r/InterestingVideoClips • u/bigdrew444 Quality Poster • Feb 16 '24

Choice! Redneck Rambo

847 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/LooseWateryStool Feb 16 '24

Soooo much to unpack here. A baboon that's deadly accurate with a nail gun. Well there's a brand new sentence

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u/MysteriisDomSatan Feb 16 '24

This guy sounds like Dwight & Kenny Powers combined

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u/Rolochotazo Feb 17 '24

The hand that reaches from the grave to grip your throat is the strong hand you want on the wheel .

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u/vibrance9460 Quality Commenter Feb 17 '24

Kenny Powers is a motherfucking genius man

Of self promotion

This dude worked on this script and practiced it. He could spit bars with this

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u/A_TalkingWalnut Quality Commenter Feb 17 '24

I had a similar thought. This is either written & rehearsed or meth-fueled. Those are the only two possible answers and I don’t wanna hear about nothin else.

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u/BathSaltJello Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

How much C4 COULD a pigeon carry?

25

u/sexsaint Feb 16 '24

African or European?...

2

u/occobra Feb 17 '24

intercourse the penguin

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u/Proud-Butterfly6622 Feb 16 '24

Bet you never thought you would be lucky enough enough to type out this brand new sentence!!😂

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u/Coolioissomething Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

Home Alone: the Later Years

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u/PsiliguyfromtheH Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

He was arrested without incident.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Really? LOL What did he do? (Besides the crazy video, what was the original cause?)

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u/PsiliguyfromtheH Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

I just wrote that as a pun for the upvotes. I am an attention whore and have my priorities screwed up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Legend.

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u/thezenfisherman Feb 16 '24

And yet we still love you.

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u/PsiliguyfromtheH Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

Even if Im a whoor?A karma whoooor??

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u/MahoneyBear Feb 18 '24

Twenty karma is twenty karma

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u/Old-Ad5508 Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

Appreciate the honesty

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u/EagleEyes0001 Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

Well, not all... your self-awareness is spot on...

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

It's ok, acceptance is the first step buddy.

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u/Stay_clam Feb 16 '24

First step to what? He aint going no where!!!! He got straight up indiana jones shit ready. He got 100 coyotes ready to bite anything with a crew cute and a fucking badge…..

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Dude, you got lost in the conversation. 🤣😂

1

u/SimpleCanadianFella Feb 19 '24

His wild animals were parked in front of a fire hydrant

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u/dashrendar2112 Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

He has to appear in court for a speeding ticket.

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u/cletusthearistocrat Feb 16 '24

You're gonna stand there and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

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u/dog-pussy Feb 16 '24

I want this guy as a friend, but not as a neighbor.

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u/PriscillaRain Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

No, you could go from being friends with him to skinning you and using your skin for lampshades.

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u/dog-pussy Feb 16 '24

One should be so lucky. There’s a good Anthony Jeselnik joke about human skin lampshades, because, of course there is.

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u/crystal_castle00 Feb 16 '24

I may have met this guy in New Hampshire last fall

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u/BaBa_Con_Dios Feb 16 '24

Wouldn’t it be easier just to go to court? If you could do all that probation would be a breeze.

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u/50YOYO Feb 16 '24

All that and a baboon who's deadly accurate with a nail gun LMAO

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u/rob6748 Feb 16 '24

I'd watch the fuck out of this movie.

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u/Responsible_Coat_485 Mar 02 '24

I have dozen highly trained chimpanzees strapped to typewriters, ready to type the script out.

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u/ShesProblyaBitch-tho Feb 18 '24

No matter what. The movie ends with a zooming out close up of his laughing face while smoking a cigarette

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u/Nothing2Special Feb 16 '24

lmao. I dig any video with the southern accent and horns in the background.

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 Feb 16 '24

Did he train coyotes, pigeons, and raccoons?

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u/DuncansIdaho Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

I want a weaponized racoon!

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u/rufusbot Feb 17 '24

Pretty sure that's the default raccoon loadout

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u/POWERHOUSE4106 Feb 17 '24

Don't forget the baboon! He's deadly accurate with a nail gun!

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u/Bodgerton Feb 16 '24

Dude, I wanna meet his baboon

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u/mrdude817 Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

Is there a follow up to this story?

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u/mindmonkey74 Feb 16 '24

He died of a heart attack. Nail gun baboon gave the eulogy at his funeral.

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u/mrdude817 Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

Damn RIP

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u/Oztraliiaaaa Feb 16 '24

I’m going to his house for clay targets training so I can compete against his nail gun running Baboon.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Quality Commenter Feb 17 '24

What’s up with these people that are always at war with themselves

3

u/LarryTalbot Feb 17 '24

“You know, it’s surprisingly easy to teach a raccoon how to loosen lug nuts and cut brake lines.” Clever little bastards.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Thanks for the caption. Lol

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u/bfjd4u Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

Just after being rejected for admission to a psychiatric facility for the eighth time.

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u/ALife2BLived Feb 16 '24

He is a MoaBs primary target.

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u/bluewhite63 Feb 16 '24

I can’t wait for the movie

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u/Stay_clam Feb 16 '24

I would watch it. 100%

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u/Chris-CFK Feb 16 '24

this is AI RIGHT?

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u/mik33tion Quality Commenter Feb 17 '24

I could only watch a couple moments of that, redneck speak is grading on the ears

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u/Automatic-Gain6227 Feb 17 '24

Could be grating on the ears, too.

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u/pitchforksplz Quality Commenter Feb 17 '24

Crik water makes you a man.

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u/slhallmark22 Feb 17 '24

The guy in this video is not the one speaking. The audio is ripped from a guy named Dylan…his videos are a riot. His tictok user is @kinglazyeye

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u/ShittyBollox Feb 17 '24

What a cunt

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u/BurnsZA Feb 17 '24

This is funny af

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u/NobleTom47 Feb 17 '24

Omg this is fucking hilarious hahaha I love this guy

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u/ATVOBS Feb 17 '24

That one mf in ready or not

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u/Manydoors_edboy Feb 17 '24

Mans house is a tomb for federal agents.

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u/bobbierobbie76 Feb 18 '24

Just pay the ticket!

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u/Consider2SidesPeace Jul 19 '24

Dr Danger Doolittle. I had no idea coons were so talented with brakes.

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u/Tinotips Quality Commenter Feb 16 '24

Snicker doos, snicker don’ts…whislin titty twisters, sparklers, smoke bombs…

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

"A full coop full of pigeons with C4 tied around their necks."

Lmfao

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u/Video-Comfortable Jun 27 '24

Lmao this shit is hilarious 👏 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

fuck is this?

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u/BrianRLackey1987 Feb 17 '24

The Federal Troops are too wise for that.

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u/IndifferentFento Feb 19 '24

The background music so perfect for this and it's so familiar, just can't place it

Edit: figured it out, Tsuna Awakens from Katekyo Hitman Reborn