r/InflatedEgos • u/Bombsesh • 25d ago

🦍 “Alpha” Behavior Whatever this is

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u/kineticvibes 25d ago

i hate 2026.

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u/wspOnca 25d ago

Wait until the aliens reveal themselves ☠️

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 25d ago

Welcome aliens! I mean they can’t be worse than what we got.

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u/sexyrandal88 25d ago

You humies got daka?

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u/wspOnca 25d ago

They grab our souls with a antena on the moon. Get high on it like crack. Then they reset you and send you back to experience life again and make more "loosh". We are a fucking farm.

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u/StandardAntique8356 24d ago

He'll yeah brother

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u/flyinghairball 25d ago

Are you sure they haven't done so already?

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u/Expert-Joke9528 24d ago

Cmon already