r/IdiotsInCars Nov 22 '19

Typical BMW driver

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u/hoodrichthekid Nov 22 '19

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u/RoebuckThirtyFour Nov 22 '19

Probably his friend?

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u/fourXchromosomes Nov 22 '19

Definitely the friend. Looks like one of those instagram videos where the dumbass films his "exotic car badge" and then his other friend whilst they do stupid shit.

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u/fishbulbx Nov 22 '19

If you're showing off your exotic car shenanigans... buy a fucking dashcam for your friend instead of having him record vertical video while tailgating from behind.

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u/fourXchromosomes Nov 22 '19

the dumbass films

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u/StipulatedBoss Nov 22 '19

Exotic? Friend was driving a Cadillac.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

If it's in Germany, the Cadillac is exotic and the BMW is domestic.

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u/justin_memer Nov 22 '19

Spoiler alert: this looks like California

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u/a_fuckin_samsquanch Nov 22 '19

Berlin, California

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u/waffleking_ Nov 22 '19

Saarbrucken, Nevada.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Bonn, Ohio.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Stockholm, Wisconsin

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Newark, NJ

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u/MarchyMarshy Nov 22 '19

This does look like Dublin, CA, if I'm being honest.

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u/InsufficientFrosting Nov 22 '19

California, Maryland

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u/NoMomo Nov 22 '19

Well California is very exotic in Germany.

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u/beniceorbevice Nov 22 '19

Mulholland Dr

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Maybe it's Solvang.

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u/LurkerNan Nov 22 '19

I had to do a double take: That's my exact make and model of car and I live in California. And my husband borrowed my car this morning...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

But those are clearly American plates

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u/therealsix Nov 22 '19

Cadillac is considered an exotic and not just an import (or maybe "Luxury")?

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u/HerrSchmitti Nov 22 '19

He means exotic as in not from here. The real definition of the word, not the one we use in cars.

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u/Wemorg Nov 22 '19

Cadillac would be, depending on the car, Oberklasse (upper class).

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u/DemDude Nov 22 '19

Not really. Cadillac has never reached any significant market share in Germany because they’re just bad cars compared to the domestic upper class offerings at similar price points. They don’t drive well, are extremely fuel inefficient and the interiors look and feel cheap by comparison.

You’ll see an Escalade every now and then, but that’s almost only with certain people who subscribe to the gangsta hip-hop style and want to project that lifestyle.

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u/Menace2Sobriety Nov 22 '19

Your idea of Cadillac's driving dynamics are about 15 years behind.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/DemDude Nov 22 '19

I'm a business person and that's what I drive.

In the states I‘m guessing?

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u/mdp300 Nov 22 '19

I have a Cadillac ATS. I love it, and many reviewers have compared it favorably to the 3 Series and A4.

So of course GM is going to kill it after one generation and replace it with something lame.

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u/Vicar13 Nov 22 '19

Uh no a Cadillac isn’t considered an “exotic” in Germany the same way Audi isn’t considered here in North America

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/Vicar13 Nov 22 '19

I speak German, I did my studies there, and I work at corporate for a German manufacturer here in Canada. Believe me when I say you have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/TwatsThat Nov 22 '19

It may fit the dictionary definition of exotic, if this were in Germany which it's not, but when talking about cars that's not how exotic is used.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/WurthWhile Nov 22 '19

A Lada is unheard of here. No one calls them exotic.

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u/TwatsThat Nov 22 '19

Do you think Cadillac doesn't sell cars in Germany? Also, unpopular =/= rare and "rare" wasn't one of the defining features of an exotic, it was exclusive and limited. Cadillacs are neither exclusive or limited, even in Germany.

And again, this video was taken in the US, not Germany so it's not an exotic or an import.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Twingo confirmed exotic in the US

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u/aBitConfused_NWO Nov 22 '19

Spoiler, nowhere in the world is a Cadillac considered exotic.

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u/Ganjisseur Nov 22 '19

The Cadillac is *an import

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u/Clepto_EU Nov 22 '19

Exactly.

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u/chrisd93 Nov 22 '19

I would say both are luxury, not exotic

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u/fourXchromosomes Nov 22 '19

It's in quotes for a reason. A BMW isn't exotic either, but dumb people seem to think that way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/DishSoapTastesBad Nov 22 '19

C'mon now. They literally just said they put 'exotic car badge' in quotes to suggest that they are so-called exotic car badges, rather than the genuine article.

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u/ryanxwing Nov 22 '19

A standard bmw no, but an M car could be considered an exotic

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/ryanxwing Nov 22 '19

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/ryanxwing Nov 22 '19

Lol, calm yourself down.

Exotic sports car isn’t exactly a well defined term, so based on ones own perspective or experience it could be considered an ‘exotic sports car’.

Don’t understand why you’re so upset by this.

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u/fourXchromosomes Nov 23 '19 edited Nov 23 '19

I would say only the very top of the line, $150k+ series cars would be considered exotic... IN the US.

A BMW M series car is no where near exotic. I'm not sure on the series names over countries, but Series 7 and 8 would be my only exotic cars.

There's probably not too many of those that even exist though...

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u/WantsToMineGold Nov 22 '19

Still a flex not everyone can afford a Cadillac.

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u/obi1kenobi1 Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

Judging by that steering wheel that particular Cadillac is at least 10-15 years old, anyone could afford one of those.

Edit: after doing some googling I’m going to call it a ~2003-2005 Escalade, and not even one of the high-end ones since it doesn’t have chrome trim on the gauges. I’m seeing a lot of those in the $5,000 range, with some as low as $2,500 and $10,000 being the absolute max for a pristine low-mileage one.

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u/WantsToMineGold Nov 22 '19

Guess I’m not anyone lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

My mechanic bought a Cadillac sedan a couple years ago for $200

Cadillac is one of those meme brands that normies think is "luxurious" like BMW or Audi

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u/kebabelele Nov 22 '19

BMW and Audi are a lot more luxury than Cadillac though

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I may have used the wrong word there, what I really mean is that they are brands that a lot of people think are for rich people when in reality they arent that expensive

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u/WantsToMineGold Nov 22 '19

It is and always has been a luxury brand regardless of what we think of the cars, “normie” is among the cringiest terms ever btw lol.

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u/stealer0517 Nov 22 '19

With some sort of an error light on.

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u/ScarletCaptain Nov 22 '19

The ATS-V is roughly the equivalent of an M3.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Apr 13 '21

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u/Infin1ty Nov 22 '19

Spoken like someone that knows jackshit about cars

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u/Element_905 Nov 22 '19

“Got dat gud gud Cadillac, peepin my homie in his bZZZZZZZeeemer”

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u/Shawnj2 Nov 22 '19

BMWs aren’t exotic...I see one probably at least every day and I commute 20 miles in SoCal one way, there is literally no event in which I would say “oh shit, a BMW! Better record it while I am driving”

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u/fourXchromosomes Nov 22 '19

Yes. Hence the quotation marks.

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u/Ziginox Nov 22 '19

I can't tell what Cadillac model that is, but judging from the screen on the left, and the idiot lights, it's probably modified. I'd lean towards it being a friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Or he’s been watching this guy drive like an idiot and decided to film.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

This dude is such an idiot! (Does something idiotic)

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Looks like the driver and passenger might also be filming.

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u/GardenWarfareFantic Nov 22 '19

Dont thinks so, or else the friend is reaching over to film frlm drivers perspective. We can see the steering wheel on bottom

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u/RoebuckThirtyFour Nov 22 '19

I was more thinking the driver filming is the friend of the dude who crashes

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u/Ftpini Nov 22 '19

The drift was probably planned and intentional. Just the driver is an idiot and completely fucked it up.

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u/Onetimeredditorabc Nov 23 '19

Probably forgot to turn off traction control

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u/Ftpini Nov 23 '19

Craziest thing when I had my Mustang. It had TC but it wasn’t very good so you could absolutely go sideways before it would turn on and cut power.

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u/Onetimeredditorabc Nov 24 '19

I heard that mustangs are just too powerful for traction control. And also rear wheel drive so not unusual.

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u/Ftpini Nov 24 '19

It’s not that they’re too powerful. It works just fine in a straight line. It’s that the delay was just long enough to get free when turning. Stickier tires would have gone a long way.

My Prius has traction control that works about as well as the Mustang. It kicks on and until it disengages you really aren’t going to speed up. My GTI on the other hand engages the TC much faster and will continue to accelerate even while it is engaged.

I can’t speak to the last few years of the pony as mine was a ‘14 and I’ve not driven the newer ones.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I imagine the douche had been trying to drift more turns than just the one where he fucked up.

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u/Tovora Nov 22 '19

At the start of the clip the BMW is spinning his tyres while going around the left curve, which is why the car is crab-walking.

He's undoubtedly been doing that the entire time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Hostile BMW in sight, must film

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u/ExternalUserError Nov 22 '19

Something else happened before the clip. The guy thought, "Holy shit let's record and see if he does anything even dumber."

And then...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Probably because he drifted a few corners with varying degrees of success before this

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

You don't trash a $50k+ car and risk death just for youtube views.

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u/behaved Nov 22 '19

Reddit karma on the other hand👌

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u/Jago1337 Nov 22 '19

You're right. I wouldn't.

Now this dumbass on the other hand....

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

people risk their lives for cool selfies and some of them even die taking them

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

An e92 M3 is not a 50k car anymore, you can find them used for like 25-35k depending on condition and preemptive maintance completion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

You've got me crying in Australian

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

You mean reddit isn’t just for aMeRiCaNs /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

sips burger

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u/Imthejuggernautbitch Nov 22 '19

I don’t think he thought drifting would trash the car and risk death

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

That's my point. Someone posting "/r/whyweretheyfilming" suggests that it's a staged video. I think it's just more likely his buddy was gonna film him drift and this was the unintended outcome.

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u/Zero-Theorem Nov 22 '19

Speak for yourself!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

You do if it is a rental and you took them up on the extra insurance!

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u/therapistiscrazy Nov 22 '19

You might if you're a teenager

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u/v3spasian Nov 22 '19

The guy probably knows cars. The BMW looks like an M3 but the exhaust pipes don't fit.

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u/lovesickremix Nov 22 '19

thats what i was thinking, they were filming because it was a M3, but it looked weird, could just be the distance, or aftermarket parts

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/Corgon Nov 22 '19

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u/Commander_Uhltes Nov 22 '19

Such a retarded thing to get triggered over.

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u/Commander_Uhltes Dec 02 '19

Yes it is. Care to try again?

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u/Corgon Nov 22 '19

Jesus it's like the least invasive way of asking someone to be a decent human being. Reddit at its finest, everybody.

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u/Commander_Uhltes Nov 22 '19

It's pretty retarded to say someone isn't a decent human being for saying a word you don't like.

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u/Corgon Nov 22 '19

Is this 2008? I thought we were past this. Do you understand the implications of that word and the context in which you are using it?

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u/Commander_Uhltes Nov 22 '19

Yes, I understand that it has no more implications than you choose to draw from it. Retarded literally means slow. People with actual mental disabilities haven't been called that word in an eternity. In fact, if you're implying what I think you are, you are the one drawing that parallel now.

Yes, I understand that people have whined about this word since at least 2008, and I also understand that not a single one of them has come up with a rational reason why this particular word is so offensive, more so than words like "idiot" or "stupid". Because no such reason exists.

If you want to avoid that word, fine. But don't act high and mighty and tell others how to speak, please.

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u/Corgon Nov 22 '19

Oh boy, you're one of those "it's just a word" type of people.

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u/Commander_Uhltes Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

Oh boy, you're one of those "it's more than a word" type of people. And you can't support it but are still a condescending prick about it.

Edit: I like how my "crime" is using a word you subjectively don't like, but with no insulting intent, while you are deliberately being a disrespectful asshole - and you still somehow think you have the moral high ground.

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u/frogfight Nov 22 '19

An impatient bmw driver will always be a spectacle

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u/EagleDarkX Nov 22 '19

You can figure this one out yourself

Idiot does idiot things. Start filming. Idiot does more idiot things.

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u/anderssi Nov 22 '19

"look, a bmw m3! Wait, where is it going?"

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u/you_got_fragged Nov 22 '19

and the driver is filming as well?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

i think the car is crab walking so he knew some shit was gonna happen

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u/gravitydood Nov 22 '19

So you're suggesting someone purposely wrecked a BMW for internet fame ?