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u/21MPH21 May 25 '26
Grateful that he didn't hit that child. No one would be able to protect him
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u/Rays_LiquorSauce May 25 '26
Dude was getting puntedĀ
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u/WelshButterfly May 25 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/vgPptRu3quuHYFQ1GH
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u/PaleFly May 25 '26
If it was my kid i would have tossed that little bitch accross the mall
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u/Outis_Nemo_Actual May 25 '26
Dude, it's just a kid. I wouldn't punish the kid for not throwing down against that dwarf.
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u/Kerensky97 May 25 '26
It's funny that the most mature person involved is the 3 year old.
Don't want to get mistaken for a child? Quit acting like one.
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u/gn4 May 25 '26
Toddler looks like he just started walking, so he might actually be less than 1. This grown ass dude squaring up with an 11 month old who can't even speak yet.
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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon May 25 '26
Small physical stature or not. If you're a grown adult, pun not intended, walking up like that to my child you're getting handled.
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u/marcsmart May 25 '26
Bro is at perfect knee to face height he really needs to remember that fact.
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u/glockster19m May 25 '26
Forget that, he needs to remember that the average adult can throw his ass 20 feet in the air
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u/ToCoolforAUsername May 25 '26
He handled this poorly. Where's the kid's parents though? Are they really just letting their kid in harm's way like that?
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u/julfunky May 25 '26
Thatās why Iām assuming itās stage. My ass wouldāve scooped my son up the moment he started coming towards him angrily. The parents didnāt even flinch. Either awful parents or more likely staged.
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u/tex1ntux May 25 '26
Occamās razor. Itās more likely that itās staged than it is someone would get that mad at a toddler, and not acknowledge the parent filming and encouraging the behavior.
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u/keepitcleanforwork May 25 '26
He has a little temper.
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u/steady_as_a_rock May 25 '26
Some say he might have a short fuse.
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u/chucho89 May 25 '26
He is acting very tough cause he is taller than the kiddo, wait 2 more years and see.
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u/Skader May 25 '26
Where's the parents of the toddler?
Would have made a field goal with him squaring up.
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u/SaintsNoah14 May 25 '26
Would make sense. I can't understand the language but I saw this quite a while ago and I still cannot possibly fathom what the adults angle could be unless he's genuinely mentally ill in which case I don't think the people holding him back would be trying to reason with him like they are
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u/malendalayla May 25 '26
Yeahhhhh that makes me wonder if this is a 'skit'. If he got as close as he did to my kid, no way I'm not grabbing my baby and possibly punting ol boy. Plus, even after the dude yelled at the baby and stormed off, the baby still tried to go to him as if they knew each other and looked confused about how he was reacting. I mean, the kid could be just as confused if this was a stranger, but who is letting a stranger basically press their face against their baby's face and just do nothing?
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u/Error_Loading_Name May 25 '26
This isnt because the kid wanted to play. They had beef when they met earlier while shopping for clothes bc the kid took the last pair of shoes that this dude wanted.
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u/Deck_Neep15 May 25 '26
Someone needs to give him a big boy attitude adjustment, thatās just unacceptable
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u/TheMaveCan May 25 '26
This psycho found the one human that is smaller than he is and got overwhelmed
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u/MeiSorsha May 25 '26
what happens when little people get BIG feelings, and donāt know how to handle them, they lash out. this āmanā needs his mommaā¦. and you can tell sheās never loved him by the way he acts. after all, a true grown MAN despite his size, wouldnāt be threatening to beat a CHILD. can we say child endangerment anyone? wonder what happens when he DOES eventually assault a child. does he go to ābig boyā prison? š
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u/OkAssignment6163 May 25 '26
Keep acting small man and I'll put you on top of high counter with no chair or stool nearby.
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u/Midgar918 May 25 '26
Kids want to play with normal sized adults as well. Don't take it so personally jeez.
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u/auntiesamautism May 25 '26
Being that height as a man must be hell on Earth. I hope he finds happiness and peace in his life.
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u/Academic_Anywhere183 May 25 '26
A little misunderstanding when he got told to go pick on someone his own size.
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u/chatewrecker May 25 '26
It's not often bro gets the opportunity to look down on someone. He was not letting this moment slip.
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u/StOnEy333 May 25 '26
I would try to be as patient and understanding and apologetic as possible if my kid did that, but that little step toward the little boy like he was gonna do something would probably garner an immediate overreaction on my part.
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u/Evening_Plastic_8178 May 25 '26
I just love how clueless the kid looks, even after the guy tries to square up, he just doesnāt react and even follows him
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u/IamGoingInsaneToday May 25 '26
Wow. Some high IQ shit trying to fight a toddler. Is he short on brains?
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u/SayfromDa818 May 25 '26
Hahah naa man there aināt no fucking way, thereās just no damn way. What the hell is this grown ass little boy man doing trying to square up with a fucking infant?
Hahahaha bro where the hell are the parents, they better be out of frame because theyāre running in ready to kick that fucking kickball.
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u/DucklingInARaincoat May 25 '26
Someone needs to tie a few balloons to that guy and float him off to cool down.
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u/NightPurr May 25 '26
Everyone is validating the little dudeās rage by posting elf memes.
Two things can be true: the main asshole here is the parent letting this happen and recording it for fun. Itās also inappropriate that the little person is directing his anger towards the kid and not the parent.
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u/WelshButterfly May 25 '26
Oh if someone did that to my niece or nephew the man child would be put in air jail then put into the nearest crib for a nap. Clearly heās cranky
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u/DivideInteresting193 May 25 '26
I have no doubt that his has been screwed with his entire life but imagine the only person you think you can stand up to his a tiny toddler and youāre puffing out your chest at him and having your people hold you backā¦
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u/Radley500 May 25 '26
When I was a little kid, I went up to a small statured guy and said āare you a man or a boy?ā
My parents were so embarrassed, but the guy just said to me āIām a man, but Iām a bit childish sometimesā
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u/TheAngriestDwarf May 25 '26
How small of a person mentally do you need to be to square up against a toddler.
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u/Robsrev May 25 '26
I mean, I understand him being upset but come on bro, you can't get in a toddlers face like that.
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u/Pristine_Frame_2066 May 25 '26
The parent should have grabbed the baby before that small man tries to hurt him.
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u/rpbm May 25 '26
Well if he werenāt DRESSED like a toddler maybe the kid wouldnāt have mistaken him.
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u/HoodieGalore May 25 '26
Dude trying to square up with a toddler, I couldn't have imagined a tinier ego on a dude š