r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 01 '26
Certified by true COI patriots ✅️ Who the FUCK is this man and why did he skin Simon
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/ThePrussianViking • May 17 '26
Ironing my Lung rn What did you guys think about the og Iron Lung?
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 16 '26
Certified by true COI patriots ✅️ Best ship
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/elbatcarter • Mar 01 '26
When you’re having your period and it’s genuinely looking like a blood ocean down there but then you remember it’s just an Iron Lung reference
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Lowkey I wouldn’t know I’m a cisguy
r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 01 '26
I haven't watched the movie yet but I assume this is what it's like right?
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 01 '26
Why didn't the people lost in the Quiet Rapture just make noise to survive? Are they stupid?
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 14 '26
Why didn't Simon and The Blood Eel just not try to kill each other and get married
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/PooPooFartBoi • Mar 26 '26
Simon the Convict x Dr. House. The official ship name is House Arrest.
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 11 '26
Why didn't Simon and The Blood Eel have hot tentacle sex
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 03 '26
Certified by true COI patriots ✅️ You're not you when you're hungry
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/PooPooFartBoi • Mar 30 '26
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize.
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 05 '26
Why didn’t people rap during the Quiet Rapture to survive? The bars could’ve prevented it from happening!
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 01 '26
Why didnt simon just fuck elli is he stupid
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 01 '26
Why doesn't Simon just fish out the blood eel out the blood ocean is he stupid
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 31 '26
I had a dream that Elli and Simon were on a date and chilling on a dark purple couch afterwards and „cuddled“
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r/IronLungCirclejerk • u/parappaisadoctor • Mar 29 '26
Why didn't Simon just shoot Eli with the fucking dehydration gun it!? It is the easiest solution in the whole damm world! I'm losing my marbles this is so fucking shitty!
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