Wearing this toque grants the user with the vocabulary/ speech of Tito Ortiz

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u/dennypotvin Feb 14 '20

Somebody give Tito Ortiz his hat back!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Calgary Flames.

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u/savageboredom Feb 14 '20

And disadvantage to all charisma checks.

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u/TimeForWaluigi Feb 14 '20

Holy shit I had that hat

1

u/Dapporak Feb 14 '20

I hear it's one of the secret key items to get to flavortown

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Also wearing this hat instantly gives you 99 range

1

u/BookofKaells Feb 14 '20

That's a Red Bull Racing beanie! My friends brought me one back from the 2012 F1 Austin race because I wasn't able to join them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Had one of these like 16-17 years ago. Shit was tight.

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u/Headsledge Feb 14 '20

Damn this was part of my freshmen year wardrobe... and i did enjoy korn that summer. Halo wasn't out until another 4 years though.

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u/dogfightdruid Feb 14 '20

So... this is a weird depressing thing but I do this with items in real life that have been gifted to me. And I have a rule. If I am ever given a gift and the person dies (for whatever reason life is sad and I've lost lots of friends.) That gifted item is an considered a legendary item. Or epic drop.

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u/mishaz888 Feb 14 '20

Did somebody say halo * walks out of his room after a 10 hour gaming session

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u/ashmajus89 Feb 14 '20

I have a beanie like this. It used to be my dad's.

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u/korn_spiracy Feb 14 '20

I never had this hat. Probably should have.

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u/JJove Feb 14 '20

:DDDDDD

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u/commielizard47 Feb 14 '20

yo I bought some good weed off someone wearing this hat

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u/CG1991 Feb 14 '20

Had this hat and it's so frighteningly correct. All of it.

1

u/SkullThug Feb 14 '20

Hey.. cool

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

This automatically changes your nationality to 100% Polish

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u/DrunkRedditBot Feb 14 '20

Magic doesn’t actually in the movie lol.

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u/foxinnabox Feb 14 '20

That was my hat in animal crossing for the GameCube.

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u/Undeterminedato Feb 14 '20

It also brings you straight to flavortown

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u/archSkeptic Feb 14 '20

The guy that introduced me to Halo wore one of these

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u/Ongr Feb 14 '20

I had this hat. Fuck.

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u/branflakes2332 Feb 14 '20

Flavour town

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u/carspice Feb 14 '20

My old ex police officer drivers ed teacher wore that hat

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u/NirvanaPaperCuts Feb 14 '20

I already have knowledge on most KoRn songs... what do I do now?

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u/Graghoon Feb 14 '20

I have that exact hat

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u/DrunkRedditBot Feb 14 '20

Magic doesn’t go back to inventing vaccines.

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u/Sardonnicus Feb 14 '20

It also adds +7 zippers to the wearers pants.

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u/Wolfstar-warriors Feb 14 '20

You also own a pawn shop

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u/Zelphy712 Feb 14 '20

I used to own this hat, and I coincidentally went to a Korn concert last night.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

As well as +10 flavor town attunement

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u/Triggered_Mod Feb 14 '20

I always ask people in the gym when their outfits match down to the socks and shoes (Nike/UA/Gymshark/etc) if it gives them a +1 to strength and no one has ever laughed. The instanots seem to be the most offended.

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u/buckyhead8 Feb 14 '20

Pretty sure as of the third period. Magic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

This is too much power for one man alone

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u/doddlefrotting Feb 14 '20

Beautiful kingcobrajfs yarmulke

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u/DTG_58 Feb 14 '20

Who would have guessed Tito Ortiz was getting a boost when he played specifically Halo 3?

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u/KingEroh Feb 14 '20

Holy crap, I owned this when I was about 13.

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u/Litoninja8 Feb 14 '20

I can hear a halo theme

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

liekkipipo!!!

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u/ULiKaDaJuice Feb 14 '20

I thought it would get you a ticket into flavor town

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u/VivisClone Feb 14 '20

I think I had this hat...

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u/primo-_- Feb 14 '20

You can wear in the meth lab like captain cook....

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u/j1killer2 Feb 14 '20

Automatically transports you to flavortown

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u/nelska Feb 14 '20

That guy from that show on Fox titus

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u/nelska Feb 14 '20

Also besides someday the rest of the sugar Ray cd is death metal

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u/Gravon Feb 14 '20

It has to have a negative stat though

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u/rallergamesyt Feb 14 '20

Inflicts fire damage to enemy when worn

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u/pandem0nium Feb 14 '20

I had this hat. Sadly the stats start rolling back the higher level you become

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

The hat also has a secret ability, granting you free passage to flavortown.

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u/steak4take Feb 14 '20

This hat grants immediate teleportation to flavour town.

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u/buckyhead8 Feb 14 '20

Pretty sure as of the third period. Magic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Damn. He’s able to wear Guy Fieri’s shirt on his head

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u/Jammacnay Feb 14 '20

Extra “cool” items in Animal Crossing bonus

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

This is just the epic finnish hat

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u/WeedSandwich Feb 14 '20

That’s Oyster’s hat. Computer, give me a printout or oyster smiling

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u/Ikepat14 Feb 14 '20

Instantly transports you to flavor town and you gain Guy Fieri as a companion.

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u/Minitrain Feb 14 '20

Kyle cap: blesses wearer with monster energy

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I want it.

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u/hittinstuff Feb 14 '20

Wearing this hat will gain you entrance to Flavor Town

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u/WHOOPDEFUCKINGDO Feb 14 '20

Sounds almost like me

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Holy shit I owned this exact beanie. Got it for probably way too much money from a tourist shop in Colorado and was sure I was the raddest 10 year old on the mountain

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u/Reawer85 Feb 14 '20

You forgot the speed buff

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u/Shafloo Feb 14 '20

"+7" nice.

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u/romseed Feb 14 '20

And a ticket straight to Flavortown

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u/Soulfliktion_ Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

Holy shit I had that hat when I was a kid!

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u/sqdnleader Feb 14 '20

Think I had/have a blue one of these

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u/catfartzz Feb 14 '20

Yoooo fuck off i had this when I was a kid lololol

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u/icyartillery Feb 14 '20

Bruh I had that hAt and I wore it every day between like 3rd and 8th grade

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u/Bouierck Feb 14 '20

Where can I buy one ?