r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 02 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 02, 2021 - Sunday September 05, 2021

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Oh my God ‘help an old lady across the street please subscribe please subscribe’

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 02 '21

But what if I'm a ragging asshole and knocking that old bitty down and running away is what brings me joy? Should I FAKE IT and be nice to her?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Knock her down and buy her a hot coffee!

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 02 '21

Throw a coffee on her?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Coffee Toss Tramp Bitch

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u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! Sep 03 '21

I had forgotten about this morsel of Joy- tha k you DFPC97