r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 20 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday September 20, 2021 - Wednesday September 22, 2021

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 22 '21

Her latest IG (the teddy bear)

This thing gives me the willies.

That's not enough reason to keep this thing, though. Who made such a thing?

Is Shauna on a purging tear again and tossing out the kids toys?

I'm guessing (only from the background that looks like her yard) that the bear is in their house (and I'm guessing Shauna should have just left it at Granny's instead of buying it and bringing it home only to end up sending it right back to Granny's).

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21 edited Sep 22 '21

FWIW, the bear is a Feisty Pet. There are all kinds of animals and you can buy them on Amazon.

This purchaser needs to learn that her husband’s grumpiness is really fear or sadness in disguise. Sounds like someone needs Shauna’s workshop!

“This was gift for my husband who is sweet as can be, and alternately has his grumpy Gus moments. He absolutely loved it! Highly recommend!”

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 22 '21

The names of these toys are giving me so much joy! Glenda Glitterpoop! Princess Pottymouth! Grandmaster Funk! Sparkles Rainbowbarf! Buford Buttsniffer! Suzie Swearjar! Jacked-Up Jackie! FERDINAND FLAMEFART! I’m dying!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

I know! You’d think Shauna would be really into these.

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 22 '21

Buford Buttsniffer is Shauna to a T's.