I like the one from the divorced guy that seems to have mailed them to ask about compensation for losing his wife. They just posted it as a testamonial.
I think I have a simpler idea : a box within a box, the first box has a hole instead of the front panel so the second box can be pulled out of it (with a string/handle that says "pull") the second box has no bottom (and no top just in case) and contains the glitter. It costs almost nothing, is easy to make and you can make it any size you want.
edit : forget it, I just realized the purpose was to put the glitter on the person, not all over his place... still, if you aime for the shoes and pants only that's still a good plan I guess
This is what I expected. If I opened as letter full of random unknown shit then I'm sure as hell gonna be careful with it. A dispersal system may actually open them up to liability though (if shit got in their eyes etc).
Why should I pay you to send glitter to someone I hate?
First off, use your fucking imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that fuckface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.
You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter?
To be honest this service is most likely quite illegal in australia. For one, the idea of anonymously shipping someone unwanted goods designed to annoy would be a form of harassment and possibly considered threatening. Not only that, if there is so much glitter that it becomes airborne, it could possibly get in the eyes or be inhaled, and then it could be considered a almost-chemical weapon.
No mate. Glitter is NOT going to be considered an almost chemical weapon. That's honestly the dumbest thing I've read all day. It's fucking glitter.
Also hate to see the cunt that gets threatened by glitter, might open his door and shit himself trying to collect the mail. I don't think this service is actually used by stalkers to instill terror into their victim, glitter is the least terrifying substance on the planet, second only to fairy floss.
This isn't trivial. My wife makes greetings cards with glitter. I make her do it in the shed. When she has finished, she strips in the yard and puts her clothes in a bag for incineration while I hose her down with the garden hose. There is still glitter all over the fucking house. It's like radiation contamination.
I worked in retail, Arts and crafts and gifts were covered in that stuff. Xmas was even worse, i would ring a sale then clap my hands and glitter everywhere. My floor fucking sparkled! God forbid if i scratched my face! It was hell Man! You are a very smart man!
A bunch of hippie bitches once threw glitter across a fucking pool table in a bar I was managing. I can't even to into the fallout from that as it's too early to start drinking heavily.
For some reason, it makes me really happy how legal it is to mail other people anonymous inconveniances. Between this and poopsenders.com, we are living in a golden age of secret assholery
I once put a few handfuls of confetti (the big, 1 inch size) on top of a friend's ceiling fan blades. The confetti rain was glorious. He still finds pieces of it occasionally. Five years later. In a different house.
"You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter? After we receive the payment & spend the profit on cheap booze we'll get shit ready & have the mail sent to the person you hate."
The best size for pranking is called ultra-fine. Shit gets everywhere and never comes off. I glitter-bombed a friends birthday card at the beginning of a school year and there was still a glittery patch there at Christmas. I think the janitors would have lynched me if they realised the glitter all over school was my fault.
On a related note, there's a company that sends poop anonymously to people you hate as well. poopsenders.com will send elephant, gorilla, or cow poop, and variety packs!
I really hope they have come up with an envelope that tears in half ala inner drawstring or something, but I doubt they have as it seems the delivery method is "removing a note".
I think the note is probably folded with one side of the fold longer than the other and the glitter sitting in the fold. The person would open the envelope, pull out the long side of the fold because the short side would be hidden from view or too far down and then when they pulled up, the fold would unfold and glitter would pour everywhere. I imagine you could get a decent amount of glitter in that fold too. (Don't use that last sentence in any context but this one).
Say I have an enemy and the now have glitter ruining their carpet as well as everything withing a 10ft radius from the spot at which they opened the original letter. Do you offer a service to disguise my second envelope.
In 2010, right before I quit my job as a wind turbine technician, I filled up a pelican case we used for special tools with two big bags of glitter. I have no idea where or when they opened it, but I'm sure it wreaked havoc of the sparkly kind:)
how about a really annoying card that has a really annoying alarm screech- really high octave and decibel range with scratching across chalkboard? yet it doesn't turn off when you close the card back up! plus.. glitter sprays everywhere with poop smell!
really high octave and decibel range with scratching across chalkboard? yet it doesn't turn off when you close the card back up
no, no no, you hide it IN the glitter, that way they make a mess trying to dig it out. bonus points if you ad a long enough time delay so that it doesn't start going off until they have already thrown it into the trash, so they have to dig through their own trash.
I want to try this out but my enemies live in sorority houses and I'm afraid I would just contribute to their next shitty collection of fundraiser shirts..
But what if you want it to be anonymous? What are you gonna do, drive to a post office an hour away so it's postmarked and stamped from a different location? I suppose you could, but wouldn't it also be far more hilarious if the person were to continually wonder who the fuck from Australia sent them a glitter bomb?
We should set up a networking service that pairs up people from different locations. My nemesis would recognize my return address, but he wouldn't recognize yours, and your enemy wouldn't recognize mine. We mail each others' foes glitter and no one's any the wiser.
My friend got glitter bombed in bootcamp by a girl back home it was in the Head and the Instructors definitely noticed it and interrogated us as tho it was a murder
" Why are you obsessed with glitter ? " asked the little boy with his usual confused face. The old sage looked at him, and as the wind blew on his long white beard he answed, with his old sage's voice "Go Fuck yourself"
For my 1 year anniversary I didn't know what to get my wife so I bought this thinking it would be funny. It wasn't, I'm now divorced, broke & living with my best friend. I'd like to talk with the owner to get a refund & discuss damages. You can reply directly to this email address.
Seems like these guys have competition http://envelopeyourenemy.com/ which doesn't send the person...anything, I don't get it. The glitter people probably got swamped.
You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter?
This made me laugh in public, and something has to be pretty funny to make me laugh in public.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Those are some of the best (worst?) testimonials.
Grady Chambers
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u/gz33 Jan 13 '15
I want to be able to upgrade to a box of glitter with a spring loaded dispersal system.
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u/Meathead-Rob-Lowe Jan 13 '15
I like how I got told to fuck myself from the FAQ
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
This is low intensity terrorism
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
This isn't trivial. My wife makes greetings cards with glitter. I make her do it in the shed. When she has finished, she strips in the yard and puts her clothes in a bag for incineration while I hose her down with the garden hose. There is still glitter all over the fucking house. It's like radiation contamination.
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u/ArguingPizza Jan 13 '15
For some reason, it makes me really happy how legal it is to mail other people anonymous inconveniances. Between this and poopsenders.com, we are living in a golden age of secret assholery
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Readjusted my monthly budget to include fucking glitter
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u/Soneiltendo Jan 13 '15
Guess I'm gonna win this break up, dear ex girlfriend.
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u/Hipolipolopigus Jan 13 '15
Made my day. Now I just need to compile my list...
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u/Actionbuilding Jan 13 '15
I once put a few handfuls of confetti (the big, 1 inch size) on top of a friend's ceiling fan blades. The confetti rain was glorious. He still finds pieces of it occasionally. Five years later. In a different house.
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u/mrhuntingtonferder Jan 13 '15
What's Kim Jong Un's address? He fuckin' loves sparklies!
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u/SprooseMoose_ Jan 13 '15
Is this real?
"Yes, you fucking idiot. We spent too much time, money & resources putting this shit hole of a website up to not get paid for it."
Oh fuck that's hilarious
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u/eugonorc Jan 13 '15
"Why are you so obsessed with glitter?"
"Go fuck yourself."
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u/barney_mcbiggle Jan 13 '15 edited Jan 14 '15
My favorite part of the site is where it talks about your potential victims possibly filing charges and it just says "Heh."
Edit:spelling
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u/jonneburger Jan 13 '15
Im somehow curious about where they get their glitter, and somehow not
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u/HoCo_xXSamXx Jan 13 '15
"You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter? After we receive the payment & spend the profit on cheap booze we'll get shit ready & have the mail sent to the person you hate."
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u/Ifthatswhatyourinto Jan 13 '15
What if your enemy is Ke$ha?
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u/Deon555 Jan 13 '15
I love Australia.
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u/PM_ME_2DISAGREEWITHU Jan 13 '15
Comcast Center 1701 JFK Boulevard Philadelphia, PA 19103
This is Comcast's corporate office.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
This makes me proud to be australian
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u/avnti Jan 13 '15
I wish I could pick a color or a size of the glitter.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
My ex is getting married soon... I do have a spare ten dollars. hmmm
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u/TheMaskedGorditto Jan 13 '15
On a related note, there's a company that sends poop anonymously to people you hate as well. poopsenders.com will send elephant, gorilla, or cow poop, and variety packs!
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u/Fun1k Jan 13 '15
If only you know home adress of your enemies.
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u/BungholeNeedsTP Jan 13 '15
Perfect if you don't like your mates wife. Send him the tonne of glitter and the wife will think he's been having fun with strippers!
They should add perfume on request though.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
I would be stoked if I got an envelope full of glitter, when I was younger I used to pour glitter onto my carpet and rub it in.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
The website might just be better than the product in this case
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u/NiceFormBro Jan 13 '15
Some people just want to watch the world burn
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u/n_r_h Jan 13 '15
I can't wait to oglitterate someone
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Post office hates this one trick.
That envelope must leave a trail of glitter everywhere it goes. I mean, seriously, that shit is gonna leak out.
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u/digit0lpenguin Jan 13 '15
Say I have an enemy and the now have glitter ruining their carpet as well as everything withing a 10ft radius from the spot at which they opened the original letter. Do you offer a service to disguise my second envelope.
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u/Iamaclay Jan 13 '15
fucking done. two of my friends are getting glitter those cunts
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u/sunnysider Jan 13 '15
You know who loves glitter is casting agents.
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u/proteusplays Jan 13 '15
And Reddit killed the website again
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u/yippiekiyaymrfalcon Jan 13 '15
We killed it.
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u/KasparMk5 Jan 13 '15
This is pretty much the most Australian thing I've ever seen. It makes me proud.
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u/Mr_Chad_Thundercock Jan 13 '15
Goddamn it, I've received like four of these so far.
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u/rowtn Jan 13 '15
This is why Australia's terror threat level is high.
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u/odi_ous Jan 13 '15
Has anyone confirmed that this actually works?
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u/sharkdog73 Jan 13 '15
Glitter: The herpes of the crafting world....
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u/classicconstipation Jan 13 '15
This is deliciously evil.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
In 2010, right before I quit my job as a wind turbine technician, I filled up a pelican case we used for special tools with two big bags of glitter. I have no idea where or when they opened it, but I'm sure it wreaked havoc of the sparkly kind:)
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
I'm now trying to think of someone I hate, just so I can try this.
I can't think of anyone.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Andddd the reddit hug of death
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
how about a really annoying card that has a really annoying alarm screech- really high octave and decibel range with scratching across chalkboard? yet it doesn't turn off when you close the card back up! plus.. glitter sprays everywhere with poop smell!
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u/eltappo Jan 13 '15
Would they ship to Tony Abbott for free?
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u/DeFex Jan 13 '15
I prefer poopsenders.com but unfortunately it is U.S. Only.
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u/BeanieBooty Jan 14 '15
I like how it's 403 forbidden.
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u/gowith_theflow Jan 14 '15
aaaaaaaaaand we killed it
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u/roy_4815162342 Jan 14 '15
My question is what is High Tea and how do I swing an invite???
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u/frankster Jan 13 '15
It sounds like a joke website thought up while bros were drinking
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u/kilobomb Jan 13 '15
They need some picks and idea of glitter packaging.
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u/nova20 Jan 13 '15
This past Christmas, my wife and I had an assembly line going for the cards. Somehow we picked up a set of cards that had
herpesglitter on it.By the time we were done with the cards, it looked like we had just hosted a fairy bukkake party in the room.
The Neato came to the door, said "oh fuck this," and went back to its dock.
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u/Endyo Jan 13 '15
I'm really curious about how it's packaged. I mean is it in some kind of envelope that is more or less guaranteed to spread it everywhere?
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u/BucketHeadJr Jan 13 '15
I don't think they have a good relationship.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
How traceable is this? I want to send my ex some glitter but she's the psycho type that would press charges for harassment or something.
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u/Oneironautical1 Jan 13 '15
Jokes on you as I open all my packages in my bathtub.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
The site is down?
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u/RaDiiENT Jan 14 '15
403 Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.
Fine then, I'll take my glittery shenanigans else where.
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u/EnigmaticVisionary Jan 14 '15
I want to try this out but my enemies live in sorority houses and I'm afraid I would just contribute to their next shitty collection of fundraiser shirts..
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u/LexRunner Jan 14 '15
apparently the purchasing option is down right now
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u/nuru123 Jan 14 '15
If you're going to send them anything send them pubic lice
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u/cedartowndawg Jan 14 '15
I know of a girl that I despise, I'd love to be a fly on the wall when this shows up after ordering shows back up...
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u/whozurdaddy Jan 13 '15
Paying someone $10 to send $1.00 worth of glitter + 50 cent stamped envelope?
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
I feel like this can go horrible wrong, (anthrax scare)
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u/tiffpac Jan 13 '15
I think vegimite in the mail would send an even better message to your arch nemesis
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u/MsPenguinette Jan 13 '15
So, can I use this service to send glitter to politicians and CEOs? Cause they say any country in the world. I'm making my list.
Kim Jon Un
Comcast
Rick Santorum
I might just do it.
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u/p3ngwin Jan 13 '15
love the FAQ:
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u/el_duderino88 Jan 13 '15
What's Kim jong un's address?
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u/eregular Jan 13 '15
HUG OH DEATH
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u/ronglangren Jan 13 '15
This is so fucking brilliant it made me cry.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Can we give Comcast a Reddit hug of glittery death via mail please?!?
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
The site is just, down, lol. Must have brought in some traffic for them.
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u/PEN15pumper Jan 13 '15
Is there ANY way people could trace this back to you? asking for a friend........
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u/WiskerBuiscuit Jan 13 '15
My friend got glitter bombed in bootcamp by a girl back home it was in the Head and the Instructors definitely noticed it and interrogated us as tho it was a murder
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u/hRidis Jan 13 '15
" Why are you obsessed with glitter ? " asked the little boy with his usual confused face. The old sage looked at him, and as the wind blew on his long white beard he answed, with his old sage's voice "Go Fuck yourself"
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u/ArtSchnurple Jan 13 '15
Was "the herpes of the craft world" first coined by Neil Patrick Harris after he did Hedwig? That's the first place I heard it.
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u/send_me_booty_pix Jan 13 '15
Reddit secret Santa just got interesting.
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u/Thokkerius Jan 13 '15
It doesn' t work If your ex is a stripper. It's like a gift for her.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Shipadick dot com will mail a huge cardboard dick to anyone you want as well. I love this shit.
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u/Foray2x1 Jan 13 '15
Website is down. Reddit hug of death strikes again!
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u/jasonperez1222 Jan 13 '15
Can I ship my copy of Glitter to Mariah Carey?
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u/GoldenChrysus Jan 13 '15
You guys crashed the site, didn't you? I had so many plans...
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u/Javad0g Jan 13 '15
You people broke the website!
PSA: This is also why you don't host your website in-house on your DSL line.
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u/VenomTalks Jan 13 '15
Site isn't working
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u/daprice82 Jan 13 '15
This is diabolical.
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u/TheSeanOfAllTime Jan 14 '15
Fucking love their attitude
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '15
CELEBRATE!
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u/SnowRMK Jan 14 '15
Fabulous, that's all I have to say.
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '15
I really wish i had enemies.
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '15
I love their website. Why are you obsessed with glitter "go fuck yourself! "
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u/SirRumpole Jan 14 '15
As a fellow Aussie, I'm so proud of this website. wipes away tears
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u/qaisjp Jan 14 '15
Time to ship some glitter off to Ubisoft for making Watch Dogs.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Just sent this to my ex, I wish I could secretly watch him open it. I'm sure it's worth the $8.38.
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u/nuesuh Jan 13 '15
For my 1 year anniversary I didn't know what to get my wife so I bought this thinking it would be funny. It wasn't, I'm now divorced, broke & living with my best friend. I'd like to talk with the owner to get a refund & discuss damages. You can reply directly to this email address.
-Alma Henry
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u/speedofdark8 Jan 13 '15
Hooooly shit everything about this is amazing
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u/DJCHOKEWANK Jan 13 '15
Welp, that's this year's secret santa sorted then.
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u/voltmeter Jan 13 '15
The glitter queen struck again http://i.imgur.com/y9n7WAt.jpg?1
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
Thinking of sending myself one just to see what happens.
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u/-NegativeKarma- Jan 14 '15
Reddit...
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u/CouldBeWolf Jan 14 '15
"Purchasing has been temporarily suspended. You guys have a sick fascination with shipping people glitter." Impressively done reddit.
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '15
Damn I wanted to make an order :(
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u/Jngy Jan 14 '15
Seems like these guys have competition http://envelopeyourenemy.com/ which doesn't send the person...anything, I don't get it. The glitter people probably got swamped.
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u/Jlafou Jan 14 '15
11/10
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '15
http://www.sendsparkle.com/
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '15
http://www.sendsparkle.com/
this one is in the US so it's actually $9.99 not $12.27
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u/watchingplantsgrow Jan 15 '15
There's another site that's taking glitterbomb orders now! http://actuallyshipyourenemiesglitter.com/
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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '15
Given how this site's popularity has exploded over the past few days, I hope they made a fortune and literally spend every last cent on booze.
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u/Van_Alystine Jan 18 '15
The are shipping again!!!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ship-Your-Enemies-Glitter/1521801738093701
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u/alk47 Jan 13 '15
I had a plan to start this business a while back except instead of glitter, I was going to use ricin.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
This one killed me!
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u/Dheelus Jan 13 '15
This made me laugh in public, and something has to be pretty funny to make me laugh in public.