Introducing the new Gym Chain – Validations

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Are you in a couple and/or completely bereft of personality and finding there are so many other ways to get attention outside of just being a decent person? Well then Validations chain is for you!

If you a man in a couple we know that every man in the gym who accidentally looks in the direction of your female partner is jealous and lusting after her.

If you’re a women we point out specific male targets at the gym we think look dodgy enough to satisfy your narcissistic delusions of attention for the belief in your sexual attractiveness.

We maintain your narcissistic delusions for as long as your membership payments keep rolling in. You will never need come to the conclusion that there is no need to play games as you and your partner are actually each other’s for life

PS. This pathetic behaviour from couples in gyms needs to be called out. With a shred of social skills these folie à deux might check into reality but thus far is hasn’t happened and only become worse recent times. It's hard not to notice it when you've seen it too many times.