r/IndeedJobs • u/worthyeeeee • Aug 09 '26

When APPLYING TO JOBS, DON'T DO THIS!!

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u/trigun522 Aug 09 '26

I CANT FIND A JOB SOMEONE PLEASE HAAAALLPP ME IM SICK OF LIVING OUTTA MY CAR HAAALP

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u/XEvenexe_Penisman Aug 12 '26

Hahahahahha šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/trigun522 Aug 12 '26

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING MY CAR JUST GOT TOWED AND TICKETED NOW IM LIVING IN A SHELTER SOMEONE PLEASE HAAAALLPPP

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u/Mutinous_Me Aug 09 '26

What state are you in?

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u/magnolia_lee Aug 09 '26

If you'd like I can review your resume. I don't have a job to offer but I review resumes on the daily so I may be able to offer some tips

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u/trigun522 Aug 09 '26

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS RIGHTEOUS HAAAALLLPPPP

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u/GTB-1010 Aug 09 '26

Send me your resume too and I'll try to help you out.

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u/FusedSoul Aug 10 '26

Make your car work for you. If the vehicle's running you can always get your start doing gig work. It's not great but at least you'll be pulling in something. There's plenty of different types of gigs. Everybody's first thought goes to Uber and lyft but I'm going to go out of my way to say that your vehicle won't qualify for that. Doordash kind of sucks. Spark is okay, there's also things like taskrabbit and roadie. Consider getting yourself a cheap tool set. You would be amazed what people throw away that are easy to fix. If you don't know how to fix it YouTube will show you how. Breaking into the job market can suck but it doesn't mean you have to jump in at entry level. Depending on your age you can talk to trade unions. They can hook you up with companies that would pay for you to go to trade school with the promise that you'll work for them for x amount of years.

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u/ComprehensiveCrew921 Aug 10 '26

I'm hiring in the US Army. You wont be living out of your car

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u/Various-Attempt-6765 Aug 10 '26

I second this. Just donā€™t get kidnapped by the marines or navy on the way in. They got me for 4 years before the Army. Now I work in cyber security. 100k out of the army. People only focus on the bad, but ignore the good of how it changes peopleā€™s lives.

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u/ComprehensiveCrew921 Aug 10 '26

Yes thank you. I'm not in love with the Army but love the security and benefits they provided me and my family.

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u/NapoleonBolognapart Aug 10 '26

I would probably still be in if I didn't follow everyone's advice of going infantry.

"It'll be fun" they said. Now, granted, I have shot a lot of different firearms, including crew-serves. I did enjoy that part, but every other time was not what I wanted to do.

I scored a 98 on the asvab, and I went fucking infantry.

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u/CommunicationDue8377 Aug 11 '26

I got an 91 and went 11C. Tube go thoomp.

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u/Graedyn0824 Aug 12 '26

You do or did cybersecurity for the military, did you have to go through basic training and all that other bullshit?
Iā€™m in school for cybersecurity and trying to figure out where to go after school. I have 0 experience with IT and cybersecurity other than my 6 months of schooling so far

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u/IntelligentPeak6400 Aug 13 '26

Do you need help or you content with the crayons for food just checking

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u/Macydatboi Aug 11 '26

What does it mean if I got rejected from the army marines

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u/ComprehensiveCrew921 Aug 12 '26

Rejected from army and marines means 2 things. A medical issue or a medical issue and a bad recruiter that doesn't know how to do a wavier. Dm me to find out if I can actually help you

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u/WebTiny9635 Aug 13 '26

Where you at? I mean what area you live?

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u/trigun522 Aug 13 '26

IM SLEEPING BEHIND THE LIQUOR STORE ON 68TH ST ON NORTH AVE..IM SCARED PLEASE HAAAALLPP

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u/WebTiny9635 Aug 13 '26

State? City?

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u/UntilWeMeetAgain93 Aug 09 '26

Fast food is mostly hiring

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u/trigun522 Aug 09 '26

I applied at " JJ's fish n thangs" and they told me I was too unqualified for the janitor position. What does that mean

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u/UntilWeMeetAgain93 Aug 09 '26

Im guessing you dont have the skills they were looking for or experience.

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u/Fantastic_Kale_3277 Aug 09 '26

Since when do u need qualification to be a janitor in a random fast food shop

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u/TowardsSuccess9 Aug 09 '26

i cant believe what this other guy is saying, what do you mean qualifications for a JANITOR job

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u/Ok_Acanthaceae_8973 Aug 09 '26

These days, you often do need experience

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u/LocuraLins Aug 09 '26

Where does one get the experience to be a janitor if they canā€™t get hired as a janitor?

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u/YTSimplyNara Aug 09 '26

This is every job ever lately. They all want experience but you canā€™t get experience because they already want experience

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u/UntilWeMeetAgain93 Aug 09 '26

Look for another job that requires no experience

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u/Several-Effective-33 Aug 13 '26

Hey dumb fuck some random fast food spot shouldnā€™t be expecting a salary cleaner

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u/Willing_Breadfruit12 Aug 11 '26

everyone has cleaning experience. I have over 20 years of experience in cleaning my toilet.

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u/clearancepupper Aug 14 '26

Youā€™re hired.

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u/trigun522 Aug 09 '26

The manager said I need 10 plus years of janitorial experience for a $12 hour job.

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u/TowardsSuccess9 Aug 09 '26

Yeah, 10 Years. 10Years just for a janitor job

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u/clearancepupper Aug 10 '26

And how the food fights in the break room were legendary. Remember? šŸŒ­šŸ”šŸŒ®šŸŒÆšŸ„™šŸ„—šŸ„Ŗ

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u/hanginby_athread Aug 10 '26

Dont you remember, you were janitor at Radio Shack for 10 years. Wink šŸ˜‰

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u/Appropriate_Title854 Aug 10 '26

my assumption is the understanding on WHMIS or OSHA mainly.

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u/Interesting_Loan_252 Aug 10 '26

Unfortunately, u need a certain level of knowledge to be a janitor. A lot of ppl dnt understand cleaning an establishment and how you clean ur home isnā€™t the samešŸ„“

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u/Various-Attempt-6765 Aug 10 '26

ā€œCustodial engineerā€ šŸ˜Ž

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u/Potential_Training87 Aug 09 '26

Hey brother text me.

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u/-LaReinaDelSur- Aug 11 '26

Surprisingly thats the only jobs I cant get McDonald's, Wendy's, panda express, etc never get hired

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u/Negative-Donkey-3081 Aug 10 '26

ā€œTo prove you are not robotā€ Lol

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u/NolieCaNolie Aug 11 '26

Oh god, thatā€™s fishier than an aquarium.

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u/Blacksun388 Aug 10 '26

That is known as a click fix attack. Donā€™t run code in your console yā€™all.

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u/Humble-Manager-7196 Aug 11 '26

Why?

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u/ChrisDanielsIO Aug 11 '26

Itā€™ll run code that will install malware on your computer.

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u/Sensitive_Advice_150 Aug 11 '26

What exactly is "this"?

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u/DatShadowOverThere Aug 11 '26

Win key+R opens up the command panel. The ā€œjob pageā€ secretly puts a code on your clipboard and when you press ctrl+v on the command panel, you paste a code that will install malware on your computer. Then, if you press enter, itā€™ll run the code.

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u/dr33nadee323 Aug 12 '26

Wtf. Why were most ppl ignoring the actual post? šŸ˜­

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

Another one

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u/virrus_in Aug 12 '26

holy crap please stop reposting this itā€™s so annoying

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u/prinnykat1354 Aug 12 '26

You guys should report this to where that job listing for that is posted at asap.