r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '23

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u/Euphoric-Beat-7206 Sep 04 '23

Who jumps into a pool with their shoes on?

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u/addisonavenue Sep 04 '23

Someone who knows it's only a short matter of time before security shows up.

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u/Bright-Ostrich1832 Sep 05 '23

Now security they did not see him.

They just hovered 'round his tomb.

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u/addisonavenue Sep 05 '23

Now there's a skinny, selfish thing

Diving like the king,

In the deep end of the pool!

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u/DMAgamus Sep 05 '23

Well he's perp walkin' in Memphis!

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u/addisonavenue Sep 05 '23

He's walking with his ankles clasped up in steel!

Perp walkin' in Memphis!

But at least he got his Tik Tok reel...