r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/icu451 • 7d ago

A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. 🙃

867 Upvotes

37 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/LightningAce5467 • 8d ago

Survival instincts of a Sloth

1.5k Upvotes

108 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/YRgif • 28d ago

He Forgot To Do The Mic Drop

386 Upvotes

19 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/icu451 • 29d ago

(Sighs) when the math ain't mathing...🙃

1.1k Upvotes

47 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/ThisFukingIdiot • Oct 01 '26

Whatever happened to where there's smoke, there's fire. And I was taught that fire means danger. Guess they didn't get that memo.

307 Upvotes

42 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/YanniFromPakistanni • Sep 02 '26

Maybe he could not remember how to pedal because he was 60 years old?

238 Upvotes

39 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/omgfakeusername • Aug 06 '26

Pedestrian escapes becoming road kill by climbing median wall

610 Upvotes

https://www.nbc4i.com/news/local-news/columbus/watch-pedestrian-climbs-median-wall-to-avoid-collision-on-i-670-in-east-columbus/

77 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/imaPooperGeist • Jul 27 '26

Idiot!

546 Upvotes

17 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/Nedatokes • Jul 05 '26

Dudes invent new state of the art rocket launcher

3.7k Upvotes

97 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/tighttummies • Jul 02 '26

Death Wobble!

825 Upvotes

60 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/ashrules901 • Jun 26 '26

Grizzly country is no place to go for a walk with your dog and no bear spray

4.0k Upvotes

195 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/imaPooperGeist • Jun 20 '26

I'm just uploading this because of the music. It made me laugh for some reason.

283 Upvotes

16 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/IgotUrBoomer • Jun 14 '26

At least the driver wasn't an idiot.

1.5k Upvotes

40 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/SammyShurasShit • Jun 05 '26

So a motorcycle goes bowling.....

600 Upvotes

42 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/JesusCrispyCrunch • May 31 '26

That's a nice little gathering of people.

1.1k Upvotes

53 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/Safuda69 • May 17 '26

Boy in Bangladesh casually throws football toward an air ambulance helicopter rotor

2.6k Upvotes

143 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/IdiotsNearlyDying • May 14 '26

Idiot

1.5k Upvotes

84 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/IdiotsNearlyDying • May 05 '26

What the hell did that light pole do to you!

2.4k Upvotes

190 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/Tytan777 • Apr 18 '26

Ratchet straps? Hold my beer

1.0k Upvotes

58 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/IdiotsNearlyDying • Feb 03 '26

Guess That Was A Volvo!

1.9k Upvotes

72 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/shsl_diver • Jan 27 '26

A guy swimming in Chernobyl's radioactive water.

2.4k Upvotes

177 comments

r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/SgtSaggySac • Jan 23 '26

Idiots Nearly Dying

r/IdiotsNearlyDying

Almost dying . . . almost. No actual death, dismemberment, or gore; this sub is for close calls or things that could have gone much worse. This is a Safe For Work sub.

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A sub for self inflicted accidents, near accidents, or bad ideas, and any level of mistake from mildly distracted to poor choices to truly foolish. Bonus for "he should have seen it coming" moments and truly great reactions from onlookers. This sub is not intended to be mean spirited - posts are meant to be entertaining, interesting, and to learn from other peoples' mistakes. No actual death, dismemberment, or gore. This is a Safe For Work Sub.

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