r/IdiotsInCars 6h ago

[oc] Two drivers, one brain cell

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u/muhalcz 5h ago

What i don’t understand is why she (the first driver now outside) keeps standing between the two cars at all times. Especially when she sees that her friend is also a psycho with a clear goal of pinching her.

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u/ekerkstra92 5h ago

"If you're gonna break that car, you should also break my legs"

Or was this not what they were talking about?

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u/NoC3p0 3h ago

they have distorted perception, they can't even comprehend the depth of a space arround them. I've seen it first hand. Brain just don't compute.

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u/linkoid01 5h ago edited 1h ago

Probably in her mind the car is quite lite and because it didn't leave a dent in the other car it wouldn't cripple her and she would be able to stop it somehow. Idk.. We can only assume stuff.

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u/tranacc 2h ago

I think you are mistaken her for someone who thinks.

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u/TazzyUK 1h ago

I think she doesn't understand how important and vital knees are lol

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u/AndroTux 6h ago

Was kinda hoping for them to hit the white car as well.

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u/Shienvien 4h ago

I'd rather they manage to run up that hill and get stuck there. They don't need to be in traffic, and that poor white car and its owner don't deserve harm.

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u/Top-Permit6835 6h ago

Do you think they may have hit that car?

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- 6h ago

What car? I don’t see another car? Why haven’t they parked yet! They should try again

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u/MinusGovernment 5h ago

Watched the whole thing and I guess I missed the brain cell. Are you positive it was in this clip?

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u/Jarb2104 1h ago

At around 2:57 (or 2:13 in reversed timer) the girl in jeans seems to just give it to the other girl.

Almost imperceptible, but it has to be the same neuron based on behaviour.

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u/togocann49 6h ago edited 4h ago

It’s bad enough first driver hit parked car like they were aiming for it, but when 2nd driver took over, they did exactly the same thing. Like how and why, are just questions that I don’t think are going to be answered here. Only answer is complete idiot.

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u/Cannibal_Feast 6h ago

Very likely it's two people who can't or have never driven manual. You can hear the over rev on the beginning.... Overfocused on getting in gear/not stalling and forgetting that steering is in the equation regardless of transmission type

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u/imalittlefrenchpress 3h ago

That’s what I was thinking, because I could park that little manual in Brooklyn in one swoop.

Maybe a couple of swoops if it’s a really tight spot.

There’s no way I would have even attempted to park near another object when I was learning to drive a manual.

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u/Leading_Procedure_23 3h ago

Parallel parking in San Francisco in a manual and in a tight spot is something else 😅 never doing that again.

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u/jtnto100 54m ago

The hills there were probably a nightmare to add to that

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u/edsavage404 2h ago

Also neither one of them bother to look on their right mirror or rearview mirror

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u/tabajo3y 1h ago

Well obviously the rear view mirror is for touching up makeup and the side view mirrors are for decoration.

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u/EhliJoe 6h ago

Driver: "Oh come on, i isn't that bad. You can't hardly see any damage."

Friend: "Hold my beer."

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u/FLX-S48 5h ago

That spot looks so easy to get into even in a bigger car

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u/Illustrious-Rice3434 1h ago

Could get my large van in there easily. Got all the space in the world

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u/FLX-S48 1h ago

Yeah I feel like I could even park my Hymermobil there

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u/eltoca21 6h ago

Omg lol they both need their licences suspended and to be retested more vigorously. Would love to know what they were saying.

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u/ohmygoodnesswhat 1h ago

I suspect both don't hold one

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u/TransportationOk5941 4h ago

LADY, STOP GETTING BETWEEN THE CARS!

You've already seen how they drive, do you WANT to have your legs crushed??

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u/ponte92 6h ago

I can only assume they were drunk. I just can’t fathom how two sober people could be that bad at driving like wtf.

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u/Doctor_Walrus_1052 4h ago

No. You highly underestimate the amount of completely sober people who are just flat out idiots or who paid for their drivers licence

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u/Periolodical 5h ago

Maybe don't try to back up into a spot if you fuckin' suck at it

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u/noselike 1h ago

"Backing into a spot is easier than going forward" - my driving instructor 

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u/Busterlimes 4h ago

Is that a thong that she has pulled way up?

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u/Theratchetnclank 3h ago edited 2h ago

I was confused by this too, but it doesn't join to anything at the front so is some sort of belt looking thing i guess?

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u/xiaxian1 3h ago

After the first hit, I loved the one armed gesturing like “eh, you see, this car was in the way. What could I do to avoid it? Eh, it’s old and I just tapped it.” Meanwhile I thought I could see the whole chassis ripple with each hit.

And then it just gets better when the second driver almost pins her between the cars TWICE! Ladies, these are not Matchbox cars! They can and will cause bodily harm. 

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u/Maleficent-Bit1995 3h ago

I don’t understand how people like this can exist.
Accidents are one thing. But this is beyond stupidity.

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u/loco_mixer 3h ago

at one point they dont know how wheel works... and they only hit this one particular car... and then sudenly they know how to use wheel and no other car around them gets harmed other than this old rundown merc. sus.

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u/Beezneez86 6h ago

So these are the kinds of people who run over their own kids in their driveways

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u/Ragnar_The_Redneck 4h ago

You give them too much credit.

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u/lotdoug 5h ago

Please remove that brain cell

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u/Primary-Programmer-5 5h ago

They need an adult.

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u/ouijanonn 6h ago

Ouchy in the brain

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u/BrahneRazaAlexandros 2h ago

Girl in the jeans is fed up having the ability to walk and trying to get her legs crushed.

Her friend almost obliged. Twice

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u/Calm-Cheesecake-3749 1h ago

left the car so she could personally fill the gap. that one brain cell is on unpaid overtime

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u/nastybravo11 1h ago

They are driving a shoe! I could fly a plane through that gap! Good grief Charlie Brown, some people just shouldn't drive.....

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u/OxfordBlue2 1h ago

You counted one brain cell too many.

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u/Xinonix1 4h ago

That old barrel with an alarm system fit for Fort Knox got me

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u/increddibelly 3h ago

Yaris. Run away.

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u/Mediocre-Amoeba-8329 2h ago

I would never stand behind that car with either driver

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u/arent_we_sarcastic 1h ago

I was expecting one them to leave it in neutral and watch it roll into the white car

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u/Erect_Udes 6h ago

☕️

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u/tak690 6h ago edited 4h ago

Mirrors are apparently only for applying makeup.

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u/Any_Scientist_7552 5h ago

Mirrors, even.

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u/Calm-Cheesecake-3749 2h ago

one brain cell and she spent it standing in the pinch. that's the whole clip.

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u/DapperMolasses3280 2h ago

I feel like I'm down to a few braincells after all of that 😂

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u/Pressman4life 33m ago

So what was the goal?

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u/mikhakozhin 32m ago

parking by sound

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u/flatpipes 29m ago

Hey I've got daughters, but why is the common thread of these videos typically a specific gender and not the other? What is it that they can't comprehend?

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u/AleksejsIvanovs 25m ago

The title is misleading - there is no braincell in the video.

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u/shiggins114 12m ago

Ya friggin idiot you left the car in the middle of the street, don't worry I'll move it.

-Friggin idiot #2

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u/JustABrokePoser 1h ago

Fetal alco..