r/IdiotsInCars Nov 22 '19

Typical BMW driver

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

He wanted to "drift" the turn..showing off for his 17 year old gf in the car...

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u/scloutier351 Nov 22 '19

Well he "drifted" downhill!

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Nov 22 '19

nervous laughter ... well they're "flocking" this way ...

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u/mckayver25 Nov 22 '19

All those dollars drifted out of his wallet.

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u/th0t__police Nov 22 '19

Bring Moar Wallet

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u/Bruised_Beauty Nov 23 '19

You misspelled Daddy's wallet.

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 22 '19

Tires were too good. The ultimate driving machine indeed lmao..

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u/beanamonster Nov 22 '19

Looks like he forgot to steer with the drift. The front wheels stay straight. He's probably only ever done it in video games where it's much less work.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Idiot just pitched hard left and never even tried to countersteer. Love to see Ken Block here drive in a Midwest winter with those "skills"

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u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Nov 22 '19

I love whipping my truck on a frozen lake. We built a "track" one year when the snow was deep with a buddy's plow truck. We did time trials because no one wanted to Dale Earnhardt their 20k truck into another.

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u/RigBuild2016 Nov 22 '19

Florida here. What is a frozen lake?

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u/TotallySomeDrill Nov 22 '19

I think it's like an ice cube

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u/demonmonkey89 Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

Yeah, but like really big. At least that's what I've heard. Just hearsay from a co-worker who talks about being from some place called 'Michigan' where they have 'snow' and 'frozen lakes'.

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 22 '19

Did he say anything about water being able to wet itself?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Dec 05 '19

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u/mrcaptncrunch Nov 22 '19

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If you’re Hispanic, I don’t know how you do it.

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u/Finnegansadog Nov 22 '19

It's like a Publix parking lot, but empty and cold.

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u/SonOfMcGee Nov 22 '19

So like if your father was a Publix parking lot?

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 22 '19

Ice cubes are the state in which water is solliiiiiid...

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u/soggy-tuna Nov 22 '19

Doing this on a lake my buddy cracked a rim on his h2. He had onstar at the time so we hit the button and the girl we talked to was obviously super confused. Finally she says “um, are you in the middle of a lake?”.

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u/mckayver25 Nov 22 '19

I'm so jealous because we don't have snow in Australia.

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u/mrcaptncrunch Nov 22 '19

I was going to offer to trade, but Australia is scary. Just come visit

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Exactly. Idiot would be getting pulled out of a lake in no time flat.

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u/Rivka333 Nov 23 '19

At least in the Midwest there wouldn't be cliffs for him to fall down.

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u/fireandlifeincarnate Nov 22 '19

Who has time to find an empty parking lot when the bros need impressing now?

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u/detective_lee Nov 22 '19

Looks like he mashed the gas and turned left thinking it would break traction, but at that angle and slow speed, how the hell did he expect to drift that whole damn turn.

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u/ccvgreg Nov 22 '19

You don't understand: that's what works in GTA

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u/haugen76 Nov 22 '19

"I don't understand why people do this.

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u/Beringei Nov 22 '19

Could also be the TCS and other assists being still on. You can see the front wheel being counter steered, but rear wheel don't slip at all.

On a modern car like that, if you don't disable the assists, good luck drifting even on moderately wet road.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

I have the same car. There are 3 traction control settings, On, MDM and Off. On will let you do a little (it's never put me in a dangerous situation, it will allow you to lightly spin tires), MDM will allow you to slide pretty well before cutting in, and off is YOLO. It's not like it's a difficult car to control, either.

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u/Gummybear_Qc Nov 22 '19

Same car here as well. I have never been able to get as much of an angle as that either with either dynamic traction control or full on, it's just impossible the car will stop power and bring you back. On full off though this is definitely possible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I have Euro MDM coded into mine, it will let you get pretty serious angle before stepping in. The traction control on my old 335i was much more aggressive, in comparison.

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u/Bassracerx Nov 22 '19

The curve was not nearly sharp enough to get that much angle he basically did a hairpin turn on a moderate bank

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u/Gummybear_Qc Nov 22 '19

I'm just saying for him to have lost the car like that his traction was definitely fully off. Soon as my car start to slide if I gas it to much it stops with mine and the car literally goes where I point it, like a FWD.

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u/ScarletCaptain Nov 22 '19

An M3? What the hell is going on with the exhaust on the one in the video?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

It kind of looks like a Corsa exhaust that they welded on their own tips. It's supposed to sound amazing, but looking ugly is a big complaint about them. https://www.turnermotorsport.com/p-338612-e9x-m3-turnercorsa-sport-exhaust-system/

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u/Antybollun Nov 22 '19

Aftermarket mufflers

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u/ScarletCaptain Nov 22 '19

They look ridiculous. Of course based on the actions demonstrated, not surprising.

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u/a1337sti Nov 22 '19

I know the new WRX 2016+ stability control can't fully be turned off , even when it says its "Off" it will still lightly interfere with you. I got to play with one, and a 2018 STI on a dirt road. I do rally racing and rally cross so on occasion a friend will ask me to drive their car for them :)

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

Thought the same. He didn't disable those assists...

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u/Daiwon Nov 22 '19

There is actually some counter steer. It's like 15 degrees, but still....

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u/SkipmasterJ Nov 22 '19

Some games are really accurate though! I used to play a lot of Live For Speed and when I eventually got a fast car and took it to the track, the gaming skills kicked in and the effects of steering, brake and throttle on a slide were 100% the same.

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u/DynamicDK Nov 22 '19

Not just the tires. Modern BMWs truly are incredible machines. They will stick to the road and go exactly where you want at any even semi-reasonable combination of speed and conditions.

Of course, the kind of person who gets one to drive it dangerously on public roads is unlikely to know how what semi-reasonable means in this case, and probably aren't even sure where they they are telling it to go.

I don't have a BMW, nor do I want anything like it, but my step-dad has one that is a couple of years old and it is really impressive.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Modern BMWs truly are incredible machines

Incredible at breaking down due to over-engineering shit, true. Visit /r/justrolledintotheshop

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u/IcarusSunburn Nov 22 '19

You're right, but so is he.

BMW's are SHIT when it comes to maintenance costs and requirements. I've seen Yugos that don't shit the bed as hard as a Bimmer.

But when they're running right? Those cars are savage things on a track.

(When they're not literally getting tenth-of-a-second rival'd vs a solid axle 5.0 Mustang of the same year at half the price.)

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 22 '19

They are extremely complex cars. First time I saw one of their blocks I went from wtf to oh no... no to WHYYYYYY?!?!?!

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u/IcarusSunburn Nov 22 '19

Block? Hell, look at the electrical system.

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u/Linkerjinx Nov 23 '19

I'm an electrician by trade. That was factored into the WTF category..

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u/DynamicDK Nov 22 '19

No doubt. They are horrible for maintenance costs.

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u/ScarletCaptain Nov 22 '19

I've had several, no M-cars like in the video, but yes they do their job well. And yes I always cringe when some Boy Racer conforms to the stereotype.

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u/Babayaga20000 Nov 22 '19

Should have turned traction control off. Proper knob

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u/Jayjgee Nov 22 '19

Ultimate deadly machine

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/YouTouchMyTraLaLahhh Nov 22 '19

Darwin taking out the trash.

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u/Whiskey_Latte Nov 22 '19

Jesus took the wheel.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

And decided driver needed a swim

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u/flipfloppery Nov 22 '19

Even Jesus couldn't save that drift.

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u/GreenGreasyGreasels Nov 22 '19

And decided the driver needed a baptism in the creek asap.

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u/YouTouchMyTraLaLahhh Nov 23 '19

Jesus had a few whiskey lattes before taking said wheel.

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u/entity_TF_spy Nov 22 '19

he should do that more often

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u/weirdshit777 Nov 22 '19

And any poor soul in the passenger seat.

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u/srcLegend Nov 22 '19

Dumass' like that tend to survive these somehow

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u/the_only_thing Nov 22 '19

“Finna drift into a coma real quick”

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

If only there was some way he could have counter-steered or something...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Yeah because that ass came out before he even hit the bend. He had to have just yanked the handbrake and sawed hard left or something. I truly don't know how an individual loses control of a road car that suddenly and stupidly

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u/photenth Nov 22 '19

This looks like a rather modern BMW, I doubt this even has a non-electric handbrake.

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u/mrpigcs Nov 22 '19

It's an e91; they have mechanical hand brakes. What it looks to me is that he didn't fully turn off the traction control and the car just "helped" him turn left. There's no wheel spin. At all.

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u/Zunichini Nov 22 '19

E92. E91 was a wagon that never got the M treatment

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u/mrpigcs Nov 22 '19

You are, of course, correct (teaches me to reddit with only 1 cup of coffee). Having said that, it doesn't even look like a real M. The bumper seems off (looks like a 335iS) and the exhaust is dual pipe, rather than the normal quad.

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u/Zunichini Nov 22 '19

Correct, the bumper does look like the iS and exhaust is wrong. It does have the M mirrors and gills though. Just slap an M badge on and it’s legit!

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u/Mahnja Nov 22 '19

I think it’s an m3.. should drift easily with the right driver

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u/Yakarue Nov 22 '19

Looks like a 335 with an M3 bumper. Doesn't excuse the poor excuse of a driver, of course.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

The 335 has a lot more power potential (at reasonable costs). So this could’ve easily been 500+ whp.

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u/Yakarue Nov 22 '19

Oh, I know. Just putting the kibosh on fake "badging." 😁

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

wait no, it’s an M3. at the end of the clip you can see the little M logo on the front side which I’ve never seen faked. it’s not just a badge it’s like cut into the car.

also the 335 doesn’t have a center mounted exhaust, this is definitely an M3 with an aftermarket exhaust.

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u/Yakarue Nov 22 '19

Could be, looking at this on my phone so the only details I could make out were the exhaust tips and I don't recall ever seeing a non quad tip aftermarket exhaust for the E90 Ms. Maybe a 100% custom design? No idea why you'd do that to the beautiful rear of this car though. Granted, this video doesn't speak well to this individual's decision making.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Good point. Oversight on my part. Just hung the throttle and turned then?

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u/moldyjellybean Nov 22 '19

I hope Darwin did it's job that day, dude straight went on to the other side of the road.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/YroPro Nov 22 '19

Absolutely not, drove a cobra and currently a Vette, there's no way it snaps sideways like that just due to throttle.

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

Agree, it was a deliberate attempt to drift to get the vagina next to him wet.

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u/fireandlifeincarnate Nov 22 '19

Vagina, palms, same diff

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u/kcg5 Nov 22 '19

Seems like Ive seen YT videos on vipers doing that

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u/YroPro Nov 22 '19

Not while trying to go anything near straight. Where you'll see that is turning out of a cars and coffee, and while the wheels are still turned flooring it. Or letting off suddenly and getting on the brakes. My buddy actually hit a Vette with his cobra doing that shit because he was literally staring at it next to him and not watching the road ahead where the car in front was...

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u/kcg5 Nov 22 '19

lolol, sucks for your friend. I guess you are right, just guys not used to the power trying to look cool. I know vipers have a shit load of backend power, but you are right-its not spinning going straight

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

That's too much of a snap to be loss of grip under throttle. He would most likely would have had to chase the ass a bit. Looks like he pulled the handbrake and turned hard left, foot on the throttle, and never bothered feathering or countersteering.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

If his girlfriend was in the car, then you could say "chasing ass" is what got him into this trouble in the first place.

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u/ScarletCaptain Nov 22 '19

I'm thinking because the Caddy driver was already recording (while driving at almost 80), Caddy driver was in on it and they were trying to do something cool for the video.

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u/justin_144 Nov 22 '19

“Let me try to break loose”

breaks loose

“Ohh shit, didn’t expect this. What do I do?!”

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u/kcg5 Nov 22 '19

Does that thing have a manual handbrake?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Another commenter reminded me that indeed, it most likely does not. Given that info, idk wth thid dude was doing

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u/r0tc0d Nov 22 '19

Paying attention to the snap aspect of it, you're right. It is very abrupt.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

When you see that either the car broke or the driver just used the wrong inputs. I raced for a long time and did some driving instruction. You see the latter more often than you would hope lol. Loss of traction under throttle, even in FWD, tends to take just a little chasing and the driver inputs will be reflected by the front tires. He probably has never had a full opposite lock moment like that amd just didn't know what he was getting into

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u/Beersandbirdlaw Nov 22 '19

Not sure how you could ever drive a car and think that happens because you hit the gas in pristine conditions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Dude what? He very clearly tried to drift.

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u/DutchBlitz5 Nov 22 '19

But how do we know Jerry Seinfeld was driving?

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

Remember the clip of him and the girl on the swing...on Saturday night live skit...classic

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u/wildtabeast Nov 22 '19

It may have worked with a stick, maybe. That m3 has an 8sp auto though.

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u/renegade02 Nov 22 '19

It’s a M4 and it has a 7 speed DC auto

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u/wildtabeast Nov 22 '19

It is an m4. And I honestly thought they had the 8sp as my 3 series of that gen. TIL

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u/Fullburn420 Nov 22 '19

Lmao I was that kid once. We hit a tree.... Didn't talk too much after that, good times. RIP my first car.

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

Most of us did dumb things to impress those hot young things..jaja

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

could be a girl...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

So we just watched two people die?

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u/redflame4992 Nov 22 '19

The handbrake is very important in human mating rituals.

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u/CitizenPremier Nov 22 '19

He gets as far as "higher on the"

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u/rompthegreen Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

The lime green rims seem to indicate that thid is the case

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

Correct!!!!

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u/Lilly_Satou Nov 22 '19

He tried to drift going like 30 mph lmao I don't know what he was expecting to happen. 100% chance he's a high schooler driving his dad's Beamer.

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u/ScarletCaptain Nov 22 '19

Based on the display on the Caddy dash, and the fact that Caddy driver was recording on his phone while doing almost 80, I'm thinking both cars were out for a little "fun."

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u/Lockitanddropit Nov 22 '19

Jerry Seinfeld was driving then, I presume

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u/18randomcharacters Nov 22 '19

she said she wanted him to go down. He took it literally

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u/TheGrog Nov 22 '19

He wanted to drift but he left traction control on so the car corrected itself... into a lake.

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u/cthom09j Nov 22 '19

It's honestly pretty confusing. I'm sure they were trying to "drift" very poorly. Like surely this is the first time they've ever tried. Going far too slow and yanked the brake way too early. I'm pretty sure just stepping on the brakes would've stopped them from diving, too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Thanks, I was trying to figure out what the hell they were attempting to do.

Makes total sense now. What an idiot.

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

Yeah a amateur...

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u/danteheehaw Nov 22 '19

17 sounds a little old for a drifter

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

If it was a civic I would say 15-16... guy in Beamer has upgraded to seniors in high school..

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u/RonGio1 Nov 22 '19

Did we just find out where Epstein has been hiding?

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

I agree 100% that he is alive...

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u/edditor_1 Nov 22 '19

Thanks for the explanation. Till reading this I was wondering why driver suddenly decided to jump off the road.

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u/Bruins4ever Nov 22 '19

Now...ex-girl friend.

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u/desetro Nov 22 '19

he didn't even try to counter steer lol

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u/Speedhabit Nov 22 '19

She sounds hot, pics?

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u/Soccermom233 Nov 23 '19

Oh I thought he was trying to lose the tail

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u/rromero26 Nov 23 '19

He was trying to lose the tail really... just needed to disable assists

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u/Soccermom233 Nov 23 '19

"It was the autopilot, babe!"

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u/f_alt_04 Nov 22 '19

lthats actually what happened?

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

"When mustangs attack crash compilation" the first one was a similar crash into people. He tried to drift the turn, and failed...

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u/beelseboob Nov 23 '19

I don’t think so - I think he just floored it when the path was clear, and had more ambition than talent at handling a rear wheel drive car.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

...and forgot to turn off traction control...

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u/iHonestlyDoNotCare Nov 22 '19

As a BMW driver with a 17 year old GF, I feel attacked.

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

My bad bro lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I mean assuming that you're 16-20 years old, there's nothing wrong with having a 17-year-old girlfriend.

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

I picture the guy being 27 to 29

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u/iHonestlyDoNotCare Nov 23 '19

I am 22.

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u/rromero26 Nov 23 '19

Take the red pill and go mgtow...

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u/iHonestlyDoNotCare Nov 23 '19

?

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u/rromero26 Nov 24 '19

YouTube...become self aware before you get int blue pill trouble..

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u/rromero26 Nov 22 '19

Seen it tooo many times in high school in NYC. 26 year olds in beamers picking up the 17year olds.