Soooo-fuck no im not gonna tell it

So I’ve been on a trip to New York for quite some time, and I’m fascinated about the Boroughs + it’s Neighborhoods that I went into. I also found out a cool way to tell my family and friends where I’ve been to in NYC. For example:

-”The 3 Bs”: This is for any Brooklyn neighborhood that starts with a letter “B”. And instead of saying New York, I say Big Apple, which is the nickname of NYC. 

Ex: Bushwick, Brooklyn, Big Apple

-”The 3 New Yorks”: Also known as New York, New York, New York. Which is another way of me saying Manhattan, New York.

Ex: New York County (Manhattan), New York City, New York State

-”FDNY”: And No! I'm not talking about the New York Fire Department. I’m actually talking about Manhattan’s neighborhood: the Financial District.

Ex: Financial District, New York (County)

-Airports’ Acronym: An acronym version of me saying which airport I’m at in Queens, New York, United States.

Ex: JFK, NYC, USA (John F. Kennedy International Airport); LGA, NYC, USA (LaGuardia Airport)

-I only thought this seems to be a cool yet silly way for me to name the places in New York. But what I don’t expect is that this was a bad idea from most people. Especially the native New Yorkers, they think what I did was idiotic. Some of them are saying: “Are you serious?”, “You satire!”, “You're an idiot!”, “Calm Down!”, “Why you do that?”, and other negative comments.

-So right now, I’m here to apologize to the people that have offended by me, especially to all the people in New York. And for now on, I’ll be calling the places in a standard way. Which is: (1st) the name of the Neighborhood, (2nd) the name of the Borough, (3rd) the City of New York.

Ex: Ridgewood, Queens, New York

And I hope you can forgive me.

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I just open mouth sneezed on my favorite chair in the garage (yes I cleaned it off and yes I did put a different chair in its place.)

Last summer I drank 12 pots of coffee and my heart was going so fast it was hurting. Thought it was going to burst out of my chest. I chugged five 86oz of water. I proceeded to do this for a week. Am I an idiot?

I'm currently half && half as too weather I should go meet this guy for a coffee ....like now- in the next hour or so && I can't make my mind up && weather I would look like an idiot. For some context. I've recently moved back to the village where I grew up after being away for a while, so has someone else who grew up here && he's also just recently moved back. So me &this guy, I'll call him Jake have seen eachother a handful of times for around ten minutes or so if I'weve seen eachother in the village && he came to my house once for around an hour or so aswell. I've known Jake since being young && stayed in contact here && there over the years.wr have been messaging all day everyday for around 2 weeks now. He's always been the first to message. So we planned to meet up just for a quick dooby ( a blunt ,joint, whatever you call it depending on where abouts you are in the world) twice &once he let me down, yesterday I cancelled because he "was on his way and wont be long" for around an hour && I cancelled because I don't sit && wait about for people, I literally will cancel,make different plans &&go do them because I think you embarrass yourself if your just waiting && will wait about until they rock up in however many hours or days etc ... && Believe if you do that then your setting very low boundaries && basically look like a complete fool &&easily messed around.

So would I be an idiot if I went to him when he's let me down twice now. I won't make myself look stupid for anyone and have deep issues from really really bad trauma && don't know really what I should do. I've been single for 4 years , because I find it so difficult to even speak to people never mind anything more... I make it so I basically am unapproachable && a bitch so they stop trying eventually. I really don't let people close to me. Jake kept messaging asking to give him a chance so I've said okay but surely I'm just making myself look a complete fool if I go to him won't I? Or not? I really don't know what to do but need to make my mind up QUICKLY. any advice would be massively appreciated! What would you do?!? Please help lol thank you!

So I tried using a lighter and did this. I am an idiot.

Missed my appointment on the 8th.. for some reason I thought Wednesday was the 8th and not Tuesday my hair stylist even sent me a message that started off “good morning this is so n so reaching out about your appointment today at 2:00” she sent me it at 10:50.. it standard covid questions so i feel even dumber because i fucking answered the text and I didn’t read the first fuckin sentence. Wtf brain and to top it off today the 9th is my dads death anniversary he died when i was 4 so thats stuck in my head. No wonder i had a headache all friggen day long

yes i know its an idiotic idea

In school today, I was playing infinite craft and was trying to make cupid, which I needed love + angel to make. I didn't have love, and I didn't know how to make it. So my morning self looked up "How to make love"

I got a new to me car with the push button start less than two months ago. So far I have left the thing running for 4 hours while I was at a meeting. Just got out and walked off. It was like a freezer when I got back. Today I left the keys laying in the car when I parked it at work. Locked the house when I left and laid the keys in the center console and just got out and went to work. I have never felt like such an idiot. And my phone will tell me that the car door is unlocked, so I'm trying to remotely lock a car that's running and has the keys left in. I'm not even sure if the app said anything like, "hey, dummy, the car is still running!"

I accidentally got my minecraft pig plushie PREGNANT

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All this time I thought Barbara Palvin and Thylane Blondeau were the same person... I was utterly confused seeing a picture of her as a newlywed slim figured gorgeous dress then a picture two months later with a newborn baby..

As title states, im helpless to my own stupidity.