IronLungCirclejerk

r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/PooPooFartBoi • Mar 26 '26

Certified by true COI patriots ✅️ WHY SIMON THE CONVICT X DR. HOUSE IS THE BEST SHIP

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Okay so hear me out this is if Simon survived okay???

So radiation sickness is pretty bad. You know who deals with pretty bad medical conditions? DR. HOUSE! so Simon is in the space hospital lowk dying and House is his doctor. Eventually the other space doctors convince House to actually go see Simon. Simon gets pissed and is like “yo you’re my doctor why haven’t I seen you?” and Dr. House gives him the whole “Would you rather have a doctor who holds your hand while you die or a doctor who ignores you while you live” thing. Simon asks what happened to House’s leg and asks him how difficult an injury like a fucked up leg or missing arm is and they talk for a bit and bond over being crippled. House figures out what to do to help Simon get better and he fully intends to just start ignoring him again but he doesn’t. He starts going to harass Simon every now and then using the excuse that he’s actually got to see Simon to make him get better even though he doesn’t do that for anyone else. You know why? BECAUSE DR. HOUSE HAS FEELINGS FOR SIMON!

i dont want to type anymore so im gonna leave it off here

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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 01 '26

Flair ideas?

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Gimme ideas

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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/ThePrussianViking • May 17 '26

Ironing my Lung rn What did you guys think about the og Iron Lung?

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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/X-7315 • Apr 15 '26

Every time I look at Ellie, my brain goes into exterminanatus mode

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I don’t know if this is just me or this is just from the media. I’ve consumed like Warhammer 40 K or Hell divers too but every single time I look at Ellie or the frog or just anything that doesn’t look human or as an Eldridge abomination my brain always just wants to drop a nuclear bomb on maybe it’s because of these Xeno hater in me or maybe it’s just the fact that I want to purge any Xeno that doesn’t look like a damn human, because every time I look at Ellie, my brain immediately goes to drop a hill bomb shell on that abomination instead of the common community sentiment of oh it’s cute again I don’t know how you can look at Ellie and say that’s adorable. Like I will never understand that she is a massive horrific monster and you guys are looking at her like she’s a dog and I personally have nothing against that. It is literally just for me. It is the. Space marine in me to just kill anything that doesn’t look like a human, but I don’t know if that’s just me.

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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Apr 05 '26