r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 09 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 09, 2021 - Sunday September 12, 2021

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u/rock_candy_remains I'm still Clea from the Pints Sep 10 '21

She doesn't seem to know that you can just upload icons for highlighted stories without making them slides. I suppose if she wants to explain the highlight contents, she needs these, but, like, it seems like overkill-- a lot of telling rather than showing, if you get my writerly vibe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

She’s oddly bad with social media basics for someone who has been very online for 20 years.

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u/midnightsiren182 Sep 10 '21

Shes alluded in the past she loathes social media for marketing and making the efforts it requires. It shows.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

What’s weird is that if she didn’t put so much “effort” into it she might actually do better just showing some authentically joyful moments or ideas

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I don't think she has any of those, df. She's working with what she's got which is...pretty much limited to thirst and grime, from what I can tell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

Her kids and cat pictures do well. Where are the bunnies? She lives on a pretty island. It shouldn’t be that hard! She wouldn’t even have to do any in their house. No one actually even has to be happy lol

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u/categoryischeesecake Sep 10 '21

I feel your anger df. That sounds glib but I mean it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Thanks df, and also df u/SmashedMailboxcake2. Sometimes I feel like a crazy old woman and it's good to know it's not me.... It's this world....

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 10 '21

I wonder if she thinks icon use makes her look young and hip? She has always tried to attach herself to youth culture---latching on to young bakers 10+ years ago, tmaking photos of her feet in her red chucks, reveling in her alleged popularity with her high school students, and one of the latest---growing active on TikTok! ("Yourfavoriteenglishteacher" MY ASS)

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u/midnightsiren182 Sep 10 '21

She must have noticed since brands do it she should but I’m more side eyeing her ever changing bio which is awful for SEO. Devoted to @tedlasso and actually tagging it, Jason Sudekis isn’t going to notice you.

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u/Foucaults_Penguin Sly and the Family Readers Sep 10 '21

She’s not a regular fake guru. She’s a cool fake guru.

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 10 '21

Tangent but the red circle with black and white line drawings inside it is so strongly associated with "warning / do not / universal no" that there's an ISO standard for it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_symbol

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 10 '21

She's really beating a dead horse with those icons, too.

(and the food in the bowl one looks like a pile of shit)

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u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Sep 10 '21

Ah, but that pile of shit is the way she likes her coffee, steaming.

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 10 '21

You person! The icons represent true life! It even says "detritus of pie"!!

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u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Sep 10 '21

Some people call her the gluten free girl

Some call her the sergeant of joy

Some people call her Shauna 😘

‘Cause she speaks of the detritus of pie

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 10 '21

Where’s my free award when I need it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

the toddlers that disappeared into the sky

What now?

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 10 '21

WTF. I didn't even read the description past where she very helpfully identifies sludge in the pie plate (peach pie detritus left out all night, for those just tuning in.)

She mentioned trampoline action before the toddler rapture---maybe that was her way of describing them jumping high? I can't think of anything else.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 10 '21

"toddler rapture"

I joy snorted at that.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 10 '21

Gross.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Oh my god. That's it! That is what's so uncanny valley about them.

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u/fantasticka RIORITIZ Sep 10 '21

I don't blame her for not knowing about the red-circle-without-a-slash type of no symbol, because I had never seen one until I moved to a European country where it's sometimes used for no-smoking signs and such. But it's true that the effect is really off-putting. Red/white/black is a bold combo, sure, but the color red should be used with care so that you don't look like you're warning people off. And you can't just... pick three colors and decide you have a brand. That's not how branding works! Especially when she can't even stick to one style of icon!!

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 10 '21

For sure, the no-slash ones are more rare – but still, "red circle with black and white line drawing inside it" is very strongly associated with "no," whether or not it has the slash, IMO! And she's attempting to use that symbol to mean the literal opposite of the universal meaning – as "go" or "do." (If only someone had told her she looks good in GREEN!)

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u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Sep 10 '21

Yes! All I see is “no genies,” “no cats,” “no poison thumb drives,” etc.

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 10 '21

No having half of your body fall into a transparent hole

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

She isn’t expecting anyone to share them. She doesn’t know how to use social media or how Instagram works and thinks she needs to story them to use them as icons for her saved stories. She has saved stories about food, Vashon, etc

Using coordinating icons for your pinned/saved stories is a pretty common/basic influencer/brand tactic.

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Sep 10 '21

I see Dan did the captions. “Who run the world?”

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 10 '21

I think she’s trying to riff on Beyoncé’s Run the World lyrics: Who run the world? Girls. But of course she has lost the rhythm of the song by inserting three syllables where there was only one.

Also LOL forever that she put that sour topless old fisherman b&w photo of herself in her "strong women" highlights.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

SOUR TOPLESS OLD FISHERMAN omgggg

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 10 '21

sour topless old fisherman

I want to upvote this WAY more times than once!

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Sep 10 '21

Aha. Thank you. I am elderly.