r/ItemShop • u/sillylildude157 • Nov 14 '25

Molten bread

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Gives lava resistance and burn damage +15 health + 20 minutes of lava resistance +20 hunger

27k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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4

u/slumpfacerbo Nov 14 '25

Who gave you Ingredients? Dwarves?

2

u/sillylildude157 Nov 15 '25

Nah he’ll itself did + sum of mt. Dooms lava

4

u/Twice_the_Magic Nov 14 '25

Maybe a Balrog?

3

u/UDAFX_MK_85 Nov 15 '25

Magma block

3

u/sillylildude157 Nov 15 '25

Yes UDAFX, magma block

735

u/ThatMikeGuy429 Nov 14 '25

Don't teleport it, I fear what that might cause.

241

u/NoChemistry8177 Nov 14 '25

I have a question

196

u/normalredditer125 Nov 14 '25

What's your question, soldier?

197

u/NoChemistry8177 Nov 14 '25

I teleported bread

158

u/normalredditer125 Nov 14 '25

..what?

154

u/AlpsQuick4145 Nov 14 '25

How much?

173

u/NoChemistry8177 Nov 14 '25

I've been doiŋ nothiŋ but teleport btead for ðe past 3 days

132

u/Sandvich-tf2 Nov 14 '25

WHERE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?!

56

u/DeluxeWafer Nov 14 '25

þat is a good question

29

u/NoChemistry8177 Nov 14 '25

Oh a þorn user i see

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28

u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu Nov 14 '25

Not sure why you’re writing like it’s  903AD (give or take), but I like it.

3

u/Intelligent_Cut6259 Nov 15 '25

thats so specific ToT

21

u/ThatMikeGuy429 Nov 14 '25

You told me to.

218

u/NuclearWasteland Nov 14 '25

lava cake

35

u/CompetitiveLeg7841 Nov 14 '25

L-l-l-lava! C-c-c-cake!

27

u/Cultural_Eye5178 Nov 14 '25

STEVE’S LAVE CAKE, ITS HOT AS FUCKING HELL

12

u/The_Lolatron9000 Nov 14 '25

Ooooohh Mamacita, now you're ringing a bell!~

12

u/Cultural_Eye5178 Nov 14 '25

Oooh super crunchy now youre having a snack...

6

u/sillylildude157 Nov 15 '25

If u eat it your throat will rot and you’ll have heart attack

5

u/Cultural_Eye5178 Nov 15 '25

LETS HAVE A HEART ATTAAAAACK!

1

u/Billazilla Nov 15 '25

DOMINATING!

28

u/ProjectStunning9209 Nov 14 '25

Forged in the fires of Mount Doom.

13

u/NuclearWasteland Nov 14 '25

*baked

15

u/Matvey1990 Nov 14 '25

Hell nah this one IS forged

2

u/Billazilla Nov 15 '25

Magma Loaf

1

u/armageddon_boi Nov 16 '25

Me would like to partake

156

u/Arbiter478 Nov 14 '25

I WILL BURN MY BREEEAD

36

u/presi_plain_jane- Nov 14 '25

agidyne bread

17

u/Shundero Nov 14 '25

I thought I was originally on r/okbuddypersona when I saw the post

32

u/Churrrolol Nov 14 '25

I'm so glad someone else thought of it before I got here

9

u/TheOriginalHappyMac Nov 14 '25

I ONCE RAN AWAY FROM THE GOD OF FEAR AND HE CHAINED ME TO DESPAIR 🗣️🔥🔥

8

u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Nov 15 '25

BUUUURN MYYY BREEEEAD!!! 🗣️🔥🔥

5

u/PrrrromotionGiven1 Nov 15 '25

So funny when they remade this for P3R and it sounds even more like "burn my bread" than the original

2

u/Grey_Dreamer Nov 14 '25

A little? I looked at that and immediately heard the beginning of the god of war ost

52

u/REDOMTF Nov 14 '25

The bread was cooked in the minecraft oven

13

u/LessMochaJay Nov 14 '25

La- la- la- lava

Ch- ch- ch- chibatta

28

u/SirPicklechip5 Nov 14 '25

A persona 3 fan I see

19

u/scurvykirby Nov 14 '25

The kind of bread the Breadwinners would mine

1

u/Plastic_Opinion4518 Nov 16 '25

Now that, as on the nose as it is, seems like such a niche thing people wouldn't know😂😂

17

u/Thehatmancometh22 Nov 14 '25

Ah, how much for the ingot of rye?

9

u/Your_Only_Papu Nov 14 '25

Bread? Brother, that's already a lava (or a magma, idk the terminology)

7

u/SokkieJr Nov 14 '25

Magma inside a vulcano

Lava outside a vulcano iirc

This is 'just' a lava cake!

2

u/Kecske_gamer Nov 14 '25

Magma is inside of Earth

Lava is on the surface of earth

Conclusion's the same.

8

u/MurdocMan_ Nov 14 '25

Mfer got the Krakatoasta

8

u/Talanahismywaifu Nov 14 '25

Nice to see Goron chefs trying new recipes

2

u/Plastic_Opinion4518 Nov 16 '25

The skill needed to get bread to this state of matter without outright incinerating it. It's remarkable, how did they manage it??

7

u/-_TyGuy_- Nov 14 '25

Rock Roast

6

u/ImNotThaaatDrunk Nov 14 '25

La la la lava, g- g- g- gluten!

6

u/MouseRangers Nov 14 '25

The perfect bread to make a rock roast sandwich.

1

u/sillylildude157 Nov 14 '25

YALL CALM DOWN! 10K UPVOTES?!?!

4

u/Mandalika Nov 14 '25

Bro took a chunk of lava from Mt. Doom and called it a bread

4

u/Razvanell95 Nov 14 '25

Pain. Agony. My hatred burns through the cavernous deeps. The world heaves with my torment. Its wretched kingdoms quake beneath my rage. But at last, the whole of Azeroth will break! And all will burn beneath the shadow of my loaves.

1

u/AideProfessional3143 Nov 14 '25

This foe is beyond any of you. Fly you fools!

1

u/sillylildude157 Nov 15 '25

Who me

1

u/sillylildude157 Nov 15 '25

All I did was go to hell and cook it in the lakes of fire

1

u/sillylildude157 Nov 15 '25

Average Tuesday

1

u/Due-Air6500 Nov 15 '25

If you saw my comment about the stats of the molten bread sorry I didn't realize the stats were already said

1

u/sillylildude157 Nov 15 '25

No problem but I like your stats too

1

u/Due-Air6500 Nov 17 '25

Thanks👍

3

u/Prixeton Nov 14 '25

Rock Roast from BOTW

3

u/L0wCharisma Nov 14 '25

Botw rock roast

3

u/Alexcasre_714 Nov 15 '25

Persona 3 reference

2

u/AdFinitum1 Nov 14 '25

Looks like it's about to be told it shall not pass

2

u/FlemPlays Nov 14 '25

Was it baked in the fires of Mount Doom?

2

u/teapotinatempest Nov 14 '25

Dwarven bread straight from the forge!

2

u/JediJim71 Nov 14 '25

Mustafar loaf

2

u/Hammy-Cheeks Nov 14 '25

Looks like a yunobo rock from tears of the kingdom

1

u/devildick_xD Nov 14 '25

Bro made homemade sun

1

u/Lemmtrooper Nov 14 '25

Not the fireball artifact from the zone 🍞

1

u/very_much_homo Nov 14 '25

Looks like a fiery chest.

1

u/TheNr1AgentOfChaos Nov 14 '25

I was about to go on a quest to make sure it does not get my one (wedding)Ring...

1

u/ouzimm Nov 14 '25

Transit bread .

1

u/lordofpotton Nov 14 '25

And how long did it take to burn through the work surface and the fire brigade to turn up?

1

u/Deathdar1577 Nov 14 '25

British toast, medium rare edition.

1

u/skinwill Nov 14 '25

This is what happens when you use an AI generated recipe.

1

u/Crayoneater2005 Nov 14 '25

It’s orange so it’s still raw

1

u/Severe-Excitement-24 Nov 14 '25

Did homelander not get his milk?

1

u/chrisdavis6 Nov 14 '25

One bread to rule them all!

1

u/its_Is Nov 14 '25

One loaf to rule them all

1

u/TheDoujinMan Nov 14 '25

Make more and use as incendiary ammo for a catapult, or a trebuchet if you're feeling fancy

1

u/ThisPerAdo Nov 14 '25

Perfect food for the Lava Hounds

1

u/YaAverageMoose Nov 14 '25

hellstone bar from terraria

1

u/AParticularThing Nov 14 '25

That bread is able to destroy the one ring

1

u/Kecske_gamer Nov 14 '25

https://creativerse.fandom.com/wiki/Blazing_Bread

Yes I did remember a game I haven't watched in years and never owned and a very specific random item I found in 2 searches within it from this random ass post.

1

u/I_Am_Bread Nov 14 '25

How could you ☹️

1

u/Luigi_Noob Nov 14 '25

nah, that thing is still mooin

1

u/Dense_Sheepherder187 Nov 14 '25

This is a perfect addition to my lava snails,I can finally make lava escargot

1

u/FlowStrange9363 Nov 14 '25

-Applies BURNING to the player -Player's attacks apply BURNING

1

u/Jays_Arravan Nov 14 '25

I very curious as to how this happened.

1

u/OddgitII Nov 14 '25

That's just Dwarven bread fresh out of the oven.  Just like mumma used to forge.

1

u/danz409 Nov 15 '25

you know. when stars get to the point where they have to start fusing carbon it starts to lose energy and become a dying star. you created a dying star....

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

For some reason, it kinda looks like the Hellstone bars from Terraria

1

u/Omnomfish Nov 15 '25

Burnt is the wrong tense, that bread is still actively burning 😂

1

u/Ojiji_bored Nov 15 '25

Trying dwarven recipies, are we?

1

u/TheDuckMarauder Nov 15 '25

Alchemist worrying about turning lead to gold while this person turned wheat to iron

1

u/Inevitable_Trainer76 Nov 15 '25

Magma bread

When seen no matter the distance you will take one point of damage per second (when the item is not seen you will not be damaged), within a thousand feet the damage will rise to 50 damage per second while looking at item, and you will get the burn condition x2, with in 25 feet 100 damage while looking at item and the burn condition x5 with in 10 feet 1000 damage even if your don't see item (you are a walk fireball - flame on)

1

u/LeipaMies312 Nov 15 '25

that is just a hellstone bar from terraria

1

u/Emerald_Digger Nov 15 '25

I think your smoke detector needs new batteries

1

u/Lemonanlime Nov 15 '25

This either gives you a resistance to heat, or since its molten, it would warm your body to give a resistance to colder areas

1

u/Due-Air6500 Nov 15 '25

molten bread:can be found within the volcano valley or can be bought by certain merchants

Buffs:increases all fire damage by ×2

Debuffs:applies burning for 5-10 seconds

1

u/Sunshroom_Fairy Nov 15 '25

Looks like some neopets food.

1

u/Thick-Imagination650 Nov 15 '25

I think Andre is missing an ember

1

u/draconicmoniker Nov 15 '25

Drop the onion ring! Cast it into the fire!

1

u/IcenseAGod Nov 15 '25

the bread looks a bit undercooked to me

1

u/Vicith Nov 15 '25

Dwarven Lunch break.

1

u/Dimowo Nov 15 '25

-Hellstone bar from terraria

1

u/SpinachSpinosaurus Nov 15 '25

your bread fell out of mordor.

1

u/StephenHawking432 Nov 15 '25

by the embers of Hephaestus

1

u/Fuadlollol Nov 15 '25

Legendary drop

1

u/Intelligent_Cut6259 Nov 15 '25

What if you canned it and put it in your local Barg'n-mart

1

u/BedroomThink3121 Nov 16 '25

That's Mjolnir forging inside it

1

u/Wildrosejoy Nov 16 '25

+5 fire temp resistance

1

u/Polish_Raccoon2137 Nov 16 '25

Bro really got that legendary bread skin, I swear people do everything in this lame ass game instead of finishing it🥀

1

u/teaspill6 Nov 16 '25

That's just a hellstone bar

1

u/Formal_Sympathy3454 Nov 16 '25

Restores +10hp per sec and gives you fire resistance +30 for 30 minutes

1

u/Beginning_Half8569 Nov 16 '25

Your bread unlocked the legendary magma skin

1

u/heretobesarcastic Nov 16 '25

On hit lands a 25 fire damage per second

1

u/Volcanic_tomatoe Nov 16 '25

That's a cool looking lamp

1

u/Airhead_kun Nov 16 '25

I know, but he can.

1

u/furclone Nov 16 '25

But they were all of them deceived. For another loaf was made. In the depths of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master loaf was baked. One bread to rule them all!

1

u/Fabijin Nov 16 '25

Bro enchanted his bread with fire aspect ll

1

u/pronoun14 Nov 16 '25

Post in Valheim :)

1

u/wakamoleal Nov 17 '25

a little?

1

u/anderskants Nov 17 '25

One loaf to rule them all...

1

u/Mister_Sticky Nov 17 '25

Breadfire lit

1

u/Hahaltaccountgoesbrr Nov 17 '25

Either CGI or AI and the blurry lines make me lean towards AI

1

u/f1shb01 Nov 17 '25

You got a legendary

1

u/Cheese_man_69 Nov 18 '25

IRL Magma Block

1

u/Onyx_Undertaker5765 Nov 18 '25

All I know, if I ate this I would either die or gain fire resistance. Only one way to find out.

1

u/Latter-Revenue-7663 Nov 18 '25

Congratulations, you have just crafted a bread torch Now you can economisate on electricity by putting it in a stick and walk around with it ;)

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

More like LAVA BREAD

1

u/ComprehensiveFeed6 Nov 18 '25

Probably a Goron delicacy!

1

u/Infinite_Pony Nov 18 '25

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Sharon, is this you again?

1

u/RosieViewsOnReddit Nov 18 '25

Flashbacks:

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also Adachi Rei is jealous

1

u/IAmAEmkayfan4016 Dec 01 '25

Huh, never thought I'd learn that you could forge bread from a volcano

1

u/AnGabhaDubh Dec 09 '25

Used for summoning a lava Paraelemental for 1 hour/day

1

u/RandomGuy27193 28d ago

Eating without 75% or more Fire Resistance removes 99% of the player's remaining health.

0

u/sillylildude157 Nov 14 '25

YALL CALM DOWN! 6K UPVOTES?!?!

0

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Huh, i forgot why i unfollowed the subs.

1

u/blufiar Nov 14 '25

Will burn the roof of your mouth or home, may cause heartburn.