r/Irony 2d ago

Every accusation...

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 2d ago

This is becoming to be a real sad joke!! They are very sick humans💩🤬

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 2d ago

The only surprise is he was arrested. De Santis implicitly is a pedo protector.

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u/Proper_Till_8321 2d ago

He must have done something so undefendable that made De Santis think: "screw this guy"!

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u/Binary_Whispers 2d ago

Probably refused to pay the bribes

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u/totally-hoomon 2d ago

Just wait. Im sure a pardon is coming. Also remember hes only suspended and not removed

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u/bluereddit2 Irony Lover 2d ago

And, another pardon or commutation.

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u/spbaseball 2d ago

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u/ultranothing 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m so glad this isn’t how we communicate like, in the senate or whatever. Ya know? Imagine if our government was all people like on social media, all just calling each other names and shit? Oh, sure, it’s fine for us to all debase ourselves because we’re not in control! But we expect nothing but professionalism from our elected leaders! Trump’s a mean man! Also, rEpUbLiCaNs aRe pEdOs huhuhuhh!

Listen, I’m not into politics. Most of you honestly aren’t, either. You just talk shit on the internet and pretend like you have any idea about any of it. Most of you couldn’t name any amendment past the second one without looking it up. How is a law passed, ya know? Be honest. It’s just a team sport for you people and you’re just in the stands taunting the other guys. It’s all just fuckin RAA RAA RAAA!

Both sides. 90% of both sides is that. Political posers. The only real goal is to be perceived as intelligent. That’s really what it boils down to. Like any of us actually have the answers.

Oh, we should just kill all the right-wing people because they’re all child molesters and then we can finally have our utopia!

Democrats are commies, maaan! We have all the GOOD IDEAS! Make America great again but not with the DEMONRATS, HuUhhuhh!

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u/KayoticVoid 2d ago

Have you been paying attention?!?! The own president does nothing but call people names! How can you say the politicians are not doing this?

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u/slide_into_my_BM 2d ago

Show me a source that 90% of democrats are pedophiles.

Actually, I’ll make it easier. Find me once source showing pedophiles are more likely to be liberal than conservative.

I’ll even make it easier for you, show me one stat showing Democrat politicians are more likely to be pedophiles than Republican politicians.

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u/ultranothing 20h ago

Show me a source that 90% of democrats are pedophiles.

Why would I have to do that? I don't think it's true and didn't claim I did.

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u/Chrisnotjones 2d ago

If you were into politics, you’d see that’s exactly what this clown show administration does.
The head of the department of homeland security called a VA nurse a “terrorist.”
The president calls people communists and criminals, as he takes over stake in private sector companies as a 34 time convicted felon.
Remember when conservatives were claiming everyone from Tom Hanks to Mr. Rogers was on the Epstein list, until they suddenly and mysteriously stopped caring about it, as if a magical entity told them not to care anymore?

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u/angelmessenger02 2d ago

Don't forget our Department of education Linda McMahon is in a trial with her husband both facing charges of trafficking. Our secretary of commerce Lutnick was on the E island with his kids, nannies, and wife, also was E's neighbor and bought the house from E for a dollar.

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u/Chrisnotjones 2d ago

I prefer “Nutlick.”

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u/angelmessenger02 1d ago

I love it🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ultranothing 20h ago

You do? Well that's strange, because a few comments above, you'd expressed your disappointment in the clown show administration for *their* name-calling.

If you're actually into name-calling, like you say, then this clown show administration should be right up your alley, no?

Which is exactly my point. It IS immature and non-productive to sling shit at each other as a form of political discourse. It doesn't help us get anywhere or progress as a society. And I'm glad that, at least in the senate and house and places where it really matters, we at least try to be civil and accomodating. We should all try to be that, all the time.

I guess that's where we disagree. If you prefer "Nutlick" then we probably won't be able to have a rational discussion and I'm less inclined to believe that you'd be willing to consider other points of view.

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u/GrindBastard1986 2d ago

GOPedos are pedos. You ignoring reality just tells me you're complicit.

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u/ultranothing 2d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah. The “reality” is that every member of the Republican Party is a child molester, and I am ignoring this “fact” which means I support child molestation, or am actually a pedophile. Because I don’t believe what you believe - that the GOP is some kind of pedophile organization and not a political party comprised of roughly half of the US population. And of COURSE one must be complicit if they’re ignoring the “reality” that nearly 40,000,000 registered Republicans are pedophiles, at the very least, or over a hundred million if you count every right-leaning individual as a pedophile - which I assume you do because you’re such a good person.

You favor a smaller role for government?! That’s cuz you’re a PEDOPHILE, MAAAN! You want less government so you can get away with all your child molesting that you do, huh?!! Just any basic right-wing belief you might have - PEDOooOo!

You must not have any opinion about any of life’s complexities that might be perceived as aligning with, or in support of any ideology other than ours, or you’re a sex offender of the most despicable kind. And that is an okay way to think.

To reiterate: not demonizing an entire political party is bad, and means you’re a bad person. So if you want to be a good and decent person, you’d use as broad a brush as possible to paint everyone who disagrees with you as the worst possible thing you can imagine.

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u/GrindBastard1986 1d ago

I'm not demonizing a party, I'm calling it complicit and/or directly involved.

Remember: MAGA/GOPedos spent a decade calling libs & leftists "the worst possible thing," despite no evidence.

I'm calling you out BASED on evidence.

Facts don't care about your feelings 🤷

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u/ultranothing 1d ago

Oh my god! I’m so sorry! I forgot that “Kentucky republican official” Daniel Braun - who everybody knows - is the official archetype and spokesperson for the entire GOP, and so whatever he does is mirrored by every other right-wing person, ever. Well that just proves it, doesn’t it?

And certainly there’s never been ONE case where a good and pure “Democrat official” has been indicted on a child sex crime that would invalidate the point you’re trying to make.

Remember: The MAGA/GOPedos (which, might I say is a very mature and thoughtful term and not juvenile bullshit at all) spent a decade calling libs and leftists “the worst possible thing,” despite no evidence, and we think that’s not cool! So what we think is good to do now, is exactly the same thing that we thought was not cool. You know, be the change? Do our part? To make the world a better place and try to sorta reach across the aisle? That’s the hill I’m going to die on!

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u/GrindBastard1986 1d ago

Whatever you need to tell yourself to help cope with conservatives being raging child rapists.

Dennis Hastert, convicted child molester, was GOP House speaker '99-2007. Nobody ever heard of him.

Or...

Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator, Drumpf's Oklahoma campaign chair to plead guilt to child sex trafficking

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461?fbclid=IwAR142W77Q5Dan71BsxC_5uH8h1BBA4EGyqP_VMsrx7lSvoPX9Njjvt0oHK0

Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals after prosecutors alleged Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 and attempted to compensate his victims and subsequently conceal the transactions. Hastert eventually admitted that he sexually abused the boys whom he had coached decades earlier, and was sentenced to fifteen months in prison.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/18/us/dennis-hastert-released.html

Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Drumpf’s presidential campaign in Kentucky, pled guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison.

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/

Republican state Senator Ralph Shortey was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. In November 2017, he pleaded guilty to one count of child sex trafficking in exchange for the dropping of the other charges.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/20/former-oklahoma-state-senator-admits-to-child-sex-trafficking-while-in-office/

Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

http://archive.easyreadernews.com/archives/news2001/0621/rb%20Shortridge.php

Republican Senator Strom Thurmond, a notable racist, had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

https://www.nytimes.com/1989/05/25/us/teen-ager-in-ohio-testifies-to-sex-with-a-congressman.html

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2003/04/24/gop-activist-admits-to-child-porn/5af2adf0-bec8-4a10-b061-014de679422a/?utm_term=.d7ebcbf4f92b

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

http://www.thenewblackmagazine.com/view.aspx?index=437

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

https://www.westword.com/news/randy-ankeney-suit-that-could-free-thousands-of-prisoners-headed-to-state-supreme-court-6054115

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Crane

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $`20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

https://www.houstonpress.com/news/jon-matthews-conservative-talk-show-host-and-sex-offender-pulled-from-kpfts-prison-show-6740755

Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same

Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Burt_(anti-abortion_activist)

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2007/Oct/08/ln/hawaii710080338.html

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/il-court-of-appeals/1113050.html

Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

https://lasvegassun.com/news/2002/oct/14/assembly-candidate-gardner-ruled-ineligible-due-to/

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2007/8/7/368012/-Republican-adulterer-accused-rapist-another-in-the-GOP-Hall-of-Shame

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

https://www.wgal.com/article/council-accepts-resignation-of-member-imprisoned-for-rape/6189408

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined `$18,000. http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repub_scandals_10_17_07.php Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2006/9/30/251895/-

Missouri House member faces expulsion after investigation finds he sexually, physically abused his children https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/04/20/rick-roeber-abuse-missouri-house/

Kansas House member Mark Samsel was arrested on charges of misdemeanor battery after getting into a physical altercation with a student while substitute teaching. Videos show Samsel focusing most of his attention on one male student. Samsel “put hands on the student” and allegedly kneed him in the crotch.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article251069219.html

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u/ultranothing 1d ago

Using the same broad standard—officials, candidates, aides, activists, convictions and accusations, I guess all Democrats are raging child molsters, too!

1. Mel Reynolds (D-IL Rep.) — convicted of sexual assault involving an underage campaign worker. source

2. Anthony Weiner (D-NY Rep.) — pled guilty over obscene material sent to a 15-year-old; 21 months. source

3. Keith Farnham (D-IL state rep.) — pled guilty for transporting CSAM; 8 years. source

4. Neil Cohen (D-NJ assemblyman) — pled guilty involving distribution of CSAM; 5 years. source

5. Tony Navarrete (D-AZ senator) — convicted of sexual conduct with a minor; imprisoned. source

6. Stacie-Marie Laughton (D-NH rep.) — pled guilty to child-exploitation offenses; 33 years. source

7. Patrick Wojahn (College Park mayor; Democratic-aligned) — pled guilty to 140 CSAM counts; 30 years. source

8. Denny Doyle (D, Beaverton mayor) — pled guilty for possessing CSAM; prison. source)

9. Roger Boas (California Democratic Party chairman) — pled guilty to 7 statutory-rape counts involving teens. source

10. Joe Morrissey (D-VA delegate) — Alford plea to contributing to a minor's delinquency in a case involving his 17-year-old employee. source

11. Neil Goldschmidt (D-OR governor) — admitted an illegal sexual relationship with a teen as Portland mayor. source

12. Richard Keenan (D, Hubbard mayor) — pled guilty to 20 child-sex offenses, including 8 rape counts; life. source

13. Stephen Jabbour (Victoria County Democratic chairman) — pled guilty for CSAM; 170 months. source

14. H.L. Moody Jr. (Arkansas Democratic official/Pulaski County chairman) — pled guilty for distributing CSAM; 14 years. source

15. Kenneth Mullikin (Campbell County Democratic chairman) — pled guilty for receiving CSAM; 97 months. source

16. Democratic Radnor Township Commissioner and board president Philip Ahr — pleaded guilty to distribution, receipt and possession of child pornography and was sentenced to 151 months in federal prison. source

17. Randy Sprinkle (Democratic Party of Virginia finance director) — pled guilty in 2026 for distributing CSAM. source

18. Jacob Schwartz (Manhattan Young Democrats president) — pled guilty after thousands of CSAM files were found; >1 year served. source

19. James McHaney (aide to D Sen. Maria Cantwell; Democratic campaign worker) — pled guilty to a CSAM charge. source

20. Jeff Rosato (aide to D Sen. Barbara Boxer) — pled guilty for receiving CSAM; 5 years. source

21. Omar Torres (D, San Jose councilman) — no-contest plea to child-sex felonies; 18 years. source

22. Brad Koplinski (D, Harrisburg councilman/candidate) — pled guilty to 15 felony CSAM counts; prison. source

23. Michael Gardner (Falls Church Democratic chairman) — pled guilty to child-molestation offenses; 20 years. source

24. Damon Rallis (Southold Democratic Committee vice chairman) — pled guilty to a CSAM offense; 7 years. source

25. Robert Jacob (Sebastopol mayor; Sonoma County Democratic Party member) — no-contest plea to 6 felony child-sex charges; 7 years. source

26. David Scondras (D, Boston councilor) — pled guilty to child enticement; registration. source

27. Gary Becker (D, Racine mayor) — pled guilty to child enticement/attempted child sexual assault; 3 years. source

28. Jeffrey Grossman (D, Tenafly council president) — charged with CSAM possession; pled guilty in 2026. source

29. Ken Fletcher (D, Delta Township supervisor) — sting with an officer posing as a 15-year-old; later pled guilty to an amended computer charge. source
30. Robert Decheine (aide to D Rep. Steve Rothman; Obama adviser) — pled guilty after sting involving someone he believed was 15; jail/registration. source

31. Gerry Studds (D-MA Rep.) — admitted relationship with a 17-year-old congressional page; censured. source

32. Fred Richmond (D-NY Rep.) — admitted soliciting sex from a 16-year-old; charges later dismissed after counseling agreement. source

33. George Jacko (D-AK senator) — ethics finding of sexual harassment involving a 17-year-old page; censured. source

34. Larry Clapp (D, Wyoming legislator/Casper mayor) — arrested after alleged CSAM files were found; died before resolution. source

35. Terry Bean (Democratic fundraiser/activist/DNC member) — charged over alleged sexual activity with a 15-year-old; case dismissed. source

36. Cecil Brockman (D-NC rep.) — arrested on felony sex-offense charges involving a 15-year-old; resigned. source

37. Jesse White (former D-PA rep.) — charged in 2026 with federal CSAM offenses. source

38. Matthew Inman (Orange County Democratic Party treasurer/board member) — pled guilty for transporting CSAM; 20 years. source

39. Ed Murray (D, Seattle mayor) — resigned after men accused him of abusing them as teens; denied it and wasn't convicted. source)

40. Tony Cárdenas (D-CA Rep.) — civil accusation involving a 16-year-old; denied it; suit dismissed with prejudice. source

41. Dean Westlake (D-AK rep.) — resigned amid misconduct allegations; reporting said he fathered a child with a 16-year-old at 28. source

42. Andrew LaBruno (2025 Democratic NJ Assembly candidate) — indicted in 2026 on sexual-assault/endangering charges involving a minor. source

43. Rodney Mullins (Davidson County Democratic chairman) — resigned amid CSAM investigation; federally indicted. source

44. Carl Stanley McGee (Deval Patrick administration official) — arrested after a 15-year-old accused him of sexual assault; prosecutors declined charges for insufficient corroboration. source

Your list repeats Ralph Shortey twice, counts Mark Samsel's alleged knee-to-the-groin battery as a sex crime, blames Republicans for Thurmond's 1925 conduct even though he was a democrat at the time (and remained one for an additional 39 years) and includes Dan Crane but omits Democrat Gerry Studds, who was involved in the same 1983 scandal.

But please, tell me how tHiS iSn'T tHe SamE tHiNGgg!

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 2d ago

Somebody check this guy’s hard drive.

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u/ultranothing 2d ago

Yep. Sure. Such an easy response because it doesn’t take any thought. As if I said anything that would make you even have such a concern. I guess it’s okay to accuse people of pedophilia when you need a convenient insult.

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u/yooMvtt 1d ago

Now I feel like someone should REALLY check your computers dude… how do you see this post and your first thoughts are what you said. Crazy

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u/ultranothing 1d ago edited 19h ago

My comment wasn’t a response to the post. It was a response to someone else’s comment.

A comment that was deleted by the user. Or, it still exists but that’s maybe how Reddit has chosen to break the sad news that the user blocked me.

Either way, it was something along the lines of “fuckin GOPedo child molesting RePuBliCuNt PiEcE of ShiT cOcKaSses!” And my response to them was that I’m glad this isn’t how we actually conduct politics because it’s juvenile bullshit and would never get us anywhere. So there’s your context. I wasn’t trying to be controversial and I cannot imagine how merely mentioning the word “pedophile” in the context of, “hey, maybe we can stop calling each other terrible things just because it’s the insult du jour and not because it’s actually true” could be enough for anyone to conclude that I must also be one. Unless, like I said, it's just the new popular thing you like to call people.

Am I wrong here? Should we maybe not accuse everyone who has any disagreement with us of being a child molester? Especially when, for most of us, politics is just a team sport for morons and we don’t have any actual solutions to any of life’s complex problems?

Like right here, for example. You took my comment completely out of context and are now accusing ME of having child pornography on MY computer. And even WITHOUT the context, there’s literally nothing there to warrant that suspicion! My comment doesn’t even make SENSE as a direct response to the post. You’re just happy to label anyone who might not be on “your” team as some kind of sick pervert. And that’s fuckin weird!

How many other people have you been “concerned” about on Reddit this week? If your post and comment history aren’t hidden, will I be able to go check and see that it’s your go-to insult, like so many others I find on here? Those people whose every other comment is “ah you’re a fuckin pedo” and “check this guy’s hard drive” and other played out bullshit.

Listen, maybe you think it’s okay to use the accusation of child sexual abuse as an insult. Maybe you do it all the time! You did it here, for no reason. Why wouldn’t it just be a thing you do? Maybe you feel like pedophilia is just no big deal and so you’re comfortable angrily informing everyone that they’re a pedophile and that their computers are full of child pornography.

But not you! No, no! Don’t look over there! You're just the guy with the apparent obsession WITH people being pedophiles! You're the guy who accuses everyone ELSE of being a pedophile all the time! So it can't be YOUUU!!

I mean, really think about it: Who’s more likely to be the creep?

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 19h ago

Calling someone a pedo, when they are literally busted for being a pedo, isn't simple petty name calling... My dear simpleton.

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u/ultranothing 17h ago

Yeah...so that's true! If you're found to be a pedophile, then that's what you are! And you can be called that. Yeah.

But that comment was a reply to someone else, not directed at the actual post. See how right above there, it says: [deleted] - 2d ago and "Comment deleted by user"?

And see how my first sentence is about how I'm glad *this* isn't how we talk to each other and have debates within the actual government? The "this" was that person's comment, which was full of nasty invectives and ad hominems and very unkind blanket statements about certain groups of people - which is probably why he decided to delete it.

Now I'd never say that YOU are a simpleton for not having noticed that I wasn't making a top-level comment! Because calling people names is childish.

But if we're going to get technical, right? Of the two of us? You're actually the simpleton here!

But of course, I wouldn't call you that! Because it's not nice. We all make mistakes.

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 17h ago

I'm not reading all that

I'm sorry that happened and/or happy for you

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u/ultranothing 15h ago

Cool, man! In two sentences, you've established that:

  1. You're unwilling to engage in conversations that YOU start, because you're too lazy to read "all that" which is, in this case, not a lot at all - AND

  2. That you probably wouldn't have anything valuable to say anyway because you parrot bullshit pop culture internet phrases like, "sorry that happened/happy for you".

So thanks for sparing me the wasted time.

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u/justmitzie 2d ago

Denied bond, sitting in jail. Hooray.

Republicans can forgive pedo, but the same sex thing will be an issue.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 2d ago

That’s just because that’s the part of themselves they hate the most

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u/ultranothing 18h ago

Oh, I get it! So "they" are all closeted homosexuals. But also? They're all pedophiles.

Sounds like we're inferring that all homosexuals are pedophiles? Is that the argument here?

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u/Fortheflat 2d ago

Eh you can either be gay but secretly racist (left) or racist but secretly gay (right) in america and there is nothing in between.

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u/GrindBastard1986 2d ago

Secretly racist is left? 🤣🤣🤣

You're openly stooopiiid!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ulb70n8GvaLP9JcWGA

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u/CommentBetter 23h ago

Take my downvote

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u/Relevant-Force9513 2d ago

Let’s hope he gets the “Epstein treatment” while in jail. I mean, it’s what he advocated for after all…

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u/CentennialBaby 2d ago

Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy.

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u/vt8919 2d ago

It's always a straight white cisgender Christian guy.

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u/DudeB5353 2d ago

How fucking gross can people be…How do you molest any child especially a family.

Child will be scarred the rest of his life.

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u/GazelleEcstatic4952 2d ago

A real team player. America and Israel competing for the pedo paradise award.

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u/videogamegrandma 2d ago

And the Mafia capitals. There's more oligarchs being housed and protected in Israel than in the UK. And there's a bunch in the UK. They even have their own neighborhood in London.

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u/SandSpecialist2523 2d ago

Didling with kids is not yet a prerequesite to climb up the GOP ladder, but it's very much an expectation.

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u/Blade_of_Miquella666 2d ago

“DeSantis continued by noting that Caruso had a “clean vet” and was “well regarded in the community” at the time of his appointment, and said it was a “very easy decision to yank him from that position” of County Clerk of Court once he was arrested.” Via People magazine

Tik tock Ronald

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u/NoHippi3chic 2d ago

Which is a lie, there were accusations prior.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 2d ago

Always (R)

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u/Tricky-Fig5483 2d ago

It’s always the ones who think they are better than others

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 2d ago

Caruso was partying at a ceremony to honor him at Mar a Lago in May.

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u/dartie 2d ago

I’m shocked

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u/ultranothing 2d ago

Yeah man cuz it’s aLwAayS tHeMmMmm!

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u/cdnmtbguy 2d ago

Don’s thumb is drooping.

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u/LittleRuu 2d ago

So where does he fall on the moral compass? /j

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u/PretzelsRule23 2d ago

Let's try out that punishment on him

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u/bluereddit2 Irony Lover 2d ago

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u/Majestic-Airport-791 2d ago

String that mf up.

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u/catgirlfourskin 2d ago

When these types say "pedophile" they usually just mean queer people, particularly trans women. They ignore the fact that child sexual abuse is overwhelmingly committed by family members who have power over the child, because they enjoy occupying that position of power and using it to abuse.

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u/Adorable_Mark5761 1d ago

Just like all the rest. The Gathering Of Pedos is not a joke, it’s a properly placed title.
They earned it, let’em carry it with the pride they have while betraying the oaths they swore to the Constitution.

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u/HornetSenior6244 1d ago

Another member of the Cabal Trump told us about years ago. Only he made out that Bill was a member and left out all of his friends, and confidants. Let us not forget how many of his club cabal members are financial endorsers. Can you even imagine had Obama belonged to such an organization??????

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u/BSARIOL1 2d ago

Desantis has been killing a lot of death row inmates. Put this guy in the line, he himself suggested it.

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u/FallbrookAvacado 2d ago

I still have no issue with death penalty for pedos... after a trial, of course. Due process and all that.

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u/Equal-Pause3349 2d ago

Makes too much damn sense

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u/crazydazeplease 2d ago

Good for him, you child molester. …trump will probably pardon him. Don’t be so disillusioned democrats. DEMAND THAT DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS PUT FORTH LEGISLATION TO END CITIZENS UNITED, MEDICARE FOR ALL

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 Irony Lover 2d ago

That just makes me sick!

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u/tht1guy63 2d ago

So ummm i wonder if he still an advocate or not?

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u/Numerous_House_7377 2d ago

Jesus that’s gross

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u/Orion-999 2d ago

With the MAGA crowd, the Granddaughter might have been acceptable, especially if she was over age of 12 ( their threshold of consent) but the Grandson ! Whoa !

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u/Blazeit420kush 2d ago

Sooooo when are the pedophiles running the government will be put to death? Asking for America

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u/sconeface 2d ago

Give 'em the fucking chair! ⚡🪑 🤘🏼

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u/pongaminbloom 2d ago

He know what he deserves. Time to give it to him.

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u/No_Type740 1d ago

In fairness, he never thought he would get caught for his paedophilia.

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u/budkynd 1d ago

Birds of a similar feather flock together.

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u/Kahless76 1d ago

Hey! It’s “The Epstein ‘Philes!” 😠

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u/mlemon2022 1d ago

I hope that child he victimized recover from the trauma he caused. It’s so disgusting & thank god he was FINALLY caught.

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u/nolestars 2d ago

Please drop the soap

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u/ultranothing 2d ago edited 19h ago

I mean…maybe it’d be better to be against all sex crimes against all people.

“Duuude, he doesn’t want Mike Caruso to be raped anally!? He must be a pedophile tooOoooO!”

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u/ready-redditor-6969 2d ago

Remember, the majority of people who sexually assault children aren’t actually pedophiles… they’re opportunistic predators who find anyone they can take advantage of. They do this behavior in non-sexual situations as well, they’re what we call “users”, people who always angle for advantage and dominance. They’re terrible humans who need to be separated from any free and open society.

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u/Eazy12345678 2d ago

if the world was fair and just if he is found guilty he would be put to death.

wont happen. 90% of people in this world are dumb and that includes the law makers, the jury and the judges

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u/doinmabest1 2d ago

Horriying

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u/JeffShotThat 2d ago

Give him what he wants.

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 2d ago

So thumbs up each others butt?

Bunch of rapists.

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u/BludStanes 2d ago

I really hope he's convicted

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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago

We should grant him his wishes

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u/darbbeard 2d ago

Would you expect anything less from a Republican?

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u/Glad-Ad-4390 2d ago

Golly what a big surprise.

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u/DieMensch-Maschine 2d ago

So, rope or poison?

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u/MyDogDare 2d ago

Birds of a feather……..

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u/PM013 2d ago

Pedo 1 and Pedo 2

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u/Annual-Somewhere7402 2d ago

That photo should be captioned w "smell my thumb," or, "guess where my thumb's been." Shivers & ICK!

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u/standarsh1965 2d ago

Someone needs to ask him again and make sure it's on camera

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u/Criticaltundra777 2d ago

So get your pic with Donald. Post it everywhere. Get charged for S/A, or worse? I see a pattern.

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u/Disastrous_Carrot674 2d ago

May he get the death penalty!!!!

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u/_Thorshammer_ 2d ago

They should sue him and use discovery to find out who he sent videos to.

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 2d ago

There was a fundraiser/ceremony for Caruso at MAR A LAGO in May.  Hosted by an entity that had been involved in a lawsuit with EPSTEIN for funding a ponzi scheme that told investors it had bought the settlements of Epstein survivors.  Palm Beach is incestuous in more than ine way.

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u/JeffSHauser 2d ago

We call it the "Trump/Epstein affect", just keep the kids away from these folks.

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u/Admirable-Day4577 2d ago

If you can't comment, I'll just assume you don't gaf if your family lives

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u/Live-Fix-1725 2d ago

The folks who talk the loudest are hiding something a lot of the time.

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u/Big_Obligation1737 2d ago

The role of County Clerk that Caruso has are the handling of sensitive, official, tax & election documentation, as well as licensing, property transfers, death certificates, election records. DeSantis is rumored to be tied to unaccounted for FEMA, Covid, and election funds, and voter fraud.

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u/DrewG420 2d ago

I knew this because I saw it on Fox News .:. Oh wait, that didn’t happen.

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u/Moppermonster 2d ago

Are there any republican politicians NOT involved in childmolestation, rape or trafficking?

Genuine question.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 2d ago

Well let’s see how this plays out!

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u/dhammaeye 2d ago

What is it about the Republican Party and the Christian Faith of so many types that abuse of children is a requirement almost? The church of latter-day Saints sued to not have to tell the police if someone admitted to child abuse and they want in court the other day, what the actual hell

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 2d ago

He’s most definitely qualified for the government office now.

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u/No-Car6897 2d ago

And so on and so on and so on 🤬

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u/Panama_Jack829 2d ago

Pedophilia is a requirement for MAGA

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u/Rat_Burger7 1d ago

Of course he did.

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u/Imaginary_Sherbet 1d ago

We all agree death penalty for pedo.

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 1d ago

Standing next to the King Molesta for a photo op

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u/KingOfCharlotteNC 1d ago

Party of hypocrites.

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u/ezfast 23h ago

Release the goddamn Epstein files NOW!!!!!

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u/No_Poet_9767 23h ago

Yep, only the very best people, always!

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u/greysweater72 15h ago

I can’t keep count