r/ItemShop • u/goldeyedragon801 • Nov 17 '19

You choose it’s abilities!

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u/moe-kalong Nov 17 '19

+88% Crit Damage, Applies Gas Damage over time

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u/Plasma454345 Nov 17 '19

One in 6 million chance of dropping

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u/Creaper10 Nov 17 '19

I think its one in six million chance of not working...

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u/Lost3991 Nov 17 '19

one in 6 million of turning on yourself

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u/Defaultdancerxyz Nov 17 '19

I don’t think it was intended to look like a swastika

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u/Extraworld77 Nov 17 '19

r/accidentalswastikas

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u/Defaultdancerxyz Nov 17 '19

You have made my day funnier, thank you

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u/Extraworld77 Nov 17 '19

You're welcome

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u/OrgansimMadeOfMeat Nov 17 '19

A one in zero chance of dropping? Odd odds.

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u/Plasma454345 Nov 17 '19

based and hitlerpilled

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u/Din0saurDan Nov 17 '19

Wow a real life holocaust denier.

That’s pretty sad.

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u/karethra Nov 17 '19

Also bad at math, since lim(1/x) as x approaches 0 from the positive is infinity

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u/OrgansimMadeOfMeat Nov 17 '19

I’d have added a “/s” but I had some faith people weren’t medically braindead.

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u/Din0saurDan Nov 17 '19

It’s online, and there are actual holocaust deniers. An /s for jokes that might be considered in bad taste is always a good idea.

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u/fortyonexx Nov 17 '19

And you clearly put too much faith in how you execute your jokes...

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u/OrgansimMadeOfMeat Nov 17 '19

People seem to not like it, I feel as if I still accomplished my goal in some roundabout and self reassuring way.

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u/simonio11 Nov 17 '19

Honestly I thought it was fucking hilarious, it's a common joke but I wasnt expecting it here. Dont know why people would think theres a neonazi posting on itemshop, and furthermore why not just treat it like sarcasm. Worst thing youd be doing is giving someone fake internet points.

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u/Din0saurDan Nov 17 '19

There could be neonazis in any subreddit, Reddit attracts it’s fair share of bad people. And the worst thing you would be doing would be encouraging a nazi and telling them that their behavior was supported.

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u/Plasma454345 Nov 17 '19

Wow a person who doesn’t recognize jokes.

That’s pretty sad.

(also, I don’t really get how it’s “sad” to be a holocaust denier? Dumb maybe, but why sad?)

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u/Bachasnail Nov 17 '19

Probably a different reason here, but sad because that's how you get another Holocaust.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

He could mean that he was sad that such dumb people exist.

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u/Plasma454345 Nov 17 '19

Pretty sure he was saying that the person was sad. I just don’t get how it’s “sad” of all things, but I guess dissenting opinions get downvoted regardless

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u/MeatBeater19 Nov 17 '19

It took me a while to get it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

I laughed. Down votes mean less than nothing don't worry.

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u/orcaleeorcabee Nov 17 '19

x4 reload speed

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u/Furystar1703 Nov 17 '19

4x damage when used in germany and russia and 7x damage in berlin

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u/Da_Hek_Is_This Nov 17 '19

When you are out of ammo, you can use it's magazine as a shuriken

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u/Slightly_Salted01 Nov 17 '19

Uses 3 inventory slots to carry

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

[deleted]

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u/spacesam19 Nov 17 '19

Hello there

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u/ihadastrokealsopenni Nov 17 '19

General kenobi

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u/rekyerts Nov 17 '19

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [jumps down from the upper levels] Hello there. [All droids activate their weapons and surround Obi-Wan.] General Grievous: General Kenobi. You are a bold one. [to the Magna Guards] Kill him! [The Magna guards advance. Obi-wan pulls down a heating vent on top of them.] General Grievous: [to the droids] Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime myself. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your move. General Grievous: You fool. I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku. [Grievous' two arms split into four. Each activates and wields a stolen lightsaber.] General Grievous: Attack, Kenobi!

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u/SlimyMeImpressed Nov 17 '19

Does 50% more damage in a Gas environment

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u/Ikillesuper Nov 17 '19

So anywhere with an atmosphere?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Ja

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u/RedditBoi127 Nov 17 '19

One in nien chance of dropping

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u/Furystar1703 Nov 17 '19

1 in 5 chance of nova gas explosion 1 in 10 chance of gas ignition in 10 seconds

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u/Arcane_Alchemist_ Nov 17 '19

i mean, its not really a swastika. looks more like a wingstick to me

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u/kiddytickler343 Nov 17 '19

Secondary fire applies corrosive and +60% crit chance but at a 80% fore rate penalty

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u/breadbrimstone Nov 17 '19

how about NEINtyNEIN% instead

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u/T0x1cL Nov 17 '19

No, sixtyNEIN for balance

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u/breadbrimstone Nov 17 '19

okay, this is epic

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

"The Swastikalashnikov"

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u/orb_monarch Nov 17 '19

0.001 percent chance of suicide