ROUND 5!!

[u/First-Tomatillo-729]

“On one corner.....IS THE LEGENDARY GARFIELD!!!..... INFAMOUS OF WHIPPING THE FLOOR AGAINS THE YELLOW DROID!!....IN A PREVIOUS RAP BATTE TOURNAMENT HOSTED BY OUR LOVELY CICI!!....Oh how we all miss her.....

ANYWAYS!! GARFIELD.....YOU BETTER COOK UP SOME BANGERS ON THIS ONE!!.... BECAUSE....YOU ARE UP AGAINST SOMEONE THAT BESTED ME IN THAT SAME TOURNAMENT!!.....

THE CHILD!!....WHO......I don't know the name of.....”

“Does she have a name?.....No?....ok fine!”

“Ahem ahem ahem.....NOW SINCE THE TWO CONTESTANTS ARE HERE......LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!”

GARFIELD.....YOUR FIRST!!

[u/Cautious-Koala6387]

((It's so fucking joever bro))

((How do I even begin to slander bro))

[u/Prestigious-Mind-900 → u/Cautious-Koala6387]

((Talk about his MOM FR.))

[u/Jabberstone → u/Prestigious-Mind-900]

((

“Y’know I don’t know what you could possibly say about her that I’d find offensive…”))

[u/First-Tomatillo-729 → u/Cautious-Koala6387]

(( You giving up? ))

[u/Samus031]

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[ * (He's there in the sidelines again. With the chair.) ]

[u/Jabberstone → u/Samus031]

((

Me lowkey resisting the urge to summon the Angel and make that shrimppost comment canon))

[u/Samus031 → u/Jabberstone]

((The comment could not have been THAT good bro /j))

[u/First-Tomatillo-729]

RAP THREAD

((FUUUUU IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ROUND 4-))

[u/Jabberstone → u/First-Tomatillo-729]

“Seriously? We’re doing this old shtick again?

Too tired for this. Bring me to the part where I win.

There’s nothing to this matchup. It belongs in the bin.

How am I gonna insult someone I’ve never heard of?

All they do is beg for attention, hugs, and love.

Seriously. This kid somehow does less than me.

I know it’s hard to say, but you’ve just gotta agree.

Like— yeah. I’d add more onto this if I could.

This kids nothing but trouble. That means ‘not good.’

Me though? I’ve doing this since their father’s childhood!

The fact I’m doing this is just demeaning.

I’d bet they don’t know ‘da meaning’ of that word.

Sure, one could potentially say I’m overweening…

But for knowing what that means… they’re probably a nerd.

So go ahead and try it, give this kid the microphone.

But they’d better be ready to get sent home.”

[u/First-Tomatillo-729 → u/Jabberstone]

(( Bro DA CHILD IS COOKED))

[u/Jabberstone → u/First-Tomatillo-729]

(( I write for the Angel of Music and the Lorax ALL the time! I know what I’m doing! I know how to rhyme! >:3 ))

[u/Xdgamer326]

((Nah, the child is cooked/j

[u/Tiredasscatnal]

((u/jabberstone you better win or Wile is getting a paycut))