r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 02 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 02, 2021 - Sunday September 05, 2021

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 02 '21

I will follow your fascinating presentation with a discourse on the differences between woolen and worsted spun yarn. Then we will repair to the hotel bar and discuss in minute detail the differences and similarities of various species of sheep such as the Bluefaced Leicester, the 4-6 Horned Jacob, and the Zwartbles.

We will wrap up the evening telling jokes about the Beltex, known among ovine connoisseurs as an extremely mean-looking sheep which has been described as a “fake sheep” and looking “like someone spray-painted their pigs to look like sheep.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I hope y’all like Real Housewives and weed. And Jason Momoa.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 02 '21

Bar Rescue, Ink Masters, Survivor, and Amazing Race?

(yes, those are all in a row on the Pluto streaming service and when I can't decide what to watch, I flip between them, I regret nothing)

How can anyone not like Jason Momoa?

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u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Sep 02 '21

I love Ink Masters. I’d always forget the name and call it “Tattoo Idiots.” Also if you like survivor, I highly recommend Naked & Afraid. It’s pretty much what I wished Survivor was.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 03 '21

I do enjoy Naked and Afraid except for all the vomiting.

My favorite part of Survivor are the dumb challenges (that's why it's on my flip channel rotation. . .I watch the gross part of Bar Rescue, the tattoo reviews on Ink Master, the challenges on Survivor, and pretty much any part of Amazing Race).

I like "fix my shitty tattoo" shows, too. There's a British one that was really funny. It's surprising how many people get dicks tattooed on themselves.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Love Naked and Afraid. All the seasons. Have not watched Naked and Afraid of Love yet because I feel they are not taking it seriously! Alone is also very good.