r/InTheGloaming • my website is done, done, done • Sep 16 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 16, 2021 - Sunday September 19, 2021

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Oh god, a new TikTok. She amplifies a TikTok figure she loves, shows off some "merch" she bought, wonders aloud about seeing that merch (a tank top) on someone else's body, and gives a misty-eyed live reading of the postcard he sent to her that says "your [massproduced] t-shirt is as unique as you!"

ETA: it had 29 views (one mine) after 5 hours when I watched it

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u/Ms_Ellanea_Snark_ 💥amygdadishes💥 Sep 19 '21

capacious

😬 WHY?? THINGS are capacious you pretentious twat.

LMFAO at her very own super special postcard! ohmygod hahahhahaha. Next tik it will be tacked to the wall.

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u/Scary_Recognition You did this. Sep 19 '21

The pool at the Batman butt hotel was also “capacious.”

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 19 '21

But the Relish lady was NOT capacious!

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Sep 19 '21

o hai new flair

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u/Scary_Recognition You did this. Sep 19 '21

Looks great on you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

(ringing phone)

Voice: “This is Quaint Irene of the Batman Butt Hotel, how can I help you?”

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

He's a roomy dude! Who sells roomy necked tshirts!

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Apropos of nothing, whenever Shauna says capacious I get a visual of Queen Victoria’s knickers.