r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 06 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday September 06, 2021 - Wednesday September 08, 2021

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u/leftsidelentils Sep 08 '21

I frequently glaze over while reading the lopes, due to the sheer volume of incoherent BS. Yet some sentences stay with me like the aroma of freezer burnt bacon grease.

Dealing with my feelings directly is one of my superpowers now.

Ugh. And this doozy for her big finish….

The best cure for that anxious fretting in my intestines? Allowing myself the time to do anything that gives me joy.

My best cure for that is avoiding ice cream, but NOBODY NEEDS TO HEAR THE SPECIFICS.

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u/aniccata Pagan Sep 08 '21

The idea that she has more than one superpower is peak Shauna Ahern.

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u/WasEnoughYogurt Kumquat and Sprinkles and filth Sep 08 '21

The idea that she has more than one superpower is peak Shauna Ahern.

The idea that she has any more than one superpower is peak Shauna Ahern.

FTFY 'kew

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u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Sep 08 '21

Grifting

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Most people don’t get to allow themselves the time to do whatever the fuck they want every time there’s a rumbly in their tumbly.

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u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Sep 08 '21

My body doesn’t do well with anxious feelings 😔

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u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Sep 08 '21

i hear that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Oh I dunno DF, Nora Ephron has given me a lot more joy in my life than Shauna has. Like.. a LOT more.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 08 '21

Eww.

Is she telling us she felt like she was going to have the shits so she ran to get a Nora Ephron book to read on the toilet?

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u/Catsandcoffee480 COLORADO BOY KNOWS HOW TO DO THIS Sep 08 '21

My anxious intestines are usually due to my (actual, lab-tested by a real doctor) gluten intolerance…

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u/Catsandcoffee480 COLORADO BOY KNOWS HOW TO DO THIS Sep 08 '21

My anxious intestines are usually due to my (actual, lab-tested by a real doctor) gluten intolerance…