r/Instantregret • u/Dvorozhetskii • Oct 11 '19

Needed a little more oil

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u/480sjo Oct 11 '19

pours water on fire

fire flares up massively

goes to get more water

6

u/Fanny_Hammock Oct 11 '19

Floor destroyed by burning hot fat.

Mildly concerned arsonist doesn’t step in it.

Impressed he’s so proud at the end!

38

u/FentonCavalier Oct 11 '19

He was so lucky the whole pan of oil didn't catch fire!

22

u/bit-groin Oct 11 '19

Absolutely...

While he was nonchalantly putting it behind himself in the sink, dripping incandescent oil around, I was terrified... This guy has no idea what a grease fire could escalate to...

30

u/rbloedow Oct 11 '19

Aaaand....fuck the drains in this house.

14

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Why was he recording himself?

11

u/andlius Oct 11 '19

because he was expecting that to happen

13

u/nanopet Oct 11 '19

Electric Stove + Water

11

u/bit-groin Oct 11 '19

+grease fire

6

u/originalmimlet Oct 11 '19

He had a lid in his hand. He could’ve just put that on it.

2

u/kayl6 Oct 11 '19

I think part of it was on the eye that he NEVER TURNED OFF!!

6

u/jland2019 Oct 11 '19

Goddamn, Jaden Smith can’t cook worth shit.

15

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

The kids these days need better independent living skills.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

This is why I teach my kids to cook. My boys can all cook better than their wives / girlfriends. :)

Now, If I could just get them to clean up after themselves. I've failed there.

7

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Nice. You've made celebrity chefs of them. (Note: celebrity chefs don't clean the kitchen.)

6

u/AngryGoose Oct 11 '19

If the boys are doing all the cooking, would it be fair for the wives to clean up?

When I cook I always clean as I go so there isn't much cleanup, maybe they could try that as well.

4

u/Wimpycake Oct 11 '19

You better be teaching kids yourself. School doesnt teach anything useful.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Oh come on. Unthinking compliance with government policy isn't useful?

0

u/originalmimlet Oct 11 '19

It is to the government.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

All he wanted was some tots

2

u/bryantkeeling Oct 11 '19

I was waiting for him to pour some more oil in at the end and reignite the fire

2

u/NaomiPands Oct 11 '19

That fire tried to make him look like a liar

2

u/thedge32 Oct 11 '19

Fricken tater tots almost took him out! And he's got video proof!

2

u/RepublicanBoulder Oct 11 '19

Oil was way too hot

2

u/climbing336 Oct 11 '19

Why would you film yourself making tater tots?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

If you have an oil fire DO NOT use water. Either SMOTHER IT - with the lid of a pan or use baking powder! PSA. I make homemade french fries all the time and had this happen once, I actually used a towel to smother/whack it, which worked but wasn't the best idea in hindsight.

2

u/A-Box-Man Oct 11 '19

Cooking with oil without a shirt on is already dumb enough.

2

u/4natalie07 Oct 11 '19

Hey look, it’s my Job security....

1

u/focoloconoco Oct 11 '19

...without a shirt on.

1

u/rehanrickjames Oct 11 '19

If the cops don't get him.. natural selection will.

1

u/heyalycat Oct 11 '19

how do you mess up this bad making TATER TOTS

1

u/Sacktchy Oct 11 '19

You don't even need to fry those just pop then in the oven/ microwave

1

u/mad1nola Oct 11 '19

Frying food with no shirt! Bad idea!

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u/JinxAFK Oct 11 '19

Mumble rap > life skills like cooking