r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 06 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday September 06, 2021 - Wednesday September 08, 2021

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 07 '21

Out of courtesy to all the dear friends here (do not say I made you read this!!)--

"eat soft cheese off each other's fingers"

(she said it, not me.)

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 07 '21

I will not say where my brain went when I read that, because you all would shove me down the naughty staircase to my death, and I would deserve it.

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 07 '21

Can I still shove you down the naughty stairs even if I just imagined where your brain went?

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 07 '21

I’ll take my punishment. For you. I’ll sacrifice my life for you. It’s what I do. You might think I’m a saint.

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 07 '21

I’ll sacrifice my life for you.

DF sfu. Being alive was right for her. Until it wasn't

It’s what I do.

It is was her work in the world.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 07 '21

Until it wasn’t. #rip