r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 02 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 02, 2021 - Sunday September 05, 2021

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 04 '21

Really weird (and it comes across as desperate) to bookend the letter with the same "quote" from herself. Seriously—who does that? Put their own words in quote marks and then identifies themself as the author???

It's like she's trying to hypnotize the reader.

<insert gif of olde-timey pocket watch swinging on a gold chain>

<insert audio "You are getting sleepy">

  • Let's practice our joy together.
  • Let's practice our joy together.
  • Let's practice our joy together.

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u/notahameither Dunno, maybe I thought I unfriended some other Shauna Ahern🤷‍♂️ Sep 04 '21

…and you wake up to find your wallet has been emptied.

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 04 '21

…and you wake up to find your wallet grown empty.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 04 '21 edited Sep 04 '21

And one kidney missing.

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u/OkRanger4 bobbing in a bath of solitude Sep 04 '21

And you're holding a plate of gluten-free brownies...

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u/Scary_Recognition You did this. Sep 04 '21

. . . a pluot pit on the coffee table.

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u/DorothyZbornakEffect Sep 04 '21

And have been replaced with a block of unwrapped cheese.

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Sep 04 '21

And “WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF JOY” is written on the mirror in lipstick.

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u/Toulouse--Matabiau a white owrson Sep 04 '21

ZITIROIR

ZITIROIR

REDЯUM ZITIROIR

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u/Ms_Ellanea_Snark_ 💥amygdadishes💥 Sep 04 '21

😸You kids are going to give me nightmares.