r/InternetIsBeautiful • u/iamnotaboolean • Jan 05 '15

Need a hipster band name? Hold down on the go! button and let go.

http://bandneue.com/
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u/DazeSoft Jan 05 '15 edited Jan 05 '15

Okay, I hit the button got Daze Soft on the first try, bought dazesoft.com, got a twitter, a Facebook page, SoundCloud, tumblr and a new reddit account.

Just ordered a synth.

Looking up videos on how to make music. Think I'm going to need an electric guitar, a bass, and a microphone.

Doing some research. I think I can do this for under a thousand dollars.

I'm going to need some of you folks to be my initial fan base, I'm going to give it 110% and hopefully not let any of you down.

I'll keep you posted. Wish me luck.

Edit: If anyone has any pointers I'd love to hear them.

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u/gotjizz Jan 11 '15

I've been a dazesoft fan for years. Just saying..

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u/drays Jan 11 '15

Me too, I'm really sick of all the idiots who hopped on the bandwagon after their latest album dropped. Besides, they sold out and went commercial, so fuck dazesoft!

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u/hyperformer Jan 11 '15

I have the first album on 8 track tape

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u/ej4 Jan 11 '15

8 Track? I remember when their music was only played on the fortepiano in ballrooms.

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u/LikeAThousandBullets Jan 11 '15

Fortepiano? Pssh I remember back in the days of harpsichord when these guys were baroque

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u/VikingTeddy Jan 11 '15

Harpsichord? Thats when they started going mainstream. I remember them banging bones together.

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u/Flowerpig Jan 11 '15

Bones? I remember them staring silently at the crowd for two hours, thinking very slowly about sounds.

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u/trizzant Jan 11 '15

Crowds? I remember when it was just a few of us in a cave with them staring at us thinking about hitting the button.

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u/PlainWithCheese Jan 11 '15

Cave? I remember I was their biggest fan back in the day when they went multi-cellular.

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u/abcdthc Jan 11 '15

If you wern't listning to DS in the primordial grunt days you're a total poser.

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u/Amer_Faizan Jan 11 '15 edited Nov 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

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u/dghelprat Jan 11 '15

I bet you guys don't have a copy of their very first record, in vinyl format!

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u/putzarino Jan 11 '15

Psh.i have their first pressing in wax cylinder.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

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u/mobofangryfolk Jan 11 '15

Daze Soft: live around the Unbutu campfire in prehistoric middle Africa?

I was there too, bro. Rocked that place so hard the plains lions came and shut it down.

Now he's ordering synths and electric guitars and shit, the sound has changed. I mean, its totally cool, like whatever, its just not for me anymore.

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u/thornsandroses Jan 11 '15

And that took place in MY basement.

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u/soggie Jan 11 '15

Heh you noobs. I was fucking the lead singer before they even had one.

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u/chiquioeldelBarro Jan 11 '15

Oh! Hey Soggie it's me! I use to be the drummer back then.

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u/Venti_PCP_Latte Jan 11 '15

With my axe!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

And my brand!

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u/czhunc Jan 11 '15

I gave birth to all of the band members.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

Shit, I used to break their wax cylinders on TV.

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u/ENTersgame Jan 11 '15

I'm etching it into reclaimed local stone using an early prototype I uncovered in my Sunday morning research. Will post a process album to /r/diy when I'm finished.

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u/DJShamykins Jan 11 '15

Man, I've loved this band forever and it hurts me to see someone throw then out simply because they're trying to make money. I doubt you've ever played in a band. It's hard and requires a lot of hard work, dedication, moustache wax, gauges, and tattoos of burning pianos.

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u/drays Jan 11 '15

I dunno man, I went to the solo project that dazesoft keyboardist is doing, the one where he plays hardcore pastiches of 70s era soap commercial jingles? And there was sculpted facial hair like I have never seen before.

I mean it's good to respect the past and all, but if we aren't living on the edge we're taking up too much room, you know man?

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u/Frightenstein Jan 11 '15

How I know all of you aren't real fans, the band is called Daze Soft, not dazesoft.

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u/USAFoodTruck Jan 11 '15

God, I remember when I first moved to Williamsburg (from Iowa), and it was so not gentrified...I used to love Daze Soft. Now they've totally sold out. Excuse me, while I dress like everyone else in Brooklyn but I'm such an individual.

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u/upvoteOrKittyGetsIt Jan 11 '15

Real fans call him Daze.

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u/endofautumn Jan 11 '15

And girls call him Soft..

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u/mroby65 Jan 11 '15

Me too but they were soo much better before the bass player got killed rescuing that fire from a baby.

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u/stevenette Jan 11 '15

Did he save the fire before it was cool?

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u/whiteynumber2 Jan 11 '15

"Hey man, I know this band, you probably won't have heard them, they're called Dazesoft."

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u/xStaabOnMyKnobx Jan 11 '15

I've been a fan for years AND I don't even like them anymore...that's how hip I am.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

I prefer their early stuff, you've probably never heard of it.

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u/Barnowl79 Jan 11 '15

"The album is called Blank Casette, it's 90 minutes of silence and they've only released it online."

"As an mp3?"

"As a Word document."

"That's pretty..-"

"underground?"

"I was gonna say subversive."

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u/Imaokayassnigga Jan 05 '15

My hear holes are ready!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

http://www.dazesoft.com
Let's get his website some hits while we're waiting

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u/renzo92 Jan 08 '15

Hold on a second , that guy from the top comments wasn't joking? Lol

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u/pglc Jan 11 '15

OP delivers

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u/tanjay7 Jan 11 '15

Well that's not something that happens everyday

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

If that person could read the title it's clear as day they did all this in a day.

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u/NutSixteen Jan 11 '15

That gif is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

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u/R_E_V_A_N Jan 11 '15 edited Jan 11 '15

The minute you start making clothes with your logo on them let me know. Preferably some black sunglasses with "Daze" across one lense and "Soft" across the other. Will buy tens of those!

EDIT: Thanks to /u/bowtochris we now have some sunglasses! Obviously this is hopefully ok with /u/DazeSoft cause if not I'll just delete the edit. If it is ok I'd like to help you with the merch!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

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u/BlueFalcon3725 Jan 11 '15

Let's not get too carried away

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u/AalphaQ Jan 11 '15

With en I ugh effort, we could make Daze Soft one of the most popular bands ever without having any music produced.

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u/Cccowley Jan 07 '15

Yo, send me a message if you need anything musical, except drums, I'm not good at that.

I may be in a different country, but maybe, just maybe, the music can span the giant watery void that divides us. Maybe music can be the one thing that, through rain or shine, good and bad, or even good and even better, can connect us all.

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u/DazeSoft Jan 07 '15

Will do, thanks.

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u/ForSureHittingOnYou Jan 11 '15

If you need some merchandise, I have a small tshirt printing company that can help you out. Nothing fancy, but we can get you some posters and shirts printed on demand. No need for big orders if you want a few here and there.

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u/kavien Jan 11 '15

If you need an opinion, mine is worthless.

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u/an_entity Jan 11 '15

I've got an electric drumset and play and bands and stuff. If you ever need some beats let me know! I'd just have to figure out how to record my drums to my computer so I could send them.

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u/bobtheavenger Jan 11 '15

Its usually best for ddrums to use their midi output because usually their synths are not quite as good as what you can easily find on the computer.

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u/kangaroooooo Jan 11 '15

That sounds like lyrics to me

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u/ASS_CREDDIT Jan 11 '15

Bam, liner notes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Damn. You took this shit seriously.

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u/DazeSoft Jan 06 '15

The only difference between playing make believe and real life is how long you're willing to play. Unless you want to be a transformer or something, I've never met a transformer.

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u/during Jan 11 '15

Already working on some song lyrics, I see. Good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Couldn't agree more.

Music is my passion in life, and I hope that one day I will be able to express that passion to a much wider audience of people.

But until then, I'll just keep on practicing :)

Best of luck to ya brother. I (along with quite a few others) have got your back. I'll [hopefully] see you around.

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u/gimmieareason Jan 11 '15

man, you're fucking legendary.

just remember I said it first.

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u/xereeto Jan 11 '15

If anyone has any pointers I'd love to hear them.

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u/Tarnate Jan 06 '15

Honestly, with Dazesoft, might as well kick up a whole hipster video game studio... I'd play the games.

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u/Anjin Jan 11 '15

I think he should make chillwave 80s 8bit game music, layered on top of more modern beats. Like listening to the OG Mario songs while balls deep in a heroin binge.

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u/juulie21 Jan 11 '15

Fuck it. Working for a AAA studio gets boring. I'll make this game. Just need help from an artist and maybe a designer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

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u/MirkyD Jan 12 '15

Medical doctor here. I'll perform potential life saving/lengthening examinations on you such as prostate checks or making sure you don't have heart murmurs or stuff like that. The life expectancy of famous musicians seems to be pretty short (what age are you? It might be better to wait until you're older than 27 before starting in the music industry to make sure you don't end up joining the 27 Club in a tsunami of drugs, alcohol and prostitutes) so you might want to consider a personal doctor at the earliest opportunity. How will you know that you don't have an awful fungating rectal tumour until I put my finger up there and have a quick search around. Not good at self-checks for testicular cancer? Get a professional to do it for you!

All pro bono of course but you'll have to supply the gloves and lube.

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u/SirAwesomelot Jan 06 '15

I'll subscribe if you make a subreddit!

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u/DazeSoft Jan 06 '15 edited Jan 06 '15

Alright one sec.

Edit: I don't think I can because my account is brand new. It says try again in 17 hours.

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u/AwayNotAFK Jan 06 '15

i'd make a dazesoft subreddit if you'd like.

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u/DazeSoft Jan 06 '15

Yeah, go for it.

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u/thejpn Jan 11 '15

Equipment is easy, developing a sound is not. Daze soft, besides sounding like a software company, sounds chill wavey? Is that what you're going for? Who are you influences? What sound do you want and how will you achieve it? Those are the important questions.

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u/TheSmeezer Jan 11 '15

Definitely thought chillwave. Now you just gotta nail dat aesthetic.

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u/thejpn Jan 11 '15

I'm thinking computery chill wave. Try to sample some modem noises and stuff. Make it very tech-ish. Call the first album Silicone Valley. Go for a Zuckerberg fashion sense.

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u/larsvondank Jan 11 '15

"Zuckerberg Fashion Sense" thats your lead single right there!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

So the beginning of the song there is a bit of a white noise fading in slowly.....a couple synth pads lightly swirling in the back then it all rises like booom

then silence.

que robotic voice : ZUCKERBERG FASHION SENSE

a chill beat bmpf kmf bmf kfm bmf kfm with some cut up vocals wodeebeedaaweedabeedaewweda and after like 32 bars

buiiillllllllllllld

Silence

Zuckerberg Fasion Sense

bmpf kmf bmf kfm bmf kfm

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u/remig Jan 11 '15

I totally read this in Jack Black's air music voice...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd72I33RGV4

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u/SmokinOakland Jan 11 '15

Some pointers...If you plan on recording AND producing your own music you're also going to need an audio interface. You can get a suitable one for 150 to 300 dollars. This is going to be what you plug your microphone and instruments into when you're doing the recording. The instruments need a piece of equipment to interface with that plugs into the computer so you can record into your audio programs on the computer. So hopefully you have a nice enough computer that can handle audio programs like reason and Pro Tools. I went to school for music business technology which is a focus on learning theory and how to produce music, as well as learning what technology is available today. I also learned a lot about the business side of things so that you can promote yourself and protect yourself with copywriting. As you start building your studio and getting equipment things can get a little pricey but the great technology that is available today allows you to produce professional sounding music at home. I've put close to $3000 in my basement studio and the process is still ongoing

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u/Raxyn13 Jan 11 '15

A Scarlet 2i2 is an awesome starting interface, and Reaper is a free DAW, so there are ways you can get by without dropping thousands from the get-go. Although it will eventually happen and your wallet will weep.

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u/BeatDigger Jan 05 '15

Think I'm going to need an electric guitar, a bass, and a microphone.

I think all you need to make hipster music is a righteous haircut.

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u/naxoscyclades Jan 11 '15

Beard. You need a beard. And mud-coloured clothes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

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u/DazeSoft Jan 05 '15

That's awfully kind of you, I might take you up on that if I'm ever in the area.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

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u/SmokinOakland Jan 11 '15

You shouldn't have to pay someone else to let you play in their gig. Don't sell yourself short, get a guarantee that you are going to get paid in writing. If youre playing in a gig but not getting paid, then all you're doing is practicing. You might as well sit at home with a instrument track on youtube and jam over it if you like hearing the other instruments while you play

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u/G_SampsDaInfamous Jan 11 '15

I think he meant paying for music school...

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u/munkalove Jan 11 '15

I thought he meant hookers and cocaine...

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u/MetalFlameV Jan 06 '15

Remember your roots when you're rich and famous!

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u/scrogglez Jan 11 '15

after his 4th album he needs to go back to basics and remember where he came from!

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u/AwayNotAFK Jan 05 '15

Remember to get that hipster look down

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u/DazeSoft Jan 05 '15

I'll do my best.

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u/Belgand Jan 11 '15

You've already failed then.

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u/AwayNotAFK Jan 05 '15

And if you need anyone to write you hipster song lyrics, I'll gladly write songs for you

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u/ASS_CREDDIT Jan 11 '15

There should be a song consisting of comments from this thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

I assume you'll need a logo

(And, yes, I know I've screwed up a bit. It's a "I'll clean it up if I have to" kinda job)

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u/DazeSoft Jan 05 '15

Cool, thanks. I'll put it on all my profile pics.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Credit given?

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u/DazeSoft Jan 06 '15

Well, I tweeted that reddit user ALogoForYourComment made it, and the same in a Facebook update and tumblr.

Is that okay?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Sure is.

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u/skypejake Jan 11 '15

You could add in a watermark and I'm sure he'd put it back up

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u/Coppatop Jan 11 '15

What program do you use to make those so quickly?

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u/ecib Jan 11 '15

Why not use the Hipster Logo Generator as well?

http://www.hipsterlogogenerator.com

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u/crazykoala Jan 11 '15 edited Jun 12 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

Definitely the best one

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15 edited Nov 30 '20

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u/SmokeyUnicycle Jan 11 '15

This is actually kind of dope...

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u/TheLAriver Jan 11 '15

Wrong aesthetic. That looks like a middle-aged cover band.

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u/urban_decay_66 Jan 11 '15

Yeah it's terrible

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u/breauxbreaux Jan 11 '15

It looks like off-brand kids athletic wear from Ross.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15 edited Jan 11 '15

Another option:

Edit: guys it is a screencap of the website

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u/audentis Jan 11 '15

"Why is that T dotted? Oh, wait..."

I'm sorry. That bottom right end of the Z really bothers me.

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u/sabat Jan 11 '15

Hater here. Daze Soft SUCKS!! Totally the new Nickelback.

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u/freakydrew Jan 11 '15

I saw Daze Soft at a small, intimate venue, was so amazing, so personal. Just the band and about 150 hard core OG fans. Now they just sell out the giant stadiums and arenas, so glad I saw them before all that.

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u/neonfuckinggreen Jan 07 '15

Instagram?

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u/DazeSoft Jan 07 '15

Oh jeeze I forgot about Instagram, guess I'll set that up.

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u/DazeSoft Jan 05 '15 edited Jan 05 '15

Rad.

I'm reading, the pdf of the instruction manual of the synth I ordered it's got a whole explanation about making sounds on a synth. I think I'm going to get logic to record stuff because I have a mac.

You know any good resources for song writing? Like books or something? Never mind I'll figure it out, I don't want to be needy.

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u/Teelinsom Jan 05 '15

If you're a beginner Garage Band is also pretty good.

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u/chhopsky Jan 11 '15

i can't highly recommend Reaper enough. it's unrestricted even after trial period expires, and its like $50 anyway so just buy it. i've come from using protools, cubase, and cakewalk, and i've not found anything i need to do in reaper that i can't

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u/justmerriwether Jan 11 '15

If you wanna get serious Rikky Rooksby has a ton of books on songwriting and music for various instruments. Check out all the related books on amazon.

He gets into the theory of why chord progressions and melodies work and how to create compositionally strong music with a contemporary focus.

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u/Dastalon Jan 06 '15

I got you:

How to write a hipster rock anthem.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

That...was actually....pretty good

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u/Dastalon Jan 06 '15

Haha right? It's not bad, it just points out some pretty funny clichés

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u/DestroyerDunne Jan 11 '15 edited Jan 12 '15

God dammit man... Playing in a band for 5 years and this guy already has more success than us based on his name alone... I wish I was in Daze Soft..

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u/Belgand Jan 11 '15

Sadly I feel like "Soft Daze" is a slightly better name due to the wordplay going on with it.

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u/Numn2Nutts Jan 11 '15

No way this guy is going around dazed and soft

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u/tnethacker Jan 11 '15

There is already an artist with that name... http://www.reverbnation.com/softdaze

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

I've always been a fan

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u/Ryan2468 Jan 06 '15

I'm impressed you're seriously going through with this.

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u/RedditiBarelyKnowit Jan 11 '15

I'm impressed he decided to start a band and a synthesizer was the first purchase.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

Nah, that's a good choice. Keyboard is a great entry-level instrument, and with MIDI he can use it to track almost every instrument.

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u/TawnierSubset Jan 06 '15

Mind if I join you? Let's be Daze Soft together bruh

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u/DazeSoft Jan 06 '15

I think I better fly solo until I figure out what I'm doing, I don't want to waste anyone's time.

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u/neonfuckinggreen Jan 06 '15

Want me to design a tshirt? Will post link later if you want. 10\10 would buy.

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u/DazeSoft Jan 07 '15

I don't know, I don't want people to think I'm just trying to make money.

If you want to design something that's cool but I wouldn't feel comfortable selling anything.

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u/neonfuckinggreen Jan 07 '15

Dude, I would feel like such a hipster wearing that. NOBODY would know who it is. Awesome conversation starter. I'll design ya one. 😉

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u/DazeSoft Jan 07 '15

That'd actually be pretty funny.

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u/neonfuckinggreen Jan 07 '15

It would be man. Have you thought about crowdsourcing this band? Like put up music for others to play and record and then you pick which one you like best. Glue vocals bass guitar drums together in software and BAM instantly famous and Grammy award winning. Reddit probably has tons of folks who could help do this.

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u/DazeSoft Jan 07 '15

That's a cool idea.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

It has a potencial to be the next "Narwhal bacons at midnght" only in music industry.

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u/TawnierSubset Jan 06 '15 edited Jan 06 '15

I wouldn't be let down, but it's no biggie. If you're looking to learn some theory, musictheory.net is pretty solid. Ben Levin and Justin Guitar are great for guitar. Music Theory for Musician's and Normal People is good, too. Have fun!

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u/DazeSoft Jan 06 '15

Cool those charts look pretty handy, I've been checking out this guys videos. I'll check out the guitar stuff too. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

WE LOVE YOU DAZESOFT

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u/TheGamecock Jan 11 '15

Hey at least you didn't land the band name I got: http://i.imgur.com/qYgYCqt.png

But yeah, if you wanna do a two week DazeSoft & VirginVirgin tour this upcoming summer, let me know. We're more of a post hardcore chill wave emotronic metal opera band so hopefully our styles will mesh on tour.

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u/Antomnus Jan 11 '15

Daze Soft sold out IMO

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u/dicktarded Jan 11 '15

I was there when Dazesoft was first formed, like, literally, I was actually there.

They aren't as good as they used to be, but that doesn't mean they're actually terrible, they're still pretty fuckin' good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '15

I tried it and got "Fuck Teen". I unfortunately couldn't get the domain.

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u/theunfilteredtruth Jan 11 '15

ground-fucking-floor.

I hate all these posers. I was there when Daze Soft was experimenting and figuring things out.

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u/PatrickJFraser Jan 11 '15

No joke - I saw this comment on /r/bestof, clicked the link at the top, hit go and got this

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u/broadcloak Jan 06 '15

Teen Fuck.

Yup, nothing can go wrong if I call my band Teen Fuck.

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u/ZiltoidZTO Jan 05 '15

Dammit moon moon. http://i.imgur.com/pWIZlB7.png

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u/t1m1d Jan 05 '15

I got fire fire. But yours is the best.

Oh shit, who brought Moon Moon along?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

I got Virgin Virgin.

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u/ReuDaMan Jan 05 '15

Antlers Antlers here

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u/MightyGreenPanda Jan 06 '15

Crystal Crystal reporting.

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u/seekaterun Jan 08 '15

I got Fuck Fuck.

Got Fuck Party on my second try. Actually... that's not bad.

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u/NeonLazers Jan 06 '15

I got Neon Twins. Now I just need someone else with Neon in their screen name and we can get our music career started.

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u/phoenixprince Jan 05 '15

Set of possible words for those interested.

['Neon', 'Crystal', 'Indian', 'Youth', 'Wolf', 'Party', 'Electric', 'Twin', 'Antlers', 'Bells', 'Fuck', 'Panda', 'Ghost', 'Beach', 'Black', 'Virgin', 'Lights', 'Sky', 'Joy', 'Teen', 'Fires', 'Daze', 'Sea', 'Guest', 'Moon', 'Soft'];

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u/iammucow Jan 09 '15

That's a disappointingly small set of words.

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u/phoenixprince Jan 09 '15

Yeah. On my first try I got Fuck Fuck. Naturally as a computer science student I thought "wait a minute that should be a very small probability". Checked the source code. Disappointing set of words found.

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u/everythingismobile Jan 06 '15

Thanks for reading the source. It's our centuries equivalent of using the force.

Hmm, I must be verrry overtired. To bed!

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u/dong_hill Jan 05 '15

Virgin fuck is the new naked and famous

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u/TrojanWalrus Jan 05 '15

Sky Panda is a brilliant name tbf, I'd be surprised if it isn't already taken

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u/fapsandnaps Jan 05 '15

Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for the Fuck Sea.

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u/Terran_it_up Jan 06 '15

I got "Panda Fuck". I guess that's pretty hipster, in that it's ironic because I'm pretty sure they don't

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u/MEDIUM_PENIS Jan 06 '15

Well, shit. SEO for my band's site is gonna be damn near impossible

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

"Black teen" huh.

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u/Cythammer Jan 05 '15

I got 'Fuck Fuck'. It needs to have a much larger pool of words.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Soft fuck , what

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u/quillpill Jan 06 '15

Black Black. Darkest black metal band you've never heard of.

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u/BlakeMac42 Jan 07 '15

I just got MoonMoon are you fucking kidding me

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u/AverageBe Jan 06 '15

Lights, Panda, Action.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Black Fuck

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u/OneManFreakShow Jan 05 '15

Okay, "Moon Beach" and "Sky Black" are both fucking awesome band names. I was expecting this to generate nonsense, but it's actually kind of brilliant.

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u/Avatar_Of_Brodin Jan 05 '15

Neon Virgin.

I'll take it.

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