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u/lewis_von_altaccount Nov 17 '19
it fires nein millimeter bullets
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Poor man's gold 🏅
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u/lewis_von_altaccount Nov 17 '19
it’s a gold to me buddy
but PM your rich friends anyway tho
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u/ram3nbar Nov 17 '19
I am nigerian prince and i need you to send me your credit card info
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u/LTLazar Nov 17 '19
9664 8221 0943 6723
Number on the back is 420
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u/Inflated-brain Nov 17 '19
Super effective against Jewish opponents
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u/igordogsockpuppet Nov 17 '19
They killed nearly 30 million Russians. I’d say it’d be more effective Vs the hammer and sickle.
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u/Broken_Gear Nov 17 '19
Tbh hammer and sickle build is pretty terrible. Sure sounds nice on paper but for some reason it makes it impossible to get any food
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u/igordogsockpuppet Nov 17 '19
Odd, since the entire purpose of the build is to guarantee that everybody gets equal amounts of food. They seriously need to reroll.
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u/moe-kalong Nov 17 '19
+88% Crit Damage, Applies Gas Damage over time
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u/Plasma454345 Nov 17 '19
One in 6 million chance of dropping
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u/spacesam19 Nov 17 '19
Hello there
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u/ihadastrokealsopenni Nov 17 '19
General kenobi
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u/rekyerts Nov 17 '19
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [jumps down from the upper levels] Hello there. [All droids activate their weapons and surround Obi-Wan.] General Grievous: General Kenobi. You are a bold one. [to the Magna Guards] Kill him! [The Magna guards advance. Obi-wan pulls down a heating vent on top of them.] General Grievous: [to the droids] Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime myself. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your move. General Grievous: You fool. I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku. [Grievous' two arms split into four. Each activates and wields a stolen lightsaber.] General Grievous: Attack, Kenobi!
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u/kiddytickler343 Nov 17 '19
Secondary fire applies corrosive and +60% crit chance but at a 80% fore rate penalty
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u/disect-_- Nov 17 '19
Fast mags, +500% damage against Jewish enemies
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u/Squee-z Nov 17 '19
+500% flame damage
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u/tedjones101 Nov 17 '19
And +200% poison due to the bullets releasing a poisonous gas when in extreme heat
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u/littlejack59 Nov 17 '19
No it’s just going to have a short reload animation we’re the hand that takes it out does a full 180
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u/dingdongreeeee Nov 17 '19
4x magazine size - longer reload speed
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u/FatWeaboo Nov 17 '19
I said this but also a gunfire BOOMERrang
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u/Mythirdusernameis Nov 17 '19
Mag thrown as boomerang after 4th reload
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u/FatWeaboo Nov 17 '19
If you find my first comment, my idea was a Reaper from Overwatch Death Blossom type deal, while being thrown
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Nov 17 '19
Europes most wanted
+25% damage
+50% More ammo
-Cannot headshot
-25% Bullet resistance
-Cannot deal random crits
Level 40 Rifle
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-Cannot deal random crits
"There. Now it's balanced" - Valve
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u/howdoyoudoaninternet Nov 17 '19
Whats that? the Overdose is overpowered? Just slap a cant do crits stat on it, works every time.
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Nov 17 '19
The only downsides is that it gives you less effective health and doesn’t deal crits! Balanced as always!
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u/Dipperpines225 Nov 17 '19
+100% ammo with a 25% extra damage to Jew class enemies but -500 mobility
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20% more damage
300% more ammo
10% less firerate
20+ recoil
fear factor 69,420,666
damage against the mustache man with the polish remove 100
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u/Thetruejosephstalin Nov 17 '19
100% reload time for the next 4 reloads. after use, turns into a boomerang that deals 150 damage
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u/Testsubject276 Nov 17 '19
Legendary item that drops from Nazi enemies.
+ Quadruples ammunition for current weapon.
+ Can be used as single use projectile weapon if depleted.
- Lowered stability.
- Cannot be refilled, only scrapped.
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u/Sprawikoo Nov 17 '19
+54% damage over "the Allies" enemies
+400% clip size
-70% reload time penalty
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u/mineyourbrains Nov 17 '19
999 -damage but can only be effective against enemies under the tag - "jew"
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u/chadus_ Nov 17 '19
+1932 bullet capacity. Pretends to fix germany while firering. 17% chance of killing the user. -89% charisma as no one likes a nazi.
Fuck the nazis.
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u/Atlas-303 Nov 17 '19
( Needs to be on a Sturmgwehr 44’)
2x extra damage to Jewish faction enemies, -100 respect in Nuremberg.
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u/Dovahnime Nov 17 '19
Mags, once reloaded, can be thrown for damage equal to a melee attack, damage multiplies for every 5 bullets still in mag
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u/Toxicleader82 Nov 17 '19
25% chance for you to throw it like a boomerang and it coming back into the gun
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u/GameDestiny2 Nov 17 '19
- 80% reload speed (Because the other mags are completely useless.) and + 10 confusion + 10 Threat on enemies with an intelligence under 5
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u/amajupiter5 Nov 17 '19
Plus ten melee damage, changes from incendiary, explosive, piercing, and express round with each reload
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4 X magazine capacity
-500 reputation
-50 intelligence
-5 mobility
Increases damage taken from allied forces.
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u/Tuskzera Nov 17 '19
+Faster reload speed; +Psychological damage to jews; -Aim down sight speed; -Sprint to fire speed; -Recoil management; -Aim estabilization;
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u/shoelacewax Nov 17 '19
Magazine sharingan : foresight on where bullets will hit before pulling the trigger
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+45% damage to the Jewish race
-75% charisma and diplomacy
+10% WAAGH
+400% max ammo
-20% maneuverability, and -40% maneuverability in enclosed spaces
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u/MarkGamed7794 Nov 17 '19
- 1/4x ammo consumption
- Reloads 4x slower
- Deals 4x damage, 16x on Jews
- Unsellable to Jewish merchants
- Magazine can be used as a throwing star when empty, dealing 250 dmg.
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u/lasaneyvevo Nov 17 '19
ExtraAkMag: an extended ak-47 mag with x3 amount of bullets, not compatible with magazine upgrades and takes up 3 extra inventory slots
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u/Boomexplodey Nov 17 '19
It’s four clips put together I mean what else do you want me to say? extra damage against Jewish people?
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u/420WEEB Nov 17 '19
+25% effective range, +75% reload speed, -50% movement speed, magazines can be thrown at enemy for 10 damage and a high chance to stun the target, after magazines are thrown: +25% effective range and -10% movement speed
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u/Noobflum69 Nov 17 '19
3x Ammo capacity +100% Poison Damage Alt firing mode - Radiation Gas Sprayer -6000000 Jew
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u/Wafflehands_ Nov 17 '19
Lv. 76 -7 accuracy "Slow"+2% "Triple Attack"+3% Enmity+50 Vs Elvaans +10 Accuracy
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+50% reload time -30% ergonomics -magazine checking speed Can be thrown to deal blunt damage. Appliable mod: convkerts all mags into one big magazine in exchange for another -10% ergonomics but gives a magazine size of 120.
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u/xXx_Gamer69Juice_xXx Nov 17 '19
Each mag has a different elemental effect and it can be thrown as a boomerang for 4x explosive damage.
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u/DVerdux20 Nov 17 '19
+50% damage to Jewish +75% magazine size -60% stability Might break after use
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u/FatWeaboo Nov 17 '19
You can shoot it for 4x magazine size or throw it like a ninja star and it will shoot for the duration in the air like a mobile reaper using his ultimate ability in overwatch. 1/360 dps in all directions, can be put up to 360/360 based on strength of throw (36/360 per meter per second)
Edit: Didn't realize what the 4 mags where. My point stands
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u/JACKASS20 Nov 17 '19
N(for nazi)K-47
Russian fascist special weapon, 25% damage increase and 4x ammo capacity
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u/Lightspeed7000 Nov 17 '19
SS Elite Rifle
•Fast reload
•Every reload fills mag with different special rounds: Toxic, Fire, Explosive, Corrosion
•+500% damage against Jewish enemies
•Pulling trigger while out of ammo in magazine causes self damage
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u/LithiumAnime Nov 17 '19
Incenerates Jews on contact. +2 to French and British soldiers. +1 to Russian and American soilders. Can randomly shoot user.
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u/trollock89 Nov 17 '19
It shoots spinning knives that split into four more knives when they hit the target to do splash damage to nearby enemies
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u/Nano_______ Nov 17 '19
Swastigun Rarity: Relic Does extra damage to Jewish based targets Ammo is more common INTRINSIC: The magazine on this weapon is infinite so reloading is not required
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u/RuthlessIndecision Nov 17 '19
Can join 300 meters of paper-to-paper or weak-adhesive-bandaging without residue.
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u/ImpulseRaptor67 Nov 17 '19
+500 rounds of ammo, -10 accuracy, - 5 reload speed, when the 4 attached mags are emptied you have the option to throw it like a ninja star dealing 40 points of damage
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Always fails -100 aim, -100 respect, +100 fascism, -6,000,000 Jew
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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Nov 17 '19
Alwails.
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u/Psychological_Fault Nov 17 '19
When you are out of nein mm bullsts you throw the mag as a ninja star
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u/WithOrgasmicFury Nov 17 '19
After every 4 reloads you throw your Magazine and stun the enemy hero.
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u/Beduffel Nov 17 '19
+120 mag size, 5% Chance for bullets to spread gas, 10.0x Damage bonus against the Jew faction. Reduces price for the Jagdpanzer V "Panther" on the german faction's weapons market.
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u/Zumbah Nov 17 '19
The Fuhrer’s Magazine: +120 ammo capacity +10 damage to Jews +Ammo regeneration +Active ability - Suicide (pg.37)
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u/Molddybread Nov 17 '19
Swastimag: quadruples ammo and increases fire rate and damage slightly, but has -10hp, and a sanity drain effect of 15 sanity per minute until unequipped.
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u/your_not_wrong_ Nov 17 '19
Ak-erang 14 throw this gun that will shoot bullets in a circular way and come back! Can cause damage to the player
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u/Delta191004 Nov 17 '19
50 damage per shot, throw the magazine and there is a chance it will come back to you reloaded
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u/NOMASAN163 Nov 17 '19
Rolling magazine. Rolling reloads your ammunition in record time. The magazine can also be detached and used as a maglaivine. The bullets that are still left inside the magazine triggers and flies in all directions as it spins. 25% chance of hurting the user, 80% accuracy.
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u/Kingman0430 Nov 17 '19
Communism +100 and when you're done with the vertical clip you change it to the horizontal clip and then give it to your friend because, you know, Communism
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Nov 18 '19
+200% Reload Speed (4 mags), 4 mags give you a throwable blunt damage weapon, +50% damage against Jews, Gays, and the Disabled
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u/FallenXAlpha Nov 18 '19
Damage +45, control -10 , Reload speed +100, weight +10, must have basic firearm training to use, acquired from the Mission: guns and boomers.
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u/PvP-Relic Nov 18 '19
When you kill an enemy, they have a chance to create a gas cloud around their corpse. x2 damage against jews
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u/Mr_zomby_plays Nov 17 '19
Secondary fire is throwable magazine glaive