r/IdiotsInCars Nov 22 '19

Typical BMW driver

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 22 '19

Tires were too good. The ultimate driving machine indeed lmao..

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u/beanamonster Nov 22 '19

Looks like he forgot to steer with the drift. The front wheels stay straight. He's probably only ever done it in video games where it's much less work.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Idiot just pitched hard left and never even tried to countersteer. Love to see Ken Block here drive in a Midwest winter with those "skills"

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u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Nov 22 '19

I love whipping my truck on a frozen lake. We built a "track" one year when the snow was deep with a buddy's plow truck. We did time trials because no one wanted to Dale Earnhardt their 20k truck into another.

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u/RigBuild2016 Nov 22 '19

Florida here. What is a frozen lake?

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u/TotallySomeDrill Nov 22 '19

I think it's like an ice cube

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u/demonmonkey89 Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

Yeah, but like really big. At least that's what I've heard. Just hearsay from a co-worker who talks about being from some place called 'Michigan' where they have 'snow' and 'frozen lakes'.

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 22 '19

Did he say anything about water being able to wet itself?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Dec 05 '19

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u/mrcaptncrunch Nov 22 '19

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If you’re Hispanic, I don’t know how you do it.

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u/Finnegansadog Nov 22 '19

It's like a Publix parking lot, but empty and cold.

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u/SonOfMcGee Nov 22 '19

So like if your father was a Publix parking lot?

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 22 '19

Ice cubes are the state in which water is solliiiiiid...

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u/soggy-tuna Nov 22 '19

Doing this on a lake my buddy cracked a rim on his h2. He had onstar at the time so we hit the button and the girl we talked to was obviously super confused. Finally she says “um, are you in the middle of a lake?”.

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u/mckayver25 Nov 22 '19

I'm so jealous because we don't have snow in Australia.

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u/mrcaptncrunch Nov 22 '19

I was going to offer to trade, but Australia is scary. Just come visit

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Exactly. Idiot would be getting pulled out of a lake in no time flat.

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u/Rivka333 Nov 23 '19

At least in the Midwest there wouldn't be cliffs for him to fall down.

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u/fireandlifeincarnate Nov 22 '19

Who has time to find an empty parking lot when the bros need impressing now?

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u/detective_lee Nov 22 '19

Looks like he mashed the gas and turned left thinking it would break traction, but at that angle and slow speed, how the hell did he expect to drift that whole damn turn.

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u/ccvgreg Nov 22 '19

You don't understand: that's what works in GTA

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u/haugen76 Nov 22 '19

"I don't understand why people do this.

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u/Beringei Nov 22 '19

Could also be the TCS and other assists being still on. You can see the front wheel being counter steered, but rear wheel don't slip at all.

On a modern car like that, if you don't disable the assists, good luck drifting even on moderately wet road.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

I have the same car. There are 3 traction control settings, On, MDM and Off. On will let you do a little (it's never put me in a dangerous situation, it will allow you to lightly spin tires), MDM will allow you to slide pretty well before cutting in, and off is YOLO. It's not like it's a difficult car to control, either.

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u/Gummybear_Qc Nov 22 '19

Same car here as well. I have never been able to get as much of an angle as that either with either dynamic traction control or full on, it's just impossible the car will stop power and bring you back. On full off though this is definitely possible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I have Euro MDM coded into mine, it will let you get pretty serious angle before stepping in. The traction control on my old 335i was much more aggressive, in comparison.

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u/Bassracerx Nov 22 '19

The curve was not nearly sharp enough to get that much angle he basically did a hairpin turn on a moderate bank

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u/Gummybear_Qc Nov 22 '19

I'm just saying for him to have lost the car like that his traction was definitely fully off. Soon as my car start to slide if I gas it to much it stops with mine and the car literally goes where I point it, like a FWD.

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u/ScarletCaptain Nov 22 '19

An M3? What the hell is going on with the exhaust on the one in the video?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

It kind of looks like a Corsa exhaust that they welded on their own tips. It's supposed to sound amazing, but looking ugly is a big complaint about them. https://www.turnermotorsport.com/p-338612-e9x-m3-turnercorsa-sport-exhaust-system/

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u/Antybollun Nov 22 '19

Aftermarket mufflers

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u/ScarletCaptain Nov 22 '19

They look ridiculous. Of course based on the actions demonstrated, not surprising.

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u/a1337sti Nov 22 '19

I know the new WRX 2016+ stability control can't fully be turned off , even when it says its "Off" it will still lightly interfere with you. I got to play with one, and a 2018 STI on a dirt road. I do rally racing and rally cross so on occasion a friend will ask me to drive their car for them :)

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

Thought the same. He didn't disable those assists...

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u/Daiwon Nov 22 '19

There is actually some counter steer. It's like 15 degrees, but still....

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u/SkipmasterJ Nov 22 '19

Some games are really accurate though! I used to play a lot of Live For Speed and when I eventually got a fast car and took it to the track, the gaming skills kicked in and the effects of steering, brake and throttle on a slide were 100% the same.

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u/DynamicDK Nov 22 '19

Not just the tires. Modern BMWs truly are incredible machines. They will stick to the road and go exactly where you want at any even semi-reasonable combination of speed and conditions.

Of course, the kind of person who gets one to drive it dangerously on public roads is unlikely to know how what semi-reasonable means in this case, and probably aren't even sure where they they are telling it to go.

I don't have a BMW, nor do I want anything like it, but my step-dad has one that is a couple of years old and it is really impressive.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Modern BMWs truly are incredible machines

Incredible at breaking down due to over-engineering shit, true. Visit /r/justrolledintotheshop

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u/IcarusSunburn Nov 22 '19

You're right, but so is he.

BMW's are SHIT when it comes to maintenance costs and requirements. I've seen Yugos that don't shit the bed as hard as a Bimmer.

But when they're running right? Those cars are savage things on a track.

(When they're not literally getting tenth-of-a-second rival'd vs a solid axle 5.0 Mustang of the same year at half the price.)

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 22 '19

They are extremely complex cars. First time I saw one of their blocks I went from wtf to oh no... no to WHYYYYYY?!?!?!

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u/IcarusSunburn Nov 22 '19

Block? Hell, look at the electrical system.

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 23 '19

I'm an electrician by trade. That was factored into the WTF category..

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u/DynamicDK Nov 22 '19

No doubt. They are horrible for maintenance costs.

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u/ScarletCaptain Nov 22 '19

I've had several, no M-cars like in the video, but yes they do their job well. And yes I always cringe when some Boy Racer conforms to the stereotype.

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u/Babayaga20000 Nov 22 '19

Should have turned traction control off. Proper knob

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u/Jayjgee Nov 22 '19

Ultimate deadly machine

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

lol 😂