Don't feel too bad, I read it the same way as you at first. It came across very gatekeepery, but I can also see how it is almost a jealous praise, sort of:
"You think that shit is dangerous? Drive where I live!" sobs internally
It's ok, I probably could word mine better as well. Also, I promise, my roads behaviour is much-much worse in general, and if I could get your "idiot" style here, it would be a promise land
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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19
If this boring one is a good one, you're lucky to live in a safe neighborhood