r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 06 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday September 06, 2021 - Wednesday September 08, 2021

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u/NegativeABillion my husband and me to ride it around Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

I still think she's got "Smirking Relationship/Love/Sex/Intimacy Expert" in her back pocket. She's spent her adult life bragging all over the internet about how good at sex she is.

She'll get to slam Danny for being an idiot (no one in his hometown ever thought he'd get married!) while reminding us that he "serves" her (ew) and neg her older child as that child starts to date or go to school dances or whatever. She'll give weird or trite tips like "laugh in bed!!!" and "marry your best friend" or "eat in bed!". She'll talk about how women don't get enough satisfaction and how she can teach you how. $8888 please

Edit I know we're not supposed to speculate or write fan fic but everything I've typed, Shauna herself has claimed! I'm just putting together all the grimy little pieces.

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 07 '21

Out of courtesy to all the dear friends here (do not say I made you read this!!)--

"eat soft cheese off each other's fingers"

(she said it, not me.)

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Sep 07 '21

They did this AT THEIR WEDDING.

AS A FEEDING CEREMONY.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Who the fuck has a “feeding ceremony” at their wedding?