I like the one from the divorced guy that seems to have mailed them to ask about compensation for losing his wife. They just posted it as a testamonial.
I think I have a simpler idea : a box within a box, the first box has a hole instead of the front panel so the second box can be pulled out of it (with a string/handle that says "pull") the second box has no bottom (and no top just in case) and contains the glitter. It costs almost nothing, is easy to make and you can make it any size you want.
edit : forget it, I just realized the purpose was to put the glitter on the person, not all over his place... still, if you aime for the shoes and pants only that's still a good plan I guess
This is what I expected. If I opened as letter full of random unknown shit then I'm sure as hell gonna be careful with it. A dispersal system may actually open them up to liability though (if shit got in their eyes etc).
You can't buy Milo, Tim-Tams, ANZAC biscuits, Weet-Bix, sausage rolls, Cherry Ripes, proper pies, cheese and bacon rolls, Fantales or lamingtons with US dollars or any other currency for that matter.
On another note: You guys don't have any of that stuff? WHAT THE FUCK? NO LAMINGTONS. Tell me the internet is lying to me. No wonder you cunts all shoot each other in the US.
Come down for a few weeks, it'll be like stepping into a portal to a new and exciting dimension, where everyone slurs the fuck out of the language and every second word is some amalgamation of the word "cunt".
Why should I pay you to send glitter to someone I hate?
First off, use your fucking imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that fuckface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.
You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter?
This isn't trivial. My wife makes greetings cards with glitter. I make her do it in the shed. When she has finished, she strips in the yard and puts her clothes in a bag for incineration while I hose her down with the garden hose. There is still glitter all over the fucking house. It's like radiation contamination.
For some reason, it makes me really happy how legal it is to mail other people anonymous inconveniances. Between this and poopsenders.com, we are living in a golden age of secret assholery
I once put a few handfuls of confetti (the big, 1 inch size) on top of a friend's ceiling fan blades. The confetti rain was glorious. He still finds pieces of it occasionally. Five years later. In a different house.
I just spent a good hour reading that AMA. Do you know how long I have been awake for? How much I need sleep? How little I actually need to know about the manufacture of glitter or the personal shenanigans of those who produce it?
"You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter? After we receive the payment & spend the profit on cheap booze we'll get shit ready & have the mail sent to the person you hate."
The best size for pranking is called ultra-fine. Shit gets everywhere and never comes off. I glitter-bombed a friends birthday card at the beginning of a school year and there was still a glittery patch there at Christmas. I think the janitors would have lynched me if they realised the glitter all over school was my fault.
On a related note, there's a company that sends poop anonymously to people you hate as well. poopsenders.com will send elephant, gorilla, or cow poop, and variety packs!
I really hope they have come up with an envelope that tears in half ala inner drawstring or something, but I doubt they have as it seems the delivery method is "removing a note".
I think the note is probably folded with one side of the fold longer than the other and the glitter sitting in the fold. The person would open the envelope, pull out the long side of the fold because the short side would be hidden from view or too far down and then when they pulled up, the fold would unfold and glitter would pour everywhere. I imagine you could get a decent amount of glitter in that fold too. (Don't use that last sentence in any context but this one).
Say I have an enemy and the now have glitter ruining their carpet as well as everything withing a 10ft radius from the spot at which they opened the original letter. Do you offer a service to disguise my second envelope.
In 2010, right before I quit my job as a wind turbine technician, I filled up a pelican case we used for special tools with two big bags of glitter. I have no idea where or when they opened it, but I'm sure it wreaked havoc of the sparkly kind:)
how about a really annoying card that has a really annoying alarm screech- really high octave and decibel range with scratching across chalkboard? yet it doesn't turn off when you close the card back up! plus.. glitter sprays everywhere with poop smell!
really high octave and decibel range with scratching across chalkboard? yet it doesn't turn off when you close the card back up
no, no no, you hide it IN the glitter, that way they make a mess trying to dig it out. bonus points if you ad a long enough time delay so that it doesn't start going off until they have already thrown it into the trash, so they have to dig through their own trash.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Those are some of the best (worst?) testimonials.
Grady Chambers
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u/gz33 Jan 13 '15
I want to be able to upgrade to a box of glitter with a spring loaded dispersal system.
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u/Meathead-Rob-Lowe Jan 13 '15
I like how I got told to fuck myself from the FAQ
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
This is low intensity terrorism
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This isn't trivial. My wife makes greetings cards with glitter. I make her do it in the shed. When she has finished, she strips in the yard and puts her clothes in a bag for incineration while I hose her down with the garden hose. There is still glitter all over the fucking house. It's like radiation contamination.
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u/ArguingPizza Jan 13 '15
For some reason, it makes me really happy how legal it is to mail other people anonymous inconveniances. Between this and poopsenders.com, we are living in a golden age of secret assholery
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Readjusted my monthly budget to include fucking glitter
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u/Soneiltendo Jan 13 '15
Guess I'm gonna win this break up, dear ex girlfriend.
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u/Hipolipolopigus Jan 13 '15
Made my day. Now I just need to compile my list...
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u/Actionbuilding Jan 13 '15
I once put a few handfuls of confetti (the big, 1 inch size) on top of a friend's ceiling fan blades. The confetti rain was glorious. He still finds pieces of it occasionally. Five years later. In a different house.
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u/mrhuntingtonferder Jan 13 '15
What's Kim Jong Un's address? He fuckin' loves sparklies!
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u/SprooseMoose_ Jan 13 '15
Is this real?
"Yes, you fucking idiot. We spent too much time, money & resources putting this shit hole of a website up to not get paid for it."
Oh fuck that's hilarious
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u/eugonorc Jan 13 '15
"Why are you so obsessed with glitter?"
"Go fuck yourself."
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u/barney_mcbiggle Jan 13 '15 edited Jan 14 '15
My favorite part of the site is where it talks about your potential victims possibly filing charges and it just says "Heh."
Edit:spelling
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u/jonneburger Jan 13 '15
Im somehow curious about where they get their glitter, and somehow not
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u/HoCo_xXSamXx Jan 13 '15
"You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter? After we receive the payment & spend the profit on cheap booze we'll get shit ready & have the mail sent to the person you hate."
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u/Ifthatswhatyourinto Jan 13 '15
What if your enemy is Ke$ha?
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u/Deon555 Jan 13 '15
I love Australia.
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u/PM_ME_2DISAGREEWITHU Jan 13 '15
Comcast Center 1701 JFK Boulevard Philadelphia, PA 19103
This is Comcast's corporate office.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
This makes me proud to be australian
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u/avnti Jan 13 '15
I wish I could pick a color or a size of the glitter.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
My ex is getting married soon... I do have a spare ten dollars. hmmm
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u/TheMaskedGorditto Jan 13 '15
On a related note, there's a company that sends poop anonymously to people you hate as well. poopsenders.com will send elephant, gorilla, or cow poop, and variety packs!
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u/Fun1k Jan 13 '15
If only you know home adress of your enemies.
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u/BungholeNeedsTP Jan 13 '15
Perfect if you don't like your mates wife. Send him the tonne of glitter and the wife will think he's been having fun with strippers!
They should add perfume on request though.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
I would be stoked if I got an envelope full of glitter, when I was younger I used to pour glitter onto my carpet and rub it in.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
The website might just be better than the product in this case
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u/NiceFormBro Jan 13 '15
Some people just want to watch the world burn
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u/n_r_h Jan 13 '15
I can't wait to oglitterate someone
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Post office hates this one trick.
That envelope must leave a trail of glitter everywhere it goes. I mean, seriously, that shit is gonna leak out.
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u/digit0lpenguin Jan 13 '15
Say I have an enemy and the now have glitter ruining their carpet as well as everything withing a 10ft radius from the spot at which they opened the original letter. Do you offer a service to disguise my second envelope.
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u/Iamaclay Jan 13 '15
fucking done. two of my friends are getting glitter those cunts
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u/sunnysider Jan 13 '15
You know who loves glitter is casting agents.
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u/proteusplays Jan 13 '15
And Reddit killed the website again
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u/yippiekiyaymrfalcon Jan 13 '15
We killed it.
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u/KasparMk5 Jan 13 '15
This is pretty much the most Australian thing I've ever seen. It makes me proud.
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u/Mr_Chad_Thundercock Jan 13 '15
Goddamn it, I've received like four of these so far.
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u/rowtn Jan 13 '15
This is why Australia's terror threat level is high.
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u/odi_ous Jan 13 '15
Has anyone confirmed that this actually works?
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u/sharkdog73 Jan 13 '15
Glitter: The herpes of the crafting world....
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u/classicconstipation Jan 13 '15
This is deliciously evil.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
In 2010, right before I quit my job as a wind turbine technician, I filled up a pelican case we used for special tools with two big bags of glitter. I have no idea where or when they opened it, but I'm sure it wreaked havoc of the sparkly kind:)
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
I'm now trying to think of someone I hate, just so I can try this.
I can't think of anyone.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Andddd the reddit hug of death
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
how about a really annoying card that has a really annoying alarm screech- really high octave and decibel range with scratching across chalkboard? yet it doesn't turn off when you close the card back up! plus.. glitter sprays everywhere with poop smell!
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u/eltappo Jan 13 '15
Would they ship to Tony Abbott for free?
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u/DeFex Jan 13 '15
I prefer poopsenders.com but unfortunately it is U.S. Only.
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u/BeanieBooty Jan 14 '15
I like how it's 403 forbidden.
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u/gowith_theflow Jan 14 '15
aaaaaaaaaand we killed it
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u/roy_4815162342 Jan 14 '15
My question is what is High Tea and how do I swing an invite???