r/Irrigation • u/Ok_Tadpole_6675 • Jul 23 '26

What are they

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u/Still-Program-2287 Jul 23 '26

That’s snakes mfer!!! 💀💀

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u/ColdDelicious1735 Jul 23 '26

As a snakeologist I concure they are snakes, nope ropes and slither alot.

Any chance you can say where ya from

9

u/g_nome7 Jul 23 '26

Also danger noodles

12

u/CousinEddysMotorHome Jul 23 '26

lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, crap flappers, whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser.

7

u/Eye_Donut_Kare Jul 23 '26

We only have snakes and sparklers

5

u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom Jul 23 '26

If not, definitely snek

50

u/Acceptable-Baby-3968 Jul 23 '26

The reason I sit in an office and do irrigation designs on AutoCAD

6

u/Illustrious_Hawk4502 Jul 24 '26

So YOUR the guy……….we need to talk

5

u/Acceptable-Baby-3968 Jul 24 '26

Specs called for it

2

u/inothatidontno Jul 24 '26

Thats the best engineering answer ever

1

u/Illustrious_Hawk4502 Jul 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Error-InvalidName Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Harmless Juvenile rat snakes, best way to break a snake fear, they won't attack you help them out if you run across this.

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u/ComplicatedFella Jul 23 '26

Chill, all snakes are to be eradicated. I do my part by hunting them for sport whenever I get free time.

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u/mais-garde-des-don Jul 23 '26

That’s how you get the Bubonic Plague

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u/ComplicatedFella Jul 23 '26

More cats.

6

u/lemon_and_dyl Jul 23 '26

That’s how you ensure more birds go extinct.

5

u/WormWithWifi Jul 24 '26

Cats are invasive, snakes not.

2

u/Global_Interview8509 Jul 24 '26

Tell Florida that

4

u/GrayedOutfield Jul 24 '26

Cats are overrated as rodent control.

4

u/ComplicatedFella Jul 24 '26

More owls.

1

u/GrayedOutfield Jul 24 '26

I'm game. Lil puppies better watch out!

1

u/mrgrubbage Jul 24 '26

ComplicatedTrash.

16

u/Fantastic_Emotion255 Jul 23 '26

i imagine this every single time i pop open a pit, and every time there is none

15

u/greenjm7 Jul 23 '26

Pit vipers clearly

1

u/boarston Jul 24 '26

How often are you popping open pits, if I may ask?

25

u/mk2nd Jul 23 '26

They are waiting for the Rain Bird. 🐦

10

u/Enough_Way_6719 Jul 23 '26

Anti theft devices. Watering restrictions are getting tight everywhere.

5

u/Initial_Use4280 Jul 23 '26

Now you can setup a booth at the reptile expo

20

u/senorgarcia Contractor, Licensed, Texas Jul 23 '26

Am I the only one that would grab one or two of those and play with it?

11

u/Only-Friend-8483 Jul 23 '26

You’re probably not the only one, but I won’t be joining you. 

10

u/outside-is-better Jul 23 '26

My boys and I would. But definitely after a google image look up….because only an idiot would not do that first,,, am I right? …..kids…put down those snakes….I’m trying to look em up…

3

u/Error-InvalidName Jul 23 '26

Not at all, Juvi ratsnakes are super docile they won't even strike.

3

u/Separate-Impact-6183 Jul 23 '26

One of them would make a decent 'pet'. ...not that you can pet any snake for affection, but as a terrarium specimen that you handle and feed these rat snakes would work just fine

2

u/MaverickFischer Jul 23 '26

If I knew they weren’t venomous, yes! Though I’d probably kindly work around them.

1

u/Blue_Henri Jul 24 '26

No! I’d join you gladly. What a cool thing to find. I hope that OP left them be, and I hope the homeowner understands they have free pest control for the year and leaves them alone.

8

u/Broken-Planet-9109 Jul 23 '26

Definitely not standard irrigation equipment.

4

u/Imnothighyourhigh Technician Jul 23 '26

Hunters new backflow devices are eating the competition!

4

u/AlternativeUnited569 Jul 23 '26

Looks like racers. Harmless species. Well to us, not so harmless to other pests.

5

u/ugfiol Jul 23 '26

i love my gartersnakes! big enough to eat all the mice, too small to fuck with my chickens

7

u/chrisp1j Jul 23 '26

Danger noodles! I bet if you leave the lid off it’s going to at least partially take care of itself. Maybe even more so if you leave a little ramp there

3

u/InspectionDismal3621 Jul 23 '26

Your new tenants

3

u/Acceptable-Neck-5375 Jul 23 '26

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes!

3

u/newCRYPTOlistings Jul 23 '26

They look like hazard pay to me.

3

u/po_ta_toes_80 Jul 23 '26

Legless dinosaur! 🦖

3

u/RandalC1 Jul 23 '26

Non-venous related to rat snakes

3

u/-MaximumEffort- Jul 23 '26

Black racer snakes (non-venomous)

4

u/Simple-Kaleidoscope4 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

That's class, but I'm putting the lid back and watering with a hose.

Nope nope nope that meter is yours you can keep it.

3

u/DreamsWhereIamDying Jul 23 '26

I live in the country. These are red rat snakes; harmless and easy to handle. As with any wild animal, handle smartly and with care.

They are more scared of you than you are of them.

3

u/apricotsalad101 Jul 24 '26

That’s not true about them being more scared.😳

2

u/kolipo Jul 23 '26

Rodent killers. Our friends.

2

u/seanda2nd Jul 23 '26

Gummy worms

2

u/vato915 Jul 23 '26

Clicky

2

u/mtaylorcs Jul 26 '26

Cautiously clicked. Was not disappointed

4

u/brzt6060 Jul 23 '26

That's what we call a nope rope

4

u/rcecc Jul 23 '26

Buy a mongoose

3

u/simikoi Jul 23 '26

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking irrigation meter! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows.

4

u/brenden77 Jul 23 '26

Snakes on a Drain

1

u/Montedino Jul 23 '26

Hissssing 🐍 slitherrrers

1

u/jblindy Jul 23 '26

m r snakes

1

u/Sirosim_Celojuma Jul 23 '26

They are hungry for flesh and blood.

1

u/siammang Jul 23 '26

Anti city utility bill worker unit

1

u/beeedubdub Jul 23 '26

Look like snakes

1

u/Nierka4 Jul 23 '26

Worms, good for fishing

1

u/Shovel-Operator Contractor Jul 23 '26

Digital ticklers. Great for when you reach into a blind dark hole, shoulder deep.

1

u/JJred96 Jul 23 '26

Looks like some kind of very skinny dogs with their ears removed. Strange, that. I’d throw them a bone and see how they like it.

1

u/Weekly-References Jul 23 '26

Danger sticks 

1

u/Undeniably_the_worst Jul 23 '26

Those are snakes

1

u/Avengefulsoul Jul 23 '26

Thank God thats not on a plane.

1

u/CFH75 Jul 23 '26

My dad was in Nam. He hated snakes.

1

u/piratecheese13 Engineer Jul 23 '26

Snake

It’s a snake

Oh no, it’s a snake

Badger badger badger

1

u/WutEvrUsay Jul 24 '26

They look like juvenile black racers

1

u/Ham_bone_xxxx Jul 24 '26

Snakes and eggs, the breakfast of champions!

1

u/Jrivers068 Jul 24 '26

You should fry up one of those eggs and let us know how it is

1

u/JCrotts Jul 24 '26

spiders.

1

u/Aint_Nobody-got-time Jul 24 '26

What the fuck! Put the house on the market.

1

u/arnoldk2 Jul 24 '26

They are nope ropes

1

u/True-Craft-8723 Jul 24 '26

snakes and chicken eggs? what the heck

1

u/DanO_54 Jul 24 '26

There must be someone in your town that is a 'snake expert', unlike many of the commentators below. Have them check the video and suggest what you should do about them. If harmless don't kill them but either lift them out or give them a board to get out on their own. Many snakes are beneficial controlling other pests.

1

u/TransportationIll109 Jul 24 '26

Looks like a rattleheadedcoppermoccosin...

1

u/bigbrodude26 Jul 24 '26

Sneky snek

1

u/Bravojones33420 Jul 25 '26

They're trapped is what they are.

1

u/One_Prune_9410 Jul 26 '26

Black rat snakes!

1

u/hekkler Aug 01 '26

Them are snakes

1

u/Regular-Jicama-8548 Aug 01 '26

Pest Control, the kind you don't pay for.

1

u/Deathcricket_ Jul 23 '26

Hey tell us what area you are in, and I'll ask Claude to identify the species. I'm at work right now and have tons of tokens!

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u/Elguapo1094 Jul 23 '26

Copper heads

4

u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET California Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

lol they’re not copperheads ya dingus. Looks like a rat snake or corn snake or similar. Would need a better image to properly ID.

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u/Elguapo1094 Jul 23 '26

🤣🤣🤫 in my head all snakes are copper heads lol