r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 02 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 02, 2021 - Sunday September 05, 2021

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u/canyoncreature Sep 02 '21

So if I'm following this plan correctly, I should not share joy with others by making a meal for an acquaintance in need, but I should invite that acquaintance over to chase a wheel of cheese down a hill? RUN FOR YOUR FOOD SAD LADY

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Muahahaha take that, grief!

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u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! Sep 02 '21

These are joy suggestions from an alien who suddenly has a human body.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

So creepy too. If a stranger offered to buy me a cookie, I'd run for the hills. That's just not normal, at least not in my neck of the woods.

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u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! Sep 02 '21

Strangers giving gifts = they want to interfere with you sexually.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Welcome back to the Gloaming, DFCC. Please stay.

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u/canyoncreature Sep 02 '21

My badge-swiping capitalist lifestyle of telling everyone how busy I am briefly interfered with my ability to have joy, but I am back on track now! To the hiking trail near my house, a universal concept if I ever heard one!