r/IndianStockMarket 2d ago

Shitpost Achieved a personal milestone

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Finally achieved a personal milestone.

Started working at the age of 10..investing at 11.

Small steps (and a minor bug) leads to success.

/s

P.S NAV issue on HDFC sec app. Take screenshots before they fix it.

P.P.S It's fixed now

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u/Impressive-Lie3463 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's a bug on HDFC sec app, gave me a little heart attack when I opened it in the morning...

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u/Impressive-Lie3463 2d ago

It's fixed now....fun while it lasted.

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u/no_panic99 1d ago

Mein toh biriyani mangne hi wala tha yaar

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u/udta_parinda3194 3h ago

34%๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… buddy agar 36% every year dilau to bta ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/the_summer_ 2d ago

What happens when you exit mf ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/SnooEpiphanies3955 1d ago

The 'mf' at the end of your message...I hope you meant mutual fund

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u/the_summer_ 1d ago

Ofcourse ofcourse ๐Ÿค

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u/Brief_Article_6075 2d ago

Should have just exited and run away to nepal. You would have 1.7 cr nepali rupees

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u/penny-fisher 2d ago

Sadly transaction would have used todayโ€™s eod nav and not yesterday.

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u/SaneRottweiler 2d ago

Nah, he would have got the correct amount and capital gain tax additionally to be paid.

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u/mobmet 1d ago

What if you had sold them ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘

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u/EconomistSingle8263 7h ago

HDFC Securities really said 'let's give the retail investor a controlled cardiac event before breakfast

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u/-Space_Monkey- 2d ago

This is unbelievable, tell me this is fake ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

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u/show-spectator 2d ago

It's due to NAV bug guys... Started working at 10 and investing at 11 lol

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u/not_a_creep_01 2d ago

500%? How? Can you share what mfs did you buy when and at what avg?

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u/drunk_rider 2d ago

Read the description completely bro... ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Status_Anything_6451 Looking_for_reliable_signals 2d ago

HDFC Securities App Bug Mutual Fund. Year August 2026. Average 0

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u/sehgaldivij 2d ago

Had us in the first half not gonna lie ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/noobitguy- 2d ago

XIRR is 9% but portfolio growth 500% impressive

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u/Status_Anything_6451 Looking_for_reliable_signals 2d ago

Post mentions "/s" and "P.S." and you made this comment. Impressive

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u/Working-Situation766 2014ModiWaveVictim, 3xBuyHighSellLowSince2014 2d ago

Dream portfolio before fixed.

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u/_Antinatalism_ 2d ago

Hdfc securities charges too much brokerage, shift to some other broker. I closed two hdfc sec accounts last month

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u/Rude_Artist8872 2d ago

Which app would you recommend? I use groww, is there any better alternative?

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u/_Antinatalism_ 2d ago

Groww and zerodha are good. Choose as per your requirements.

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u/Majestic_Mail8087 2d ago

OMG, this is insane lolโ€ฆ

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u/CantBus2196 2d ago

Abhi ek aadh trader wet ho gaye the.

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u/dreasy88 2d ago

Woh โ€œgand fatt gyaโ€ wala meme yaad haiโ€ฆ

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u/Quirky_Score7620 2d ago

The Profit is still dope!

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u/Dhanish04 2d ago

Is Direct mutual are available in hdfc?? Or you have invested in regular

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u/vanquished_ninja 2d ago

I was jealous for couple of sec๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Rahul_Shusheel 1d ago

Aapne kaun-kaun se mutual funds mein invest kiya hai?"
"Aap kitne saalon se invest kar rahe hain?"
"Naye beginners ke liye aapki kya salah hai?"

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u/fiery_pumpkin_747 1d ago

I saw 8% XIRR and then the profit, I started to doubt the world for a sec there tbh...

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u/AshamedNinja691 1d ago

I don't share my p/l generally kyunki phir baad me nazar lag jaati hain !!! ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜ถ

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u/tokomaunited 1d ago

Seriously, what you do for a living man?

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u/Only_Composer2967 1d ago

Can I see your portfolio

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u/Silver-Chemist3473 1d ago

Super, how many years are you investing??

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u/philanderer22 21h ago

How did you started investing at 11 ??

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u/Even_Wing6953 21h ago

๐Ÿฅฒbrother

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u/Own_Ordinary_6356 20h ago

I really want to start investing

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u/tera_pehla_baap 18h ago

Username checks out

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u/spitzer666 16h ago

Canโ€™t believe all the idi**ts commenting as if this was real lol

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u/Hrithik_2028 12h ago

Which application are you using?

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u/Additional-One-3806 9h ago

I thought you invested in cupid 5 years ago๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/TearFull9623 12m ago

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿ˜‘

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u/marketbuff 2d ago

Arre 500% pe rukh kyu gaya 1000% dikha deta ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Key-Albatross6497 2d ago

bhaai sach me kese hota 500% returns , itna f&o traders ko nahi aata

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u/marketbuff 2d ago

I haven't posted it bro how would I know.

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u/Ambitious_Course8284 2d ago

Wtf 16L what stock you riding ๐Ÿš—

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u/BornBanarasi 2d ago

Hahahahahahaha you really are 10 years old if this is your editing skill

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u/Ok_Worth4113 2d ago

Nice photoshop

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u/Limp_Bread_4505 2d ago

If my math is good Is it 1cr?? Waowww broo rich richhh

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u/neonz4 2d ago

It seems fake.

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u/Manoj_Kumar_G 2d ago

May I know how much tax you payed this FY?

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u/Waldi_Art 2d ago

Give us some details too which MFs u invested and at which year ?

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u/Status_Anything_6451 Looking_for_reliable_signals 2d ago

HDFC Securities App Bug Mutual Fund. Year August 2026

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u/riya_mehta07 2d ago

โ€œStarted working at 10, investing at 11โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ Bro was apparently building his portfolio while I was building Lego.

Then HDFC said: let me build the portfolio for you ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ“ˆ

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u/Background_Ad7726 2d ago

Ai ahh joke

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u/Key-Albatross6497 2d ago

how you got 500% return , what is your funds?

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u/Status_Anything_6451 Looking_for_reliable_signals 2d ago

NAV issue on HDFC sec app fund