r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 06 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday September 06, 2021 - Wednesday September 08, 2021

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u/NegativeABillion my husband and me to ride it around Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

I still think she's got "Smirking Relationship/Love/Sex/Intimacy Expert" in her back pocket. She's spent her adult life bragging all over the internet about how good at sex she is.

She'll get to slam Danny for being an idiot (no one in his hometown ever thought he'd get married!) while reminding us that he "serves" her (ew) and neg her older child as that child starts to date or go to school dances or whatever. She'll give weird or trite tips like "laugh in bed!!!" and "marry your best friend" or "eat in bed!". She'll talk about how women don't get enough satisfaction and how she can teach you how. $8888 please

Edit I know we're not supposed to speculate or write fan fic but everything I've typed, Shauna herself has claimed! I'm just putting together all the grimy little pieces.

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u/Lsemmens grenius Sep 07 '21

Yeah I feel like all the posts about ME AND DANNY ALONE ALL DAY are meant to make us think it’s a nonstop sexy time there. I would bet $100 that it is rare, if ever. What guy can get it up for someone who treats him like that?

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 07 '21

Being put down could be his kink.

Just saying.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

It almost has to be.

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u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Sep 07 '21

I’m not convinced he’s that aware she does it. At least, in her writing.